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Roy Wood Jr.: Father Figure - Full Special

Mar 25, 2024
Look, I probably won't live long enough to teach you everything you need to know, so let's go over a couple things real quick. Number one. I need you to treat women with respect always, even if you think you are right, be respectful. two don't mix white and dark liquor, that's how you end up in the back of a police car, speaking of which, you get a white friend, a black man with white friends, a 38 less likely to get shot by the police, you are listening? Look at me, you're just going to stay, that's what you're going to do.
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I'm going to put this on video for you and when you're old enough you'll come back and watch it. Okay, thanks Frederick Douglas, but if I get rid of the Confederate flag, how will I know who the dangerous targets are? I'm just saying the flag had a couple of advantages, let's face it, I'm not saying we're keeping it, but I grew up in the south. I can't tell you how many times the confederate flag came in handy to stop you getting gas in a strange place at two in the morning you see that flag hanging out the window you know this is not the place to get gas and just keep it moving which one is the rush to get rid of the flag, e

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If you're white, you might want to keep the flag up for a while longer so at least black people know you're cool because if you're writing, you're not. and that's the only thing that helps us identify you, get rid of that flag to find a way to know who the cool white people are, the cool white people, we need to start giving everyone wristbands or handstands, something they can show off on a dark alley let us meet you with the fight that would be cool Give me your money white guy like whoa I'm so sorry see people talking about wearing the confederate flag they ain't racist that's fine just know it's a dark alley I don't have time to ask you any questions I see that flag it's just what it is you wear a particular garment you just have to accept the fact that you would be assumed to be part of a particular garment organization that's exactly what it is I love the color blue I love wearing blue but the Crips have informed me that maybe I should wear blue all the time because the games don't get complicated, they still don't want you to wear any color you can I don't wear blue which drives me crazy damn bro .
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I'm 38 years old. When can I wear blue again? Sir, you know that I obeyed all the rules of the game when I was 20 years old. I didn't use their colors, but I'm older now. At this point, if I want to put on a blue shirt, I should be able to put on the blue shirt if I want a blue shirt, but they don't make the Crips get in your face, yeah, what Hood you claiming, boy, what Hood you know? Lord, I'm claiming adulthood, okay, that's my hood, now the Blazer on this, everyone is so bad. I had a Blazer on top of my blue shirt.
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What makes you think about that? What game do you know? Put on a Blazer before they start murdering who you know. even if I'm obviously a supervisor, you're out of line, I'll text you in Atlanta, what's going on, how's everyone doing, man, everyone's okay, oh yeah, thank you so much, man, I love the South, man. I'm from Birmingham, man, that's good, yeah, yeah, Birmingham here, I love the south, man, you know, in the south, we got some tension, we got our problems, you know, I talked to my uncle about it, you know, my uncle, the first thing we need to do is get rid of the n word my uncle doesn't like the n word my uncle derek hates the n word we're trying to get my uncle to try to leave the n word the same way people try to quit smoking little by little is a word There are no cravings, whether you say it or not.
I won't call every week to inform me. I only said it four times, four times. Now Sunday is my cheat day because I watch football. I have to sing it. to say it on Sunday, grown man, dropper, first, I gotta call it the n-word, that's exactly what it is and that's my thing with the n-word, like at this point, blacks like if we try to do things politically in in this country, come on, come on, little by little, we are doing, little by little, little by little, but at this point I think it's time for us to schedule a meeting with the homosexuals because the homosexuals do much more than we do They don't mess with homosexuals.
They want something to go away, they're gone, they're not wasting their time, man, every week it's five six new words they can't call gay, blacks, we've been working on the n-word since 1804. They can't get one. pronounce American vocabulary dating up to 37 words, we have to go to Panera and meet gay people and have soup and salad and solve this, this is how you solve your problems with soup and salad that you can't even Don't say gay Plus, that's how good homosexuals are. The only word left to address homosexuals is that you better not look for that word in your sentence.
That's your butt. You use gay in the wrong context at work and see if you don't have to go. Talk to Sylvia and Human Resources. Get on your ass immediately because you mumbled gay the wrong way once. You were alone when you said you were still in trouble. It's not like he's walking around cubicles telling gay jokes. He was in the break room. he was alone and your chips got stuck and you cursed that doesn't mean you're a bad person you were just hungry and you say anything when you're hungry all the men in this room we've all been there that's why they put the chips stuck on top of the machine and you try to push the machine a little, the chips don't fall and no one was changed for a dollar, so you can buy two packs, give me the chips, gay ass machine, seal the line lined up with Sylvia. two security to the break room security to the switch that's it you left because you caught some gay potatoes but that's the power of the gay agenda they

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d out a way to influence the political process of this country to make sure their problems are addressed less listened to even if people don't approve the bills at least they listen to them and that's what I'm trying to tell my uncle you don't like the n word man you want to get rid of the n word this is all What you have to do is start calling homosexuals, tomorrow it will disappear.
Listen, I don't like it either, but that's the best idea I could think of right now, okay, at least that's what I'm going to teach my son. I'm a

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. I have to show him the right way they try to divide us on television, you know, but there are a lot of non-black people who are on the right side of the issues that affect us. I appreciate those people that you know don't. It's not highlighted enough, there are a lot of people who care about black things. I have not seen them. I went to a black history museum.
I had a white tour guide. Hey, it threw me off for a second. I turned to the brother. that was on the tour with me is this the guy that was going to do it was a white guy it was a white guy that was talking to me about me and it was good I was trying to hate him at the end of the tour I was like me bro you did your thing, man, straight up fam you do what you do hey real quick let me give you one of these bracelets real quick yeah put that on your face to get off you wanna wear that bracelet you gotta respect a white person work in a Museum of Black History, you have to respect that that was a choice.
The white man could work anywhere. He chose a black history museum. You know the job interview was a daughter of How many extra questions did he have to answer because you're black and old? To work at the Civil Rights Museum you just walk in, uh, that's me in the photo where you're filling out paperwork for yourself on the wall, but if you're white, you know they just interrogated that guy asking them all kinds of questions that They had nothing to do with black people. story, everything in that guy's face, the paperwork looks good, everything is checked very quickly, what temperature is catfish fried at? 350 that's what's good, that's more.
I know some people have a problem with the fact that you don't want a white person in the Black History Museum. I understand this is what I'm not saying, they are better than a black tour guide. I think a black tour guide or the Civil Rights Museum. I think they are better equipped to talk about the experience because they could have lived that life. Talk about certain exhibits from a perspective that no one else can. I just think that if you go to a black history museum you have a black tour guide. You have to go in the morning while he's still in a good mood.
That brother is stressed. You can not. walk around bondage all day for eight hours and not curse someone, someone coming up, you have to catch them at 9am, just finished that McGriddle, how are you all, my name is Charles, it's a pleasure to take you on this trip, look at these exhibits. right here, black history of American history, come look at the exhibits, do you think that brother will be in a good mood at 4:30, he was looking at slavery. He'll probably curse everyone, he look at this, come on, look what you've done to us. what you've done to us look what you take out of my museum you go to the gift shop it's just people crying that's horrible okay my thing is this man it doesn't matter we may not agree on the issues we may not agree about solutions, but we have to agree that something is wrong, something is wrong in America, something is definitely wrong, it's black people standing on the freeway, that's not normal black behavior, that's a byproduct of a desperate situation where you're trying to draw attention to a The problem is that these protests happen fast, man, and justice happens fast, so the demand for justice has to be even faster and I understand that, and that's the thing about being black, now these protests happen every time you're caught off guard, you have to be ready. at Red Lobster in New York you know I'm resting I'm eating a baked biscuit with cheddar cheese good morning I walk out the door it's a wave of black people coming down the street and this is what happens with being a black man like I see a group of black people protesting, now you're protesting too, that's there.
I don't know what you have planned today, but you're walking, you just have to merge as soon as I left Red Lobster, this guy was in my face. You with us brother, yeah, I came in to get you guys some cheddar cheese face, this is one of those cookies, man, we've got a long way to go. You have to make your simple protests about starch happen fast. A protest happens quickly. You know, when those things came first. started happening, you know someone got fired, someone lost their job over it because it's such a radical way to express discontent with someone with a broken system, literally just walking down an on-ramp to a freeway that's not normal, it's a craziness. as I guarantee you when all this highway stuff started happening.
I guarantee you that some people lost their jobs because their boss didn't believe it. There's no way your boss believed you when you said it was a wall of black people on the highway. outrageous, I guarantee someone lost their job, someone had to go and explain to their boss, you know, a wall of black people, Turner, what's your excuse, it's about time, sir, you're not going to believe this. It was a wall of black people on the highway. It's not how black people protest. Turner get the hell out of it. That's not the worst part. The worst part is that guy got fired and then he had to go to the new job and write down the reason for leaving the old job.
There is not enough space. on that application there's not enough space to write and there's a wave of black people where you can't write that so I'm looking at your papers kids it's just that you had a problem being on time at your last job. Would you mind sharing with me why you were late for your last job? I'm not going to believe this. Here was a wave of blacks on the highway. Okay, so how did that style of protest make you feel good? I tell you. how it made me feel was a little inconvenient but at the end of the day as a society we should focus more on what people protest rather than how people protest.
I could not agree more with you. I didn't agree with you more. what are you hired Welcome to the Museum of African American History, you're on the team something's wrong man, but don't be one of those people that's surprised that black people have problems, so the people I can't deal with, I'd rather talk to someone who disagrees with me than someone who has had their eyes closed. How did you meet black people? Why are black people angry? We have been angry. This is not new. You think this just happened in the last few years. Black people been trying.
To tell everyone forever that they've had some problems and we sit down, we invented the blues, but it's more a sign that they need it, we literally invented a whole genre of music based on sadness, that's how sad we are, the blues was created here. is an American art form that is not native to Africa, are you going to listen to early African music? This happened because we were free, all the old Africans are here for freedom in Africa, as soon as we got off the slave ship, we have been sad. How the hell are you surprised that you're not patriotic?
Black people don't like the national anthem anymore. You're not surprised, man. You want to know what black people feel andjust listen to his music. Our music tells you everything that happens. happening in the black psyche is a beautiful Telegram and nowhere in the history of black music is there a hit patriotic song. I mean, what we do, I mean, we'll cover a song, but we don't write any original patriotic songs. Black artists. It's never because we have a conflicted relationship with the country, you can't write any honest patriotic songs, you have to lead that the white artist hasn't had a good time, he had a good time in America, you're absolutely right. you should write the Patriotic and I'm proud to be in America, maybe seriously.
You couldn't expect that level of patriotism from a race of people that have so many problems that you can't, it's not realistic. Black people, no, we don't sing about America, we sing about specific cities where you can have a good time, that's what we do, we're going to talk about the country, we can tell you where the party is, although we can do it. that look I can't tell you anything about America, but let me tell you about the city where it's hot all night on the beach to the Early Mall welcome to Miami, that's what you have to go to if you've been to California, oh my.
Oh my god, you gotta go to California, boy, boy, California knows how to party, the city of Los Angeles, the old clock city and the city of Compton, they still rock, write that down. I'm tryna tell you keep it rockin', black. people don't do patriotism maybe George in my mind that's the closest we're probably going to get maybe that maybe it's a good song it's warm it's about the country Ray Charles George in my mind good song Black the key word the next song is in my mind Ray Charles was just thinking about Georgia. He didn't tell you to go there.
George is like any other part of the South. He has some pockets that you shouldn't be in after dark if you had asked Ray Charles to be more specific about where. Georgia to go Peter said go to Atlanta where the players play and they do things like every day my uncle Derek trying to shut me up yeah, what's up with James Brown? Living in the United States is patriotic. Jane Brown sings about America is original and he. black Living in America is a good song but keep it real man James Brown wrote that song for Rocky IV and as soon as he finished singing it Apollo Creed died in the ring it's a sad song it's a sad song how can you listen to Living in America? and I think of Apollo Creed just Fallen lifeless before them Michael B.
Jordan lost his dad that day anyway Living in America is not patriotic, it's the opposite, it's a secret message for black people James Brown is one of the most masterful musicians who have ever walked through this. Earth to it is a brilliant song that song has nothing to do with America that whole song Living in America is a secret message to black people. Y'all listen to the end of the song, the end of Living in America, y'all James. Brown just starts naming cities, that's all, enter the song Living in America naming safe places for black people.
Yeah, he wrote a song about America and then at the end he told black people specifically where to go rent an apartment. He was simply living in the United States, but. only here in Detroit and Pittsburgh New York City Kansas City don't go anywhere else I love black music man he hit you you know that's why I have a hard time going to see civil rights movies I have to go see civil rights movies civil rights movies in the middle of the day so no one can see me cry 'cause the movie's acting on you man civil rights movies catch me with that black humming oh my god I break down you know all the civil rights movies They just had that scene where there's just humming.
Tell me that, don't break down in the middle of a civil rights movie, just that humming, nothing serious is even happening on screen, I'd be crying, it's just a guy putting butter in a Whopper, wouldn't that be civilized? Rights movies get me all the time, man, they get me humming and then they always make blacks fall in slow motion. Every civil rights movie a black person follows, so why do you have to stop my pain? Simply play it at normal speed at any time. black person watching the Civil Rights movie falls, then does that double bounce on the ground and the ground rises, get out of here, don't do that to me.
The most powerful civil rights movie scene of all time is Selma. I can name the scenes. when they slapped Oprah Winfrey, let's slap the fire, that was the second time, not the first time she got slapped, the second time this guy slapped Oprah Winfrey so hard she fell down in slow motion and there was a black humming. I left the cinema and I couldn't even. tell you how to get in if it's too powerful I'm in my emotions first of all Oprah couldn't have known she was being slapped she didn't know she didn't know she was being slapped that guy that was that was a for Duvernay that was the director she made that decision is a good director Ava Duvernay approached that actor between scenes okay, we love what you're doing okay, we're getting a lot of good things from you, we're just going to change Upload this scene, okay, this time, this time Oprah is coming , okay, she'll do her lines and Oprah finishes her lines, slap her, open the slap, open, don't do what I tell you, I'm even doing that slap.
Oprah walked up to that guy, you can see it on her face, she didn't know that slap was coming, we're not leaving until we get our foreign rights, the thing about this country is we're all Americans, people love it to say that's the first thing people want to say when there's some tension oh we're all Americans you're American what the hell would I be in my hurricanes yeah we're all Americans but we live in two different Americas. that's what it is people forget people forget how stressful it is to be a black man being black it's a job you have to sign up for every day okay no one covers your shift being black it's exhausting some days it's literally exhausting to be, that's why there is no black. ghost because we're tired, okay, black people are so tired that we don't even have the strength to come back from the dead, we'd just rather take a nap.
I don't think everyone who doesn't understand what we go through is necessarily racist or bigoted, that's a far jump, there are a lot of people who just don't know what it's like, you have to educate them, you have to educate them about the type of America in the that you live. I go to Best Buy and give the guy some straightening. Straighten your butt, yeah I'm straightening up, dude at Best Buy, I'm going to decide I don't need a bag with my purchase, you just get an iPhone case. I imagine you could open it. I don't know, you're not going to blow yourself up.
I would put it in the bag I need that in the back why you need a bag I understand why you need a bag It's a waste to recycle Don't you care about the Earth? Oh, so this has nothing to do with Earth. a black man in america i have to walk out of this store with a bag bro it's about security i'm black i can't afford to walk out with a hand in hand that's a roll of the dice that's a horrible day if you don't I know, not only do I need that bag, I need that receipt and I staple it to the outside.
I don't want to receive my hand. You stabilize my receipt on the outside like it's Chinese takeout and I hold it in the air. I'm lying. here Hakuna Matata an iPhone case from Best Buy and it's not his fault he just didn't understand he thought he was saving the Earth but he was saving a life that's what he was doing this has nothing to do with man of recycling because look. you may be a cool person, he may be the cashier may be a cool guy, but we don't know what the security guard has been through since the beginning, how is it possible to go to Best Buy with this ass iPhone case naked in the hand and here it comes? security, excuse me, sir, did you pay for that?
Oh yes, I received the receipt. He goes for a gun. We are all Americans, just different America. The black ones. We also have to try. Are you saying we're going to do it? But sometimes we have to try. to get the benefit of the doubt sometimes not everything is racist about two percent it's about two percent that's not racist you have to acknowledge that two percent I was at McDonald's this guy was cussing at everyone puffed up like racism I walk in this fast food place this guy curses at everyone this is what I deserve to be cursed they deserve a good once in a while because what they do now some of these fast food places they love to charge you for the sauce when you get nuggets you know You want an extra sauce with your nuggets, you'll want another sauce brother, it will be 25 cents, how do you charge for the sauce, brother?
That's right, I want two sauces, well I need a fourth, it's not your sauce, just slide it on the counter sitting here arguing with a grown man about two ounces of sauce that don't even belong to you, it would be different if this were a family restaurant and Special Sauce and she was making it in the basement, but this is sauce from a factory it's in a box it's not like your box is short two honey mustards man just give me the sauce you ever beat the sauce keeper this one guy is serious and has a different color shirt than everyone else at work so now he's arrogant well you know bro I'm a supervisor now I should know if it was up to me I'd give you another sauce it's up to you he's on your side off the counter I just want two sauces without paying for them that's all I want but I walked into this place man this guy was cursing that the whole store was racism and I'm not saying racism wasn't one of the reasons he got a bad time service.
I'm just saying he came to that conclusion. a little fast, he didn't follow the progressions, he ordered a six piece nugget, there were five nuggets in the box and he didn't even know what was going on. I'm texting as soon as I walk in the door. I'm texting, I hear this guy, I hit this guy in the cut, I heard this guy say, I'll kill everyone in this, you know, that made me think, he said he'd kill everyone in this, but I already had one foot in the door. Technically in this y'all can take this foot off and go to Arby's it ain't that deep well it was racism man y'all stole the death of white people from me white people don't want us to have oh my nugget so they you're going to turn to me you see this brother you're looking for the government they're our nuggets today they're our kids' nuggets tomorrow and I'm trying to reason with the guy I'm like you're sure they stole the nugget, they stole it that's what you're going to do to roll without the door right on top stolen because you know sometimes they might have forgotten something, you know, sometimes the Nuggets are stuck, you have to follow the progressions, he could have a double nugget check and see if you got the double nuggets it's good luck that you get the double nuggets that you carried on the bike that first one there are no double nuggets stolen white boxes if I was white I would have seven nuggets that's what I backed away I'm like I can't help this Dude I say look bro I know that you are angry and there is a lot of racial tension in the world, but this is not racism, this is a fast food place at two in the morning, the people there can't count. six, you want six nuggets, you need to order four pieces and two pieces, that's how you trick them and get two free sauces, obviously, I like fast food employees.
I appreciate the fact that fast food employees are rude. At least I like it. It's from the heart because people are too nice now you go out to these stores everyone hears how you are, thank you for choosing us, do you think people want to be your friend or they'll get fired for not speaking up, which one do you think? It's because 10 or 15 years ago no one talked to you but you walked into the store now all of a sudden everyone wants to kick your ass, it's a corporate mandate and I'd rather you not do it, I walk into the grocery store. too many questions at the cash register just call the one on the belt we don't have to be friends I'm here I'm spending money you won what more do you want why do I have to be your friend too? find everything okay, you know what no, no, no, no, I can't find anything, I can't find anything, I need it and instead of asking for help, I mentioned this here on Randall, just mention that, man, just guess.
I'll go to the grocery store, they'd be trying to critique everything you have under your belt. Oh, I see you have. I like blueberry. Well, go back there and get yourself one. I like the apple. I want to tell you about myself. The price you pay for courtesy is your time, so you want someone to be nice to you, that's great, enjoy it, but I'd rather make up the minutes with someone I know, stop asking me if I got the discount card. I don't have the discount. card, if I don't take it out, I haven't ended up standing at the register having a 15 minute negotiation about why I should become a member of your Club, your Club, bro, for that reason alone I won't be coming back.
I'm going back, but he has to be in the club now. Why do I have to join theclub? Why did I get the Illuminati just to get a discount? Can't you always give me the discount? Doesn't it make more sense? the cheapest price and then I spread the word and then I bring more people with me you don't have everyone you don't have your price Buster reward card no, I don't have it I don't have the car do you want? to ask for a price, but no, I didn't come there to do homework, I just called I want to leave so bad I'd rather pay

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price, that's how bad I want to go home right now oh well sir, it's no big deal.
You didn't say anything, I told you what I only use my card for you, so you had a car all this wasted time, straight up, all the grocery stores should have to close the lane, that's the solution, you don't want to talk. someone can you come down to check in you also want to have a chat you're going to check in three but check in two we're done I need all this courtesy man I'm fine cuz people go overboard I went on a cruise this is the strangest thing Something man you're going on a cruise, you know all the employees, yes, every time you go on the cruise, I met the captain of the ship, the captain of the cruise ship goes around the ship every day, talking to people, that's too much, I don't need to do it.
See you, sir, listen. No, at no time during my vacation do I need to meet with the highest ranking officer on the ship. I don't need to do that. In the pool, here comes the captain, he's got a stupid jacket on, he's pacing around like I'm on board, I'm the captain, yeah, you're enjoying it, we're in the ocean and we're having a treat, let's go catch 'em, stupid, hanging metal, officer's jacket, heavy drinking. fire and caused the mail I don't know how he got it but he has it we're having fun in the oceans are you having fun? who is driving?
He puts your butt back on the wheel. I'm not comfortable with the captain being in charge. pool we're in the ocean, you know how much there is in the ocean, we've got hurricanes, you've got reefs, we can hear the damn things, the Kraken is out here, they're surrounded, hit the damn Kraken, it's too much, you're going on a cruise, that's it. You appreciate airline pilots, I respect airline pilots, airline pilots don't have any small talk for you, not even a small talk before the flight, you don't even know them, that's the stewardess's job, you get on the plane, Who you see first is the stewardess. welcome friend, how are you this way?
Captain, I don't have time to talk to your dumb ass, you get on the plane, look in the cabin, what you see, two alcoholics checking buttons, that's all you see, it was two grown men, did you check everything? the chicken bun buttons up here and check the buttons down here just don't check and start again ladies and gentlemen there's going to be a slight delay I have to double check all these buttons thank you for choosing thank you that's all, that's the job of the captain to come on the intercom and let you know what's going on, no joke, it's your business, that's why they paused the movie, they stopped serving drinks because the captain became important to say, ladies and gentlemen, it's the captain, we're on about to go up to heaven, so sit down. ass down so we can get up there something went wrong talk to the heifers in the back I can't help you man cause I'm up here I'm trying to blow this up so don't come here my door's locked I have a shotgun with me thanks wouldn't that be funny if the captain started telling them what kind of weapon he's working with?
He's hearing threats from the cockpit maybe something anti-terrorist. The captain is just talking, ladies and gentlemen, you'll just leave it. Everyone knows to bring their punk ass here if they want to do it right. Hollow Point Eagle Talent Teflon I've got a banana clip in that butt. My photo. Make sure all your children don't grow up. Thank you. My point is that it's okay to just do your job you appreciate it just do your job I don't need to meet the captain of the plane you want to meet the captain of the plane you're not petrified would you be is that what you want Does that make you feel

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at 30,000 feet with just seeing the captain moving down the aisle we are flying look at our Windows Live get your ass behind the wheel the captain is very professional and I respect him, he is very professional until the plane lands?
When they know it's time to get some respect from you, the captain knows that he did some dope and he wants you to know that he did some dope. I just flew them at 500 miles per hour at 30,000 feet. I landed this flight in a 50 mile per hour crosswind on the first try I want you to know who your God is, yes the captain earned his respect so when you get off the plane the captain will be standing at the door like a boss , like what happens, the co-pilot will be next to it. him, you can't do that, but show love to the captain.
I'm like me, bro, you did your thing, man, you blew that play real quick, let me give you one of these bracelets, you know, put that on in case you jump, where's your bracelet? trying to lose weight, okay man, losing weight, they tell you everything you need to know about losing weight except how much it's going to cost, but it's hard when it comes time to lose weight. I'm drinking all these damn smoothies, they're expensive five fucking sixes. dollars for fruit and ice in a cup how sweet how was it five six damn dollars for fruit and ice and they fool you with smoothies they try to fool us because they put all those little words and extra adjectives in the name of the Smoothie don't be fooled, it's fruit and ice .
Okay, you ate a mango. Sunset Peach. Tranquillity. Tranquillity. Remove that. Keep calm. That should bring it down to 350. That should bring it down. The milkshake is so expensive I'm surprised rappers don't make it. I don't talk about them in their songs. I don't give a damn about a rapper with a really nice car and some jewelry. You want to impress me. Serve some kale at the club. Do that. That's how I know your ass got some money. We drink kale here. She will be a girl in a bikini with soy milk dripping. My uncle tried to help me.
You know you need to start eating at home. That's what you need. Boy, you need a woman who can cook. That's why your blood sugar level is not. It's not a disaster, but I'm glad I have your wife who can cook, now I'm better glad my uncle from Mississippi can't talk without staggering and doing nothing. You need a woman who can fuck you in that kitchen, she has to fuck you. you have to eat cornbread, you have to eat some vegetables and to me you know it's not a big deal if a woman knows how to cook or not, it's great if you can, but it's not the end of the world, there's nothing to do or undo. situation for me in a relationship I don't care if you can read let's read a cookbook yeah figure it out but my uncle won't let it go my uncle yeah there's nothing wrong with a woman having a career but I'm telling you when you throw in that kitchen what you wanted when I was your age.
I love coming home and enjoying a hot meal at that table, but yeah, I bet you loved coming home and enjoying a hot meal that you went out with in the '60s. I couldn't eat anywhere in public, keep it real that was your only chance for a safe meal was in the house I don't have to live the way you live times are different we have desegregation and chipotle I'm chilling bro you get married get your wife who can cook and get married. I don't know about marriage as a lot of my friends are married and I understand I'm at this weird age now.
I'm at this weird age where I have friends who get married late. and I have friends who are getting divorced, you know, and I don't know who to go celebrate with. I'll tell you this: you get a wedding invitation from someone in their 30s, that's great, to the point, love can handle getting married. invitations from our friends and then moving in our 20s, first of all, wedding invitations are too long. I don't need eight paragraphs to know what's going on, just tell me how about a gift. Will it be free liquor? That's all I need. I know that you were cordially invited on the fifth day of Our Lord in the tenth month of the Savior to witness the love of Two Souls is a flame that burns a free liquor from Turner Walmart.
I'm like, okay, you're getting a wedding invitation from one of your friends. he's in his 30s, it got to the point where my friend texted me about his wedding, yeah you know what it is, he sends a smiley face. I was like, "okay, that's what happens, bro, that's what happens." This is what I like about divorce, what I love about divorce, I love how people I won't shut up about their wedding, but getting divorced is none of your business, that's not right, you talk all this time about your engagement, everyone They finish what happened. I want to know, tell me what happened, especially if I went. to the wedding if I went to your wedding and you got divorced I am entitled to a one page explanation a lot of money what I spent tell me why you are getting divorced or you send me back to the toaster I bought your ass is a good ass toaster that is

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What Bagel button? Does everyone know about that Bagel button that football players are? The problem for me is that I had great examples of marriage growing up with my parents and their friends, but horrible examples through My friends, I only have a handful of friends who are happily married, so when you're surrounded by miserable people you assume that that choice will also make you miserable, which isn't fair, but that's the psyche, because I see. My friends and some of my friends are married and not miserable. All they want to do is stay out late. They don't even try to cheat.
They just don't want to go home. They are trying to marry me and they are clever married men. Try to get in the group, oh yeah, I told Keisha, I told this guy, no, you shouldn't have said that because now they're going to kill us both. I don't want to die, married man, you don't even give us enough time. to learn a lot that's what's so low you want me to lie to your wife buddy I need three four days of rehearsal we have to analyze this but that's not what married men call you five minutes before the fan hits hey uh she's about to hit you just say garlic shrimp click what does that mean that's not even a complete sentence you say garlic shrimp she'll know marriage is forever man forever that's a long time that's a long time and women aren't playing around with your marriage you all commit once a woman is in this she is in this for life we ​​don't believe me in this go watch this television you want to see how committed women are go watch this television show called The Walking Dead you want to see a commitment to a marriage watch the first season of The Walking Dead there is a guy his son they in the house he caught zombies all over the house there is a knock on the door he goes to the door he looked through the peephole it was This zombie dead wife, that's what commitment looks like, it looks like she's dead and yet she came home from work.
There is no man in this room who is dedicated. If they bite you, I'm going home, I'll see you, zombie, I have to get it. My uncle Derek told me watch Titanic you want to learn how to woo a woman you have to watch Titanics country for Titanics you don't know how to woo a woman boy I'm telling you Titanic I'll show you that boy Leo DiCaprio boy that boy I have that girl boy that one girl was out of his control he pulled and then died he died happy he was smiling when he was drowning he floated down smile I went back and watched Titanic Titanic is not that much of a romantic movie, it's a good movie, but it's not romantic Titanic is basically a movie about an old woman who had a cock so good that she went back to the ocean to say goodbye to it.
That's more or less the movie. Go back and watch Titanic. Everything is a flashback. a 90 year old lady and she is in the bow of the boat the whole movie is a flashback it is a 90 year old lady who is looking towards the water and then she remembers everything that happened on the boat he drowns she lives they come back present day and she's looking out at the water and then people come up and talk to him, lady, are you thinking about all your friends you lost there? Oh no, baby, I'm thinking about that nice cock that was down there some time ago. good dick under that water right here 70 years ago this is where they hit my back did you know that right there a poverty stricken young gentleman put that pipe in me?
I couldn't stand it, he was just steaming and was pressing my hand. in the window of that car that's why I walked like that give me the jewelry you threw those jewelry in the water Titanic is not a romantic movie in any case it's a superhero movie it's a superhero movie Leo DiCaprio was a superhero brother, they had sex once in that movie one time they had sex one time in Titanic she remembered her for the next 70 years you know how good your game is one time and for 70 years that's all she can think about she's 90.
She thinks How many things you will probably think about. I forget, but I know that by the time I'm 90 I won't be using my car. I won't know where my car is parked. I will not know the names of my grandchildren. I'm going to take my pills that Monday Tuesday Wednesday. trapdoor, but this lady is 90 years old and she never forgot that her penis once defeated Alzheimer's, that is a superpower, you must respect that I like older people, I hope I am lucky enough to be luckyto live a long time, switch to dieting and a couple of years.
Deep down, you know, older people, I just want to get to that age where I can curse people for no reason, you know, I'm saying he was cursed without provocation, yeah, she's already smiling at you, you're almost there there, you have to look because you look. a little young, you have a little more time, but you already trained, you already cursed people, now, man, oh, you can just curse people for no reason. I was at the grocery store, this old man jumped on me, man, I was in the fight and you weren't there I wasn't bothering this guy I'm in produce I'm picking my Fuji apples I'm not bothering nobody Fuji apples rolled up his sleeves and He showed me the old guy's scars 80 85 years old, look at that, Scott asked me, he asked me how I got heaven, how did you get this guy, I got him in the fight, you don't know what it was like in '62, I mean what was it like? ? fight yeah and this is what happens with old blacks, old blacks like you can't disrespect them because they have physical proof that they were willing to die to make the country a better place for me so I have to salute you , I paid for his purchases, this guy called me for 20 minutes and I paid for his purchases simply out of respect.
They made me think on the way home, do you know what I've done? And that's a very humbling feeling, it's a humbling feeling. Realizing having to realize that what you have done is not up to par with what that man. Did you know this guy called me and got free food? That's what he put into the work. I know I'm not going to achieve the same. result as I would like to be able to but I know that I am not like little children who are going to rob me like when I am 80 years old they are robbing me okay no, that is what they are going to do, they are going to take the tennis balls from my walker and I will to get stuck, take out the battery while you're floating and just push me out in the truck because the thing is you start to reflect, you start to reflect on what you've done that compares to that and I look at the things I'm trying to do now.
I do my best to be socially active. I do my best to do things on a daily schedule that affect change. I try, but I'll be real. A lot of what I do now is just making up for lost time because I wasn't. It's always like that and that's something I'm ashamed of. I didn't go to see Obama's inauguration because it was too cold. That was my excuse. That was my excuse for missing the story. It's cold and my friends are calling me. We're going on the bus. Come on. to D.C, the trip I got, cable man, I didn't go the second time, I had four years to buy a coat, I still haven't been to see it, I skipped the story twice, that's embarrassing because sooner or later my son will be doing the book. report that and it will go to the page of Obama's inauguration and you will see those thousands of black people on the National Mall standing there and he will come to me and I will have to be responsible for my absence, dad, was that you? there, yes, yes, I'm right, they eliminated me.
It was there next to it. I just hope you know that what I'm trying to do now is enough. You know that's all you can do, but I want free food. I'm not sure if what I did was enough so maybe I have to spice up my story, just add what happened because when I'm 80 I'm going to go to the supermarket to curse at kids which you wouldn't do in wrestling. ER of 1017. How was it? It was a fight in 2017 and we tried to march for police reform and I asked for six nuggets, the white people only gave me five.
I had to pay for two sauces. Atlanta. I can't thank you enough. For now, thank you all so much for coming, man, I appreciate all of you foreigners.

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