Top Foodie Moments - Burgers, Steaks, Ribs | Duck Dynasty

Oh yeah, I've always been an early riser, mainly because when you grow up with three brothers, if you don't eat early, you don't eat, hey, hey, and believe it or not, Willie used to get up earlier than all of us. Well, well, what are you doing? I'm making breakfast. It's four in the morning. I know Jase has the unique ability to annoy you, usually without even realizing he's being so annoying. He makes sure everyone is asleep. You've been fucking all day Saturday. I'll fish on Saturday who doesn't understand that waking up someone at 4 in the morning is bad look at it right there I dropped my egg it's a question that keeps me awake at night I'm sure you've woken up the entire neighborhood now literally look you want some about this steak where did you get that from the refrigerator ah what was that?

It's mine steak I'll bring you another one it won't be why well I don't even know what that is exactly, it's too early in the morning for me to decide if I'm angry or hungry. The joker is ready to eat. It's a hundred dollars. Right there you want to try a little. That's not what you think. No, I do not want to. try anything keep your voice down you're going to wake up the kids that was an angry gurgling clean up all this shit wagoo who knew the captain ladies and gentlemen welcome to the first annual

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commander's burger why are you yelling?

Hey, I'm a Nazi, no one's here, it's just us, well I know I'm enough to know I'm getting into this, just do it, it's horrible, okay, what are you cooking? I call him my super stack Willy, let me guess, he gets fat like a big brother. Jase has always acted like he's better at everything, he got avocado, cheese, jalapeno peppers, why do you have eggs? He is a better hunter, he is a better burger chef, that's my secret ingredient, once he even told me that he was better at changing channels with which you can overcome anything. a fried egg you're going to lose, but I trust my burger skills this time Jace is biting off more than he can chew look what they do, no matter what you put on your burger, there will still be meat that came out of a tube I got ground ribeye, what are you using pans for?

Don't underestimate the value of that, you're such a newbie. Hello, we have two judges here who are hungry. I'm starving. You just ate a whole chicken, how could you? Get hungry, it was a little chicken, gentlemen, fire up your grill on your mark, get ready, oh sorry, turn off this stupid clock, hey, distract me, go ahead and start, I have to fix this clock, well, you guys look good, do you? How is that pan working? Jace oh, it's working great, you smell yes, it's the smell of champions, they both smell like brown burger and meat to me, aha, oh, jason bought one of your pans and cooked this egg, you were destroying my pound and now want. to borrow it no, yes, no, I have my baking fat inside.

He wants to participate in a hamburger contest. As competitive as Willie. The man does not understand competition. I use that. No no. Would Batman give the Penguin his Batmobile? you can't use any of my stuff i would hack jim duggan i would give king kong bundy his two before five minutes just let me bark this is a competition i would give a

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a bulletproof vest of course not chase no no no but i would not even I'll be having a conversation with the duck, that's it, guys, time is up, I'm finally hungry, ah, it's not a time contest, you're still hungry, I'm still hungry, hey, give the guy a burger where keep quiet with me, I know.

I'm going to win a whole chicken and a half. A cow grill is officially closed. There you have it, guys. That's the Willy Super Stack. It's a mountain of meat. It probably weighs a couple of pounds. I have created the best burger. It has everything in it. a big hamburger, of course it is, you're a big man with a healthy appetite, when these guys try this, they'll completely forget about the dairy, I don't know how to attack it, just get on it, fatass. and relieve yourself, it is never good to insult the judges, fat people can call other people fat, okay, I would like to introduce you to the winning burger, oh, okay, let's start with my burger first, let's see here, dig deeper, continue.

There's too much going on, what's your problem? Man, eat the burger, where do you grab the thing? You must have controlled too many things, there is no such thing as too good, you went too far, as always, you are terrible. Judge, look, let's face it, no one really wants to give the boss a Martin Wash trophy. That's how a man takes a giant damn hamburger and eats it, but that sure sucks, he's not going to stop gobbling, put it there, leprechaun, ah, no, no. no no no no no uh-oh why did you squeeze it? He couldn't open his mouth.

Those big damn gorilla claws here that's not a hamburger, it's hamburger soup. It is clear that this is going to be a landslide victory. Now it's time to try my burger. Jace Burger looks a lot like me, look, it handles easily, it's not very fancy, yeah, because it's burnt, it doesn't have much fat content, it looks like it came out of the Sahara desert, simple, maybe that's where the beauty is, hey Yes, hit me. With that, what are you doing? I think it's just a hair overcooked, maybe with that meat it didn't have enough fat, yeah that's zero fat you idiot, you have to have fat, wait a minute, let the leprechaun taste it, what's up?

You can not. I don't get it, you can't put it in my teeth, son, hey, what's your vote? Both lose, neither is edible. Sorry, you're going to try. No, hey, this body is my temple. I'm not going to put that garbage in this temple. Yeah, wow, that was stupid. Let's drink cream and buy real ham

burgers

. I'm glad you enjoyed your

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. Anyone want a super dry potato? No, you don't like sweet potatoes. You know a sweet potato really needs butter and cinnamon. That's the great combination. of sweet potato you're doing well with your diet I'm proud of you how about caramel sauce it's so good yeah hey look I'll tell you what I'm going to clean everything I want you to take a shower and let me clean upstairs in the kitchen sounds good burn more energy is okay, I'm going to take a bath kids okay, okay, hey, can we have some ice cream?

Your

ribs

were your ice cream. Does anyone know the combination? This is what mom tells everyone. I know. We know, but we're not going to tell you. I know if I said number four called five, cold, one cold, it's okay, not everything can be cold, something's good, I can't tell you, I just thought about it. It would be fun like a fun game we could do cold like a mystery like what's the code cold cold oh well I'll get back to that okay I'm going to clean them all up don't even eat all these ribs hey Hey what are you doing?

You can't eat that. No, do you think I'm going to throw this in the trash? Diet or no diet, no self-respecting Robertson man can let good ribs go to waste when others are going hungry. You can not eat. Well, there are people starving all over the planet, that means you don't starve after an hour of watching my family eat delicious ribs. I've reached my breaking point, oh man, but let's be honest, eating a little bit of rib meat isn't going to help. Kill me, get a dog. Hey, that dog can share with his owner. There's a reason I'm the owner.

He is the dog. This is not what it seems, on the other hand, Corey, catch me, the act that maybe a friend sent me a photo. Pretty. you're grounded here's the deal I'm not going to throw perfectly good ribs in the trash you really have to take care of yourself we want you to live to be 100 I'm 100 and I can't eat ribs I don't know if I want to be a hundred okay I'm going to have one rib more. Everyone helped dad clean up. Mother. Can we have some ice cream? Yes, mom said she couldn't eat my ribs.

No, she could. Don't lick it, leave that, I'm licking it, don't look either, these are great tomatoes and how about this atmosphere? You know what environment is not a good idea? Goblin, although you lost me when you didn't eat anything with tomatoes. So you have a good chili dog, I need more hot dog biscuits, guys, how are you doing tonight? Oh, alright brother, we have a contest here. Contest with 10 hot dogs. Two minutes, you get a shirt. Two minutes isn't much, are you sure you can? do that the jelly dog ​​baby goblin is a real wild card he somehow got us to the tomato place without any direction throw that hat and i'll try i can do that and after raving about his fried tomatoes he's opting for t-shirts of chili dogs how about that?

Bring the dog, I'll go get you some dogs. You'd think that participating in a hot dog eating contest right after you've had a couple of chili dogs for lunch would be a bad idea, but we're talking about leprechauns. After all, when there's no way, there's no way, there's no way, ten hot dogs, two minutes, I'm ready, come on, a t-shirt with a record of glory, you have a minute and a quarter left, you're halfway to Home, boy, let's come. Dude, he's slowing down guys, 45 seconds, he won't make it, uh-oh, he's starting to sweat more than usual, arrange a blowjob, boy, this makes me want to throw up, three, two, one, swallow it, leprechaun, do it Oh, he did it, I need a bucket. how are you feeling now starting to swell a little hey where's my shirt?

Oh, I found your shirt, yeah, I thought this was a rag, let's go to the bottom of the deck, hey, you want this shirt, not just your shirt here, you might want to see that. When you go up, I lost all the stinky shirts I had from that place, it could have been worse, right? I could have had some snot.