Trump Returns to Mar-a-Lago After “Unwarranted” & “Illegal Raid” & People Lie About Royal Funeral

foreigner, thank you for watching and thank you for joining us on a day that has been dominated by the

royal

funeral

. I don't know if you heard that the queen died, I guess she was water skiing and hit a seal and went up into the air and that was it and so today the world said goodbye to Elizabeth tens of thousands of mourners lined the streets from London to catch a glimpse of the coffin as it passed them is it strange to say I'd like to have a car like that I mean you could really fill it with kids and fish the Line to see the Queen's coffin stretch for miles , similar to what happens here in the United States when Popeyes comes out with a new chicken sandwich and it was quite a shipment.

It was a great day for the

royal

piper, who doesn't have much work. She surprised everyone with her version of the number one song of the week of October 4, 1980. Foreign Love Queen, you can imagine, and she specifically said when she bites the dust, play at my

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, two thousand dignitaries from all over the world were invited to the state funeral, which is a lot of dignity. I didn't even know the world had so much dignity left, but among the leaders who paid their respects were President Joe and Dr. Jill Biden, as you can see their seats were almost as good as this random teenager who walked by by him this way for GameStop or something, how did that happen?

Our former president Donald Trump had something to say about Biden's seats he wrote this is what happened to America in just two short years without respect, however it is a good time for our president to meet the leaders of certain third world countries, if I were president, they wouldn't have sat me there and our country would be very different than what it is now hey, I'm glad he finally admits that he's not president, you know, at least, can you imagine? He imagined him at the Queen's funeral complaining about her seating. I think we can really do it before he left.

For London, current President Biden sat down with 60 Minutes for an interview during which he said a number of interesting things, he said the pandemic is over, which, interestingly, is not reassuring at all, it's like saying Freddy Krueger is dead and he will never come back, he said. Scott Pelly has not decided whether or not he will run again in 2024, surprising many and also weighing in on those who say he is too old to be president. You are more aware of this than anyone else. Some

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ask him if he's fit for the job and when you hear that I wonder what you think well the same thing happens to me when I watch 60 Minutes it's difficult on the subject of those documents that Trump moved into his house Biden said he couldn't understand how Someone could be so irresponsible apparently it is Not knowing that Trump looked directly at a solar eclipse and Trump has been clenching his little fists more than usual lately, he had not returned to Florida since the FBI showed up to recover the documents he decided were his , wrote.

I will be heading soon. to the scene of the unjustified and

illegal

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and search of my house in Florida tomorrow unjustified logo the FBI literally had a court order and let's clarify something else what happened at Mar-A-Lago was not a

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or a search - they asked him to return the documents and they only showed up to take them when he didn't they told him they would come before he received this this is not a raid or a raid a raid is what Trump used to do in the Miss Universe dressing room okay this one Bowen, oh he didn't like what he saw, he wrote, he arrived in Florida last night after what they did, the place will never be the same, it was ransacked and in very different condition than what I was in.

Many agents left him and they didn't even take off their shoes in my bedroom, nice of all the terrible qualities that Donald Trump has, who I would say is also one of those

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who make you take off your shoes in his house that Karen all she does is complain about. which is George Washington and by the way, if you've never seen him, everything at Mar-A-Lago is just beautiful, the carpets, everything is so classy, ​​it's like Joe Exotic won the Megabucks lottery and headlined a rally in Youngstown, Ohio. on Saturday and who they found in the crowd why none other than Mr.

My Pillow Mike Lindell, who seems to be getting angrier every day over the fact that the FBI detained him and confiscated his Jitterbug phone on Tuesday. We are filing lawsuits against the United States government, the FBI and it is going to be massive, they vote, they violate My First Amendment, the Fourth Amendment, the Fifth Amendment, the Sixth Amendment, and there will also be big surprises on that day that will be set a precedent. Well, then we boldly took to go where no one had gone before and we lost it, that's right, tomorrow Mike Lindell will sue the Constitution of the United States.

I can't wait to see what the surprises are from him. I mean, from now on, we'll put squirrels in everyone. our live pillows Mike was not invited to speak on the main stage, they put him on the parking lot stage, but this is a rally, even without him the place was only two thirds full, but those who did show up, all these people are reacting. which sounds like a q Anon song that Trump's people played at the rally, they're holding a single finger up, that means it's your average IQ I think, but it's also, but it's part of the lyrics, friend, there is a musical theme from q to nut and one is part of it.

From the song, it would seem that Trump has fully accepted the madness because they are the only people who still believe there is a conspiracy against him. Things are getting very crazy. Trump did 90 minutes of new material that included a thank you. to one of his biggest and I mean literally fans Dino defabio Gino defabio Gina look at him look how skinny he is he lost 150 pounds what's going on how are you doing it Gina how did you do it we'll have to tell Oz about you he'll give me a little he'll give me a clue well you never look better you're a handsome man I wouldn't say he's exactly small but that's a lot of weight it's a cop you don't look too good Geno, but you never look better Trump seems unaware of his own girth during the weekend week he posted this photo.

I swear to God, this is real. He posted what appears to be a photo of the former New Jersey governor and wrote. Chris Christie and Roy Rogers at 11 at night trying to console each other, he's a terrible person but sometimes it's funny, you have to admit, in Little Italy right now, in New York, they are in the middle of the Feast of San Gennaro, which It is a large Italian food festival that occurs every year and is highlighted by a very competitive annual cannoli eating contest. Returning to the competition this year was Matt Pruznick, who devoured 23 cannoli during last year's showdown and won the title when he was done.

Pruznick was victorious once. again, this time we only downed 18 cannoli Ryan, well I hope Matt left room for dessert. By the way, we will be in New York next week. We are heading to Brooklyn for the first time in three years for a week of shows from the Brooklyn Academy of Music Guillermo is already en route aboard his boss the gamobile is making stops first we send him to Philadelphia then tomorrow he will go to Dallas Chicago and Boston it is a circuitous route but it's in the parking lot of Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia which is the site of the Monday night football game, the Eagles are playing the Vikings and there's Guillermo, hey dear mom, how are you doing?

What have you been doing in Philadelphia? Jimmy last night I went to eat Italian food. Where did you go? I went to my friend more battery restaurant oh you did it eh oh yeah he's fantastic great and it was good it was fantastic Jimmy I think I gained like 10 quid introduce us to some of your friends there Guillermo right here what's your name Sean Young oh yeah I have seen You on TV Sean, what's going on here? Jimmy, how are you doing, buddy? You look good Sean, do you do your own makeup or do you have someone do it for you?

I do it professionally alone, 25 seizures, baby, which represents the best city for you. You don't have to wear makeup, you have it permanently, eh, no, no makeup for me. I'm wow, you got brave on your thing, oh look at this, oh wow, we got super pretty, her body is coming to life, you too? an Eagles fan, I think that's a yes, yes, hey guys, I want you to know that even though he's wearing an Eagles sports jacket, Guillermo is a die-hard Dallas Cowboys fan, that's right, okay, he's well, thank you all. Very fun, make sure you get on the bus.

See you tomorrow in Dallas with your favorite team. Well, now seems like a good time to return to the Queen. The funeral was all over the news today, but I wonder. how much attention Americans are paying to this, so we went out onto Hollywood Boulevard, asked passing pedestrians if they saw the Queen's funeral, and, um, asked about some things we totally made up in tonight's royal edition of Witness News live, have you seen it? that the whole queen's funeral, yeah I've seen it in a lot of things on the news about how she came back in the coffin and her funeral and all that when Megan and Kate had a physical argument what was your reaction.

I did it. they hang out for a long time they don't really get along the fact that the argument got physical and they actually ended up pulling each other's hair or whatever what was your reaction um I thought it was unprofessional they're supposed to be like the leaders of everything that they represent in the UK and then they were sitting there pulling their hair out. I thought it was bad for women. I thought it was bad for the UK, the whole royal family, they didn't need to do physical exercise. like that and then it got very physical very quickly and it just wasn't good, people shouldn't have had to see that, especially on live television, what did you think when you were watching live and saw the fight, describe it?

The immediate reaction was this is a little unrealistic and then it was just real and it went on and on and then the headlock happened and I was like okay so they have their problems just like America, that's okay but which one? was your reaction? photo of Harry and Megan high-fiving over the coffin, a song like that image is there because it looks really bad, but I hope it was exaggerated and doesn't really mean anything against where Did you see the photo on social media? What was your reaction to discovering that the Queen's beloved corgis are locked in a tomb with her?

Definitely upset, that was something that should have happened. Were you heartbroken over the dogs? that they are going to die in the Grave and yes, definitely upset, definitely heartbroken, um, it's a shame that the court case had to die or end like this and the staff that 400 people have died in line waiting to see the queen, oh yeah, I saw about that, where did you see it was on Twitter? Yeah, I just got a notification about it, so I saw it and I was like, Wow, she showed up on your phone, yeah, and what was she saying, um 400, uh, like deaths. waiting to see the queen for 14 hours or something, yes, and where do you see her.

We were in line at Disneyland to go to Space Mountain. Did Space Mountain ruin you? No, the important thing is your generation.