Duck Dynasty: Top Basketball Moments

YES: 1, 2, 3-- --7, 8, 9, 10, 11-- --12, 13, 14-- JASE: Yes! GODWIN: Come on, man. This shot is called The Crane. Oh good sir. Oh! JASE: There's the tenner. Man down. Lack of match. Scrambled eggs. South of the border. Below the belt. Yes, below the belt. I feel like I want to vomit. Shall we play some

basketball

? Oh, wow. Yes, that's what he's doing. Look at this, guys. Mr. Fancy Shoes himself. Are these things amazing or what? MARTIN: You still use them, eh? 3 and 1/2 days. I'm going strong, Jack. From time to time, Jep gets excited about some strange product he bought on the Internet.

I'm getting ready to jump off this building spinning, dunking, punching, punching that motherfucker. But here's the thing about that. You are short. I'm 5'9" and 1/2. And you can't jump. I'm 5'9" and 1/4. Deal with it. If you can get wet in those shoes, I'll go buy a pair. Hey, if you can get it wet, I'll buy a pair. Put it over the edge and I'll snatch it from you. MARTIN: 3, 2, 1. I wasn't ready. - Hey, I wasn't ready. - Are you ready? Here we go. 3, 2, 1. Go ahead. YES: Rejected! Don't quit your day job, short things. Well, these shoes are for training, not dunking.

Go get the ball. I'll look for that sorry excuse for a balloon. GODWIN: It's unfortunate. Do you want me to tell you the key to dunking, guys? Did you learn that in Nam? Well, among other things, yes. GODWIN: Benjamin Bunny. - Give me that one. - Huh? I'm getting ready to show you all something, right here. Hey. I've been wearing these shoes for a few days and I feel a deep burning sensation in my calves. They are all ready? The boys are laughing now, but they won't laugh when I throw an ax in their faces. This is what happens when you wear your mate shoes, right here.

My God! SI: What do you have? A man named Michael Jordan. MARTIN: Wow! Tongue out. And I sprained my ankle. SI: He just sprained his ankle. Dancing, all of you. Ball. Did you think we wouldn't notice that you lowered the edge about two feet? YES: Two feet. Everyone says that, huh? How can you not see it? I mean, yes. You're only five feet tall. Yeah, I'm 5'9" and 1/4. If you want to dunk, hey, do what the pros do. I don't have time to practice like them. No, take steroids. Hey, because look, come to the real world, okay?

You're five feet tall and you'll never dip it unless you can get the old shot in the buttocks. SI: Well, hey, say. ALL: Air ball. Godwin, it's not an airball, please. Rim? I'm nervous, the damn governor is coming to town. Let me shoot it again. Why are you trying to tell me that's why? that you missed it? They're usually tight, but now I'm too nervous. What's "tight?" Like they're good. I'm more in tune with the younger generation. Who came up with that? I've always said that. I know who Dr. Dre is. I know who Criss Cross is.

Hey, so I know the slang. That's the problem. That's what's fashionable now. My jeans are tight. My shirt is tight. That burp was loud. And it had something behind it. Your hat is tight. Hey? I like your hat. It's tight. Don't ever say that to me again. Are you going to shoot, Pinocchio? That? Pinocchio? What does that have to do with anything? Hey! Air ball. No, that was a brick. Well, I said brick a while ago and you said air ball. He hit the rim. Actually? The governor will be here in a few hours. What is the problem?

You're not supposed to play

basketball

. I told everyone to clean this up. Technically we weren't playing basketball. This is the only day I really need my employees to act like employees. The governor is coming here. This should look clean and pretty. I'm not asking for the world. It's a warehouse. It's supposed to look like this. No, it looks like shit. At the very least, these guys can lift boxes off the ground. We need to look our best. I already told you this. Continue. WILLIE: What are these guys doing? Guys, the governor will be here any minute.

And you have to prepare for Governor Jindal. Hey. Hey, good morning, man. It's great to see you. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to Duck Commander... well, we're in the back of the warehouse, here. But I missed you at the front. Yeah, no, we just got back here. We arrived early. The guys invited me to shoot a little. Yes, playing basketball all day. I'm usually not the type of person to say, hey, I told you so. They told me they do their best work here. So I thought I'd join. Is that what they said, huh? Well, let's be real.

I am that boy. Yes, I would let them come back here and mainly for exercise. After years of Willie complaining about us playing basketball in the warehouse, it's really nice to see him eat his own words. John Luke, you're shooting up, huh? Yes sir. I was looking for you. That's probably why I missed the governor's arrival. I'm going to take a second and enjoy the moment. This is good. Governor, do you need anything? I mean... - Well, yeah. I wish these guys would play a real game. It's probably a bad idea. We don't want to play a real game.

I'll tell you what. If you shoot, we will play a real game. But... SI: If you fail, they take me on Air Force One. That's a deal. Alright. BOBBY JINDAL: Give me the ball. John Luke, I need to see you. Yes sir. Alright, here we go. Make it a safe game. "Are you ready for this speech? JASE: I patched the hole. I think it will work. Did you? No. That's like Si's head. Empty. Look, if you lose a basketball, the game must continue. That's it. just the southern way. Let's keep playing with Frisbee. You know, when I was a kid, we played Frisbee with a pizza pan, guys.

And look, when we lost that, we played golf with a hoe and a shovel. It's fun! The game moves on. This is our new game, come on, make the pass. Oh, I'm going to get my Jordan. Look, there's a baby one, right here. , guys? Well, if it's not old Manny. What are you doing? What happened to the basketball? That's weird. What are you writing there, Manny? meet there in the conference room for a while. - Meeting? - This is an important meeting. So... No. What are you doing that's so important that you can't meet? We have to do something.

Inventory. Inventory. Yes. It doesn't really seem like the inventory is happening for me. No, it was pretty good. These guys were doing it. MARTIN: Talk about the devil. Old Manny. Manny. What's up, y'all? It looks like you've been digging through your tissues. I was just trying to seem more professional. What do you think? It got weird before. So I went to the store. What do you have here? Now we are talking. Trying to do the best I can to improve the workplace. Maybe I've been a little too quick to judge old Manny. I mean, basketball? It's a nice touch.

No, I did not do it. I didn't tell you to go get a basketball. And the fact that he upset Willie... It's like giving Godwin a bag of Snickers and telling him not to eat it. That's silly. --he made it even sweeter. His was flat. So I thought every once in a while you need to go play basketball. Alright, we'll see you for this later. You did well, son. Welcome to the team. But you're still a rookie. Okay let's go. Back to work, everyone okay? JASE: Do you know how hard it would be to work looking at a new basketball?

Jase, we're not playing basketball. ALL: Oh! MARTIN: Come in. 2-nothing. - 2-nothing. 2-nothing. Right here. I am open. I am open. Pass me the ball. I am open. Oh! Ready? That's all. Blake Griffin, guys. MARTIN: Oh. It's fun to work here. Oh. GODWIN: Alley-oop. SADIE: Oh! Uh oh. Hi guys. What are you doing? We are getting in touch with our creativity. Hey, she's been learning all kinds of things from us. That's what I'm afraid of. Leaving Sadie with the boys provided the perfect learning opportunity. Where is your notebook? He's in the

duck

call room. Because in business it is as important to know what not to do as what to do.

I said well? Jase, you're not supposed to play basketball. Sadie can shoot. And she made... how many

duck

calls? Like, 10. Did you make any duck calls? There are actions you take that put you on the upward path to becoming a CEO. She's much better than Jep. (SINGING) Dunununun nununun fire Jep! That? And then the actions you take that keep you on the steady path of... Pow! Punch! Kick! Today it will be Batman. Good. I don't even know what you call that path. But he doesn't really get anywhere. Physical activity kick-starts your creative process. Physical activity is good for people.

It's great when you finish working. Not while you're working. This is where all our great inventions come from. When was the last time you invented something? If you get a kit, have a voice analysis duck call kit. For a business to thrive, you need to be open-minded to new ideas. I've listened to them 20 times. It's still as stupid as the first time I heard it. That's not stupid. Yes, that's stupid. Willie doesn't seem to understand that. And Sadie needs to learn it. Pato calls the FBI kit. That's a terrible idea. All great inventions arise from an idea that someone thinks is terrible.

Do you know how stupid that sounds? That's why they didn't think about it. Hey, do you want to watch a movie? I have some movies in my bag, here. What kind of movies? Well, I have "Air Bud." Air what? "Air Bud." Look, it's about a dog, okay, who plays basketball. Is "Air Bud" a dog? Yes. These are classics. Look, I'm an animal sports movie connoisseur. You have "Air Bud," where he plays basketball. "Air Bud" is an epic classic that spawned many classics. Air Bud is a golden retriever. He plays football. Hey? Great movie. Get "Rudy" out of the water.

We can go with "Air Bud 4: - Is it okay? - Search for the seventh entry." And well, that's a classic. Hey look, he made "Field of Dreams" look like rookie of the year. We have "Air Bud 5: Air Bud Spikes Back." I want to see that. They are all great. I look at old Bourne. Come on, that's not realistic. At least "Air Bud" is realistic. If it's Bourne, it's realistic. No Yes. No no? Yes, that is correct. Could the dog do what Bourne does? Yes, if I wanted to. But he likes sports. So you'd prefer a dog playing basketball instead of Bourne?

Yes, you are crazy? No. "Air Bud." I hope I never get bird flu. Hey, you don't want this garbage. PHIL: Because it obviously affects the brain. YES: "Air Bud!"