Camping at retirement age

foreigner ok I have a funny story for you to see this caravan, we have had it for a year and we haven't used it, in fact we have had several caravans and we have only used one caravan for one night, that's it, that's it. At the campground we've done there, we have a camper van that Jennifer uses for work, we don't use it for

camping

, she gets a spray tan, in fact I spray tanned Tanner, but now we're finally going to be bold and hit the road and we'll be doing some

camping

, so join us if you want and enjoy the next few minutes of our first camping adventure.

Yes, this is Whispering Oaks Campground. Look, here's a Clark RV about seven. eight miles from Greenville, North Carolina, so this is our first campground. It seems to look pretty impressive. She says, "Sit directly next to the barn. Yeah, I can't believe we did it. This place is beautiful. They didn't have any more shady places, but. We have this cool setup near This Barn, which is essentially a place of two acres for us in perfect spring weather this worked great oh wow that makes it so easy quick and easy where are you going oh come here oh stay here that will work fire 50 kids gave us we didn't bring any pesos for the awnings the wind hits that you know problems oh yeah it has a sort of stress relief dissolved okay campus set I slide the back out, yeah I think it's time, here comes the bed part, it's my part Favorite, it's okay, po, you have a little running area here, please turn off the table, now we have a restaurant, what do we get trash bags?

Oh, you told him I didn't have trash bags oh, they're so good, right? Do you love it or do you miss the house? Do you love it huh, okay, where will my head be when I sleep? So I like that, though. I might turn it up a notch on the tongue, but I like this, oh, gloves would be nice, okay, we've got fresh water, we've got sewer hookup, we've got a 30 amp or 50 amp converted to 30 amp and you're good to go, ah, I'm good for the day that was my Sprint, baby, give me your wooden man, evil, evil, woman, do you think that's enough for our little hole for today, okay, well, well, looking for food, yeah, yeah, Look, we have two one-year-olds. three years dry I don't know what this is, but it's pretty heavy that looks like three years two years I don't know what we live in the front, back, not inside, we have perfect Evening Shade and plenty of room for the dog and me Let's run, let's go to the pond and catch a little fish in a while, yeah, oh pay attention, you have a stalker look, we're driving sitting there waiting to cross the street.

I don't know those newbies Amateur time here we are, we didn't make it more than 200 miles from home and we are and we are buying pillows because we forgot them, yes, no, cotton, please, I don't know, look here. a set of sheets that is pure vanilla cotton yeah those don't work I don't know I don't think so oh Bear is going to poop right where we put the chairs good job bear oh maybe not that's how it's going to work tonight so in this one type of caravan is a toy hauler, right, this door opens, yes, for us, it's a dog.

Hollow absolutely fine, hey, I was checking out our barn over here. Great, you can come in here and play some Shuffle bag or Bean board. or whatever you call us cornhole here no, no, I'm not giving it back to you, cheers, cheers, cool, this is a man cave right here, yeah, definitely, you've got your cooler, hey, stay close, I've got the hat , but I've never been, yeah, what does roast chicken say? Okay, let's visit Biscuitville, they must be doing something right, huh, I think so, okay, I'll eat it on a cookie, so the place boasts that they use very local products. just buy them yeah that's funny yeah our dogs need some gluten and something yeah I admit it's not the healthiest option but we wanted to try it right yeah the real local come on I couldn't even fit in there , oh yeah, okay, this is it. much more spacious than what we have, oh yes this is slideable too.

How reliable are these types of sliders? Just basic motors and cables. Yeah, I mean, I'm literally starting my fourth week selling RVs, but from what I heard there. I haven't heard any problems with the slide outs, okay? So you have the lock here. It's a big bathroom compared to the one we have. Yes, these are cozy. Can we get your own bed right there? You don't even need the bunk bed. house, yes, I could be a king of Cali, yes, yes, what do you think? Jen, you think this is MDF. MDF. I mean, yeah, what do you think?

Sir, Mr. Salesman, this is like a slide to the door here, really like that with the level dogs, but then. This is a display model, you know, yeah, if you're looking at financing, pay cash, oh wow, oh, it's an NCG ultralight. The ultralight MPG is a safe, it's a fuse box, I think look at that, yeah, places to hang clothes, lots of storage space, okay? I love the ultralight MPG, uh, so it's probably 28 29 feet, uh, sure, okay, oh look at this, they have more storage space in the refrigerator in the outdoor kitchen, look at that little dog tied up there, Jen , okay, oh, back there you were, you mean like that clip. look at this step look at how much extra space under your bed, thank you and then there are solar panels on the roof, you can, you can get more stories on the roof, that's great because there's extra storage space down there, did you hear that?

Oh don Don't forget those lines you probably see are your prop oh no I thought they were lines it's just dark too bad what is that? Okay, nice passageway, there's the water heater. I guess all your regulators and such, thanks. Oops, Greenville, North Carolina. who are we with you with the legendary number nothing less than nothing nobody else exactly what is an oven another little ear of corn that they used to call in the time of foreman but there is also nothing in the comic strip that was here 60 years ago uh here in the eastern north carolina i was born and raised in a small town in eastern north carolina called aiden and aiden was called crook again in the past it was built two years before my mother was born oh yeah, 1927. one year one year it's okay, okay, yeah, it's part of the greenway, okay, the entrance is okay, so this is the entrance to the greenway in Greenville, North Carolina, so I guess there are a lot of people in love here, huh , is that what people's affections symbolize?

Yeah, look, I love you more, but who likes who he's with right now, who closed this one. Okay, it's an investment. You have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. You know you are spending at least 10 dollars. I like that when they do it. the same color that's cool and purple, yeah, pretty quick, park your car, boy, put it away, you don't want a doll, you better stay, oh, and we'll go home. I like Sunny Side Road, it's so pretty. Welcome friends. There is camp, look, you have to catch the little old man, are you walking the dog or your dog?

You know you care about alligators. Poe, give me the uh, hey, give me, that says it's firewood, bring it home. Poe, bring it back to camp, give me that. oh my god, that's dry, yeah, that's a three year old right there, that's a five year old right there, give me that, bring that firewood to camp, don't eat it, come on, asshole, I love camping, it's so beautiful that makes me want to cry. Wheels I was feeling nice Where are you going? Its a puppy. Let's go to this nice Indian restaurant. Katsuri Kasturi. It's yours. It looks delicious.

The idea is that if you like the taste, let's go get some Indian food because, man, there's a lot of it. flavor wow what's here is delicious that's the goat, I'm sure it's the goat and there are a lot of bones in the goat hmm like neck bones, but it's good, it's like eating stones if you're not careful because they cut the bones Only Remember when we were in Jamaica and I kept trying to get a goat and I couldn't make it, yeah, oh, see that sunset? Do you appreciate that boxing, how he works out every morning now, huh, oh no, we're just? hanging out I grabbed my fabric softener because we didn't get our skin as soft as it could once those highlights get ready.

Prepare the wicks thank you, catch it, thank you, it's being good, you're being good, boy, come here, come here, no, honey, spider. I hear hundreds of frogs, literally crickets, okay, the camp is broken, now we check everything, call me inexperienced, okay, the cotter pins are in, get my wife on board, the sway bar is connected well, I think it has the amount correct voltage, the battery switch is on. so we'll charge the battery, the hatches are down, the stabilizers are up, yeah, we're going to our next camp, which is 200 miles away, far enough away, okay, Poe wants to go out, he's waiting for breakfast, he's leaving. having a lot of fun, feed me, you love it.

Okay, this is a pretty hacked trail. This is our first time walking in Virginia, isn't it? Oh, that's right, foreigner.