Big Bang Theory - Funny Moments

What are you going to do with your bully? Are you going to see it? I don't know how, this is the guy who peed in your Hawaiian Punch, no, that was a different guy, was he the one who fucked you so hard that your testicle rose and you spend your whole life? Christmas vacation waiting for him to come back down no, that was a different guy, different, was he the one who used your head to crack open a nut? No, oh, oh, was he the one who made you eat your arm here? No, actually, that was this guy's.

Sister, he's fine, what do you think he wants? I don't know, you know the holidays are right around the corner, maybe a Stevie can house the other testicle up there, oh, there's my missing neutrino you were hiding from, unbalanced charge, right? little subatomic Dickens Hey, look, look, I found my missing neutrino. Oh, well, we can get it out of the milk cart. Let's apologize to Raj and invite him to dinner. He apologizes for how well he came last night with some good news. and we don't support each other much, since you're trying to tell me something, we're a colossal asshole, oh no, I'm sorry to disagree with the three of us.

I was by far the most supportive, I really tell Hal Rogers that he ever achieved true greatness. If his friends lowered the bar for him when I was 11, my sister bought our dad a cup of coffee from the best dad in the world, and frankly the man kept it cool until the day he died, okay, let's try it Like this, what if this People magazine thing is the best thing that Raj is? he was never going to make it. I hadn't considered that hmm, come on, I often forget that other people have limitations. That's so sad that you can feel sad.

That's not really what you and I would call condescension when we go in there, let's show Ross that we're happy. for him, but I'm not okay, so he pretends, look at me, I might be bothering about the fact that without my stabilizing telescope mount he would never have found that stupid little group of cosmic nonsense, but I'm bigger than that, what are you doing ? I want him to do Oh smile, oh shit that's scary, we're here to see Koothrappali, not killing Batman, trying less teeth, what's going on, Dade Weller's Amanda, the repeal of the KISS army.

Don't ask, don't tell, no. Raj and I are going to goth. club in Hollywood to hang out with the night crowd, anyone want to come oh wow, you're actually going out like this no, no, I'm going out like this Howard, what did you do? They are cool tattoo sleeves, look, yes, I bought them online. Raj got too fantastic an outfit, right? Put them on, have hot sex with a strange girl with her business, Pierce, take them off and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery, yeah, I always wanted to go to a goth nightclub, really bazinga, so I have Have you ever seen my practical jokes?

Alright? How are you two? Look, I have some extra tattoo sleeves. Which I carry extra in case I get one caught on someone's nipple ring. Yes, I think we'll pass. Mmm, that's the lady speaking for him. Couple, Miss Bates, you can bet she is, yes, she's pushy and yes, she's spanked, but that's not the expression, come on, I want to stop at Walgreens and buy more eyeliner, they're going to get beat up in that club , they're going to get beat up. the Walgreens hmm oh, that's fascinating. I'm noticing an immediate lowering of my inhibitions, for example.

I'm seriously considering asking that busboy to rape me in the alley. Well, cheesecake. I didn't think well. We are known for our cheesecake. Hit us. again, yeah, little is good, more must be better, haha, my best guess is what I'm sleeping with your son, really, who I live with across the hall, well that's convenient, how did his turn out? penis. Oh, Beverly, I can. I don't talk to my boyfriend's mother about his penis. Oh, that's fair, what can you tell me about Busboy's penis? Either he's embarrassed by the relationship or he doesn't care enough about his mother to tell her that he's either way.

One of us should feel insulted. Well, let's find out who you're taking. I'm going to stick my business card in that Busboys. The suction cup in the back pocket is firm juice from the right buttock and the spin of the antiproton is reversed and gamma becomes an alpha x matrix of I negative commas zero and there we have conclusive proof that I am worth absolutely nothing after nine. passing hello pre-halloween hye-jin curry a ghostly moan rattling chains the witch's laughter trifecta haunted house clichés instead of eating I say yon oh the walls are dripping blood that looks nothing like a phenolphthalein indicator exposed to the soda ash solution see you In hell Sheldon the scariest thing about that is the missing comma okay that was a smart matchstick skeleton on a zip line come on merry pranksters take a bow you should have seen your face, yeah, there's nothing like slightly open eyes. a little surprised, come on, admit it, we have your fear, it depends on an element of surprise, the simple fact is that because I am much smarter than you and can anticipate your actions, it is highly unlikely that you two rubes will be able to surprise me , you're probably right. we can't beat him, he's too smart, gentlemen, put money into Saints, um, he had godly bands, hey, it seems like everyone's a winner, oh my god, you're amazing to me.

I don't deserve you, what do you mean everyone? I don't know if I should tell you, but I tricked you. I did not do it. I slept with my ex-boyfriend a couple of weeks ago, so I guess we were both a little wrong. No, no, I messed up a little. you ruined it so much which is not a competition oh we had it and you won I'm sorry I'm sorry I have to go I don't believe in this bazinga Punk thing now we're tied