One of the best bad movies ever. An incredible vanity project | So Bad It's Good #111 - Karate Cop

Electrify the face oh geez, would you throw it over the damn fence? We know he is electrified. We already know how boring this is going to end up. Oh, why did they electrify the fence? Damn, hey, what are you? doing there, oh, a lot of reps there, yes, on the fence, defense, please, God, oh, yes, finally, oh, fight, Fury, oh, how did that happen?, they shot him, oh yes, one of the henchmen, oh, no underwear, yeah, someone's getting shot, no guts, oh my god. This guy is putting on this guy's face. He could be the greatest actor of all time, oh Martini, but then shoot him from the sky, why don't they shoot him now?

Yeah, you know he's just crying, he still doesn't have an infection, it looks like he's cutting it, although I thought he was gone. straight through what are we doing uh apparently his hands have no feeling yeah, yeah right, we've all been around the fire, do you know when you're so far away or so far away oh geez, well that was easy oh wow, damn man, that was? It's not that bad, yes, you're still going to get infected, that was very easy, get sepsis and die. Ash is that, or gunpowder, gunpowder, oh my god, he's doing Rainbow Three, he'll fry his meat, fry it, yeah man, this guy's pain. tolerance is the same he says oh it's like where are you there we go uh we ran but conveniently we have a flannel shirt and some socks yeah and a cup because we need a hot drink when we're stressed, they're squeezing that's it?

What does that look like? Oh God, does he have glasses? I mean, yeah, oh, she's doing science. She's fine, science. Sorry, but now it's Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. It's a cool effect with the smoke coming out. I just hope they glean. explode, I'm just going to do a simple fade out, they're just a mass, it's like arms sticking out and 11 passengers found someone in 1991 who knew how to program them, yeah we're using some sides, the guy worked at the airport or something. what's going on, of course he'll stay behind this guy to continue on to his next adventure, but it takes a while.

Can't you press start and just move forward the five feet? What wonderful toys you have here. Teleporter, just hit it, wait. I thought I knew. because she wanted it for her drunk train, yeah, can you imagine what we can do with this? I forgot what I, oh this man's ego is

incredible

, we need more Martini

movies

, oh yeah, what a crossbow, finally someone used the crossbow, she has a pretty powerful stance. goes yeah it does two passengers two passengers two two passengers and giant tits extra silicone 2.5 feet oh, Vader's back, people to get the electric fence, does it have electric power?

His hair is so cute for a mutant, yeah, yeah, he sells real estate, yeah, and he goes to this guy's class twice a week yeah, yeah, stretch like, okay, yeah, yeah, no, use this technology lost, it's like you dropped me in the middle like an apocalypse and we found ourselves like a power plant. I wouldn't know how to start that thing, no. It would be like yeah, I'm sure

ever

ything works, maybe not, but you know we're not getting power, oh no, not this pretty face, I want me to hit it halfway into the teleporter, oh, turn, wow, with the hands back, oh.

I just can't get Craig's account out of my head. Craig as Craig Smith. This is a long damn fight scene. I know. Yes, he is halfway there. He waited. Are you really not going to do the teleportation thing? you can just run up to him oh well this movie is terrible bring him so you're going to break him so you're going to break him he'll try to kick him he'll cry cut him he cried cut him he'll cry cut him no he'll kick him because? Exploded? Why didn't anything happen? That was also a terrible explosion. It's a lot of ass.

Why, oh my God, oh my God, are there metals in it? The metal is still there. Oh my God, the story is over, yes, no, yes, we have to go. the crazy man running out of the building explosion behind him I'm Ron Martini oh wow that doesn't actually count down why did you pre-explode oh yeah why is that why is it going down? Yeah, I don't know and he came from outside, yeah, wasn't he in the building, yeah, on the main floor, that's what he was, yeah, then he came out on the roof and I was coming down, oh, he was a dog on drugs, I forgot about the dog, oh no I didn't, oh my God, this. kid, this kid, I was really worried he was going to die, you had all that explosion around you, it's a lot of rubble, you're buried in rebar, it's also badly burned, it's like hours of burning, yeah, it was hot, was it?

Shouldn't it just be loose debris? no burnt wood no, what comes back to me? I'm not sure it was

karate

cop that bad, it's

good

,

ever

y decision in this movie was dumber than the last, yeah, and that's why I loved it, so basket, so I guess we'll say. Yeah, because um, yeah, that was, uh, it's a little hard to follow, it was horrible at times, it didn't make sense, yeah, but there's no breasts, the only downside, actually, uh, we have a lot of breasts, but we know exactly how her breasts look

good

, but we did it.

I don't really watch them, yeah, but I love them. This is one of the worst

movies

we've ever seen, which is saying something. It is really very poorly made. I loved every part of this movie. It was terrible. This is a home run when David. Carradine shows up and you're like, oh that's just another thing that happens, you know he's a winner, he takes the crystal, oh okay, how do you do that? I don't know, you try, uh, oh, but they cut out a growl, yeah. he has something in his throat. I make the home improvement noise.

I think if he tried, yes.