Candied Walnuts - You Suck at Cooking (episode 83)

Candied pecans, also known as canned pecans, combine the best of nuts with the worst of sweets, leaving you feeling so conflicted you'll wish you'd made a glass of water. You

suck

at

cooking

. Yes, you stink. You will need 1 cup of walnut pieces, 1/3 cup of sugar and a little salt. We'll start by toasting these bad boys in a nonstick skillet over medium heat for a few minutes. If you decide to use walnut halves as a hot drink, see how they look. like some kind of prehistoric butterfly and wonder if they would have hatched and you would have called if you hadn't been so selfish and ate them once freshly toasted, slide them onto a parchment paper tray to cool, now you're going to take the sugar.

No, I mean, yes, spread the sugar on the floor to get into the winter spirit, then take another 1/3 cup of sugar and put it in your freshly rinsed skillet over medium heat. You'll notice it starts to melt very quickly and that's it. Because sugar is a liquid that at room temperature is ice, you will gently weigh the clink that will break up the clumps until it melts, smokes a little, and resists the temptation to stop falling and rolling. We will keep stirring and that's it, we will keep stirring once the sugar reaches the sanbir color, you are ready to add the nuts, which is done by adding the nuts.

Now this is not the time to waste time, we are going quickly but safely, don't miss it. the pan for a mile and leave them well covered, move them to the parchment paper tray and use two forks to separate them or this system and you can let them harden into a big popsicle of

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pecans Rock sickle mmm, don't worry about the fact that the candy is hardening like cement in your wang cheng leur, that's why we have hammers that now work quickly, that the sugar is turning back into ice and there is no time to waste.

Now sprinkle some salt and it's crucial that you wash your windows and leave. The nuts harden under the diffuse winter sun instead of that false light of modern light bulbs that is made of chemical rays, if you are going to give them as a Christmas gift, make a nice label and give the nuts a walk on the Express parchment paper , it's okay. Now I have two messes to clean up, okay, I have my trusty high-powered vacuum here that has gotten me through more than one sticky situation in the Pym locked, oh, we locked, oh, you're my best friend, you're going to have to find a place to live locked up, he's gone, good sleep buddy, we had a good round, holy fridge, you gotta be kidding me, where are you buddy and the lockdown?

I can see you, I still see you, it doesn't matter anymore since Say I Know, so you can relax if you're not sleeping out for a while and you've been sneaking into the house. Yeah, it's like you still want to hang out but you don't know what to do. Say yes. Wow, he's gone, that's very touching and definitely an invasion. I mean, I told you you can't stay here. Oh Bush, wrong mistake, that's true. I felt guilty for a second, but honestly, I never thought you'd wake up. my house is crawling I just wanted to look.

I can take my share of responsibility like five six percent, but just so we're 100 percent clear, let me write it down, you can't be here, oh, how about a Venn diagram? you this is here look how they don't intersect at all this is how it's supposed to be oh I know, let's fill in the blanks you blank being here can't exactly be good now on a positive note let's write a complete list of all the places where you can't be here, it's a complete list, very simple, easy to remember, oh, how's your language?, you can't be here, oh, wait, what about math?, your more here is the same a, it just doesn't work, open block, don't be sad.

You're focusing on the negative, buddy, come on, let me show you, you can be here, you can be here, you can be here, you could be here, don't you see what I've been trying to tell you? Block, there are so many places. can you understand, I can't be here, I can be here, I can't be here, I can't be, except here, this is the only place where you can't be here, save it, it helped you remember next time, see you, I'm sorry so big. My feet look like fishermen in white. Are you a smart girl? Goodbye friend.