The Dumbest Stuff I've Seen This Month

I've never

seen

Star Wars any of them and I never will oh my god but you're missing out maybe but you're missing out on being a billionaire no I don't think that's right Hey guys welcome back to the internet a dumb place full of dumb things today I'm going to talk about some of those dumb things, starting with

this

guy Mr. Star Wars, so for the last two weeks a lot of people have been tagging me in their Twitter thread or sending me messages asking me let me talk about

this

guy because he's very similar to Hard Rock Nick Hard Rock Man and I'm not going to lie when I first saw him, I was mad and excited because I thought, well yeah, I have a new free video right here, this is gold and then I realized that I was trolling everyone, like you read and read all this threat. it's so obvious it's just bait he's just trying to piss people off so people quote him and retweet him and tell him how stupid he is and by doing so they'll go to his stupid website where he gets paid like five hundred dollars a year to learn how to do it.

Being rich is the classic business move. I mean, I wish it were real. I wish someone really was that stupid because the idea that if you've

seen

Star Wars you can't be rich is so dumb, it's the

dumbest

thing I've ever seen in my life. I heard, hey, buddy, what you're watching, oh well, actually, Return of the Jedi was on TNT, so I turned around. No, I always have to take my shirt off when I see this. It makes me sweat so much. My doctor says it's bad genetics but I wouldn't know I've never been, it's already happening, it's so stupid and dumb and the more you read the thread you realize how this guy is just with everyone because it's quite a claim to say it. everyone who has ever seen Star Wars in the history of humanity.

It's absolutely poor, oh, and it's not just money you're missing out on watching Star Wars, you're also a virgin and ugly, and a girl will never talk to you because you've seen a popular movie franchise. Did a girl ever tattoo you with her name? No, it's because you've seen Star Wars, that's actually true, that happens to me all the time, how are you doing there? Oh, actually I'm almost done. I'm just finishing the W. Cool, yeah, I can't wait to get Draw's name tattooed all over my big cake. Tell me through the best. I will never forget.

A couple of years ago we were waiting in line to go to the movies and I forgot my wallet, that's nice, but. Good old Drew pounced on paying for my ticket and we had a great time even though my love died at the end. What movie was it? The force awakens. Because? Okay, yeah, no, okay, okay, because you can erase the tattoo, right? Don't erase a tattoo that's gone, you gotta do something now, man. I'm sorry, but you're stuck with Dre forever. This is me in Switzerland with a woman you've never heard of women before because you watch Star Wars and the thing is. that's all true here are some things you might not know about me I know what a lightsaber is I have a general knowledge of how the force works I know Jar Jar Binks but I've never seen a girl I don't even know what that is because I've seen Star Wars and of course all this idiot pretending to think it's just a marketing tool to get you to quote a tweet, this all points to his website where somehow maybe he can make money, how to make money with A webcam this costs around a thousand dollars.

I'll save you a thousand dollars by telling you what this course probably is. You want to make money with webcam. Take off your clothes in front of her. I really like this one. The Tate War Room. You can see on his website that Tate's signature is probably like a PNG file that he has and that he uses for all of these logos, but it doesn't have an S, so for this one he needed to just add an S and it's a different font and not Does it matter yeah, I think I'll give this guy six hundred dollars.

He seems to be very intelligent. There's something almost paradoxical about courses like this where this guy probably isn't a millionaire yet, but he can make it. people give him money so he tells them how he got the money then he will have money because people gave him money and that's how he gets money and then he will tell you how he got money and then you give him money because I gave you mine. I think the best part of this whole thread is this video he releases somewhere in the middle. This is the kind of life you live if you've never seen Star Wars and it's a video edited in that style.

Now, these videos, you know what I'm talking about, they make it seem very official, it makes it seem unbiased, but he clearly did it himself. He's been called the real-life James Bond and I'm pretty sure that just means someday. he said hey you know what I realized James Bond is like real life and then since he said it you can say it's been said it's a mind blowing Instagram let's check out his Instagram oh my gosh he's got photos, what is just the histogram? like a guy to him, everyone else, oh yeah, that's pretty much it, he's traveled to 71 countries, including the active war zone.

I guess I understand that it's like bragging, this guy is not afraid of anything, not even war, but in this scenario he is trying to sell. he tells us his lifestyle, he says: do what it says on my website and you too could be in the middle of a war zone, no thanks, give me $1,000 and you too could be subject to international scrutiny, okay, finally I You sold, I think so. I will sign now clearly, this guy is an idiot, true, but he is very calculated, he didn't do it accidentally. There are a few different ways to get people to pay attention to you online.

There is the more traditional route of having a talent. You can also follow a trend. what works for other people and you try to make your own version of that or you can just be a dick publicly and do it so well that people can't resist talking about you and even if it's nothing but negative publicity you're still putting out there are a couple of brothers that come to mind when I think about that there is a certain joker kisi that comes to mind that is one route you can go this is not something new it's like you have no talent be an idiot.

Oh, this next track is kind of a fun transition I just thought of that no one else on YouTube has done before but me. I think the following is even worse than that because it wasn't. posted by some random attention seeking asshole this was posted by CNBC you know a supposedly reliable news source it's a video called this simple tipping trick could save you over $400 a year so they're going to teach us how to tip a little the right way a little life hack if you want and we will save hundreds of dollars, let's take a look.

Hopefully, it won't come as a surprise to learn that it's customary to leave a 15 to 20 percent tip on top of your bill, according to etiquette experts at the Emily Post Institute. But what exactly does that apply to you? For example, take a look at my invoice. It was $100 and then 108 after taxes. So if you tip on the total before or after taxes, it may not seem like much now, but tipping that way really saved you. $4 if you do it again in the week is a whopping $8 but if you extrapolate it to 52 weeks in a year you could save over 400 dollars if you do it every day for 600 years, that's a huge quarter of a million dollars.

Saving on Tips I bet you never knew that if you spent less money on tips, it would cost you less money to tip people. What is the wonder? How come that advice from an etiquette point of view, tipping before taxes is absolutely fine, you don't have it? to tip on what you are already being taxed. I never knew before that this is so incredibly stupid. I can't say what's worse about this video, how insulting it is to the servers, basically saying like you know you can outdo your waitress by giving them less money, why is the fact that he acts like he's a genius for coming up with it? this?

Well, it's very clever, but the best part of this video, I don't know why they kept this in there, like interviewing all these people on the street. the same thing they did to us, sorry, did you know that if you gave less money to your waiter, you would give less money to a waiter? I never knew it before, but they stuck with the response of this girl who basically shits everywhere. Stupid ideas, now that I think about it, it feels a bit dirty, it just feels like you're trying your hardest to look at the number that will clearly give that person less money just because thanks in the end, how much you choose, the tip depends from you, thank you, how much you choose to save, it's better, it's so kind to send at the end, it's like, well, I taught you how to save money, now it's up to you if you don't.

Don't do that if you can live with yourself for being a good person who tips appropriately. I guess that's your prerogative, which is a whopping eight dollars. God, the audacity to not only make this video but frame it in a way where he acts like we would. I don't know that if we gave the waiter less money, we would save money. Who is this for a baby? Also, if you're really that worried about spending that much money on tips, maybe don't eat out as much, maybe just win. some meals at home quickly, easily and affordably with hellofresh today's video is a joke, I still won't do it for a while, but not yet, there are more things to talk about first, later, thanks, so this one won't bother me angry, it's just hilarious. but it's this local news team trying so hard to engage with kids.

I love this because it starts off so bad, but every time you think it can't get any worse, they keep adding another layer. Let's see good morning, TPS students. It's testing week and it's time to kill all day yeah, stay awake beyond normal and hit those Gucci breakfast goals, say goodbye Felisha to the stress of testing, the weather is going to turn right, Chris Yes, the weather will be bright during testing week, there are a hundred chances to pee. Success, you've got these kids, Steve, how's that traffic? Do we look good better than oh, are we talking?

This is poetry, it's so beautifully crafted to perfection the way they layer it on top of each other oh it's so bad, it's perfect yeah. It's so funny when adults try to talk like kids and think that because they're using the right words their costume works like a teenager sees this and goes oh wow, I guess they really are one of us, like no, I are. I'm going to see clearly that this is the speech equivalent of putting on a little fake mustache and trying to impersonate someone else. We still know you're the latest. Changing the tone a little again because that last one really pissed me off so I left. via Twitter last night and saw a tweet from a girl named Ashley C.

Am I saying that right? Why doesn't it seem like I'm saying it anyway? This girl Ashley tweeted a video. This guy watches the new Star Wars trailer and he's. She is so happy she is overjoyed watching the Star Wars trailer and I watched the video and I couldn't help but smile and how happy this guy is. I wish the trailer made me feel that way. I love feeling like this. I think it's beautiful. when something can make you feel that kind of joy that this guy clearly feels, but of course that's not why she tweeted the video, she tweeted the video to talk about how impossible men who obsess over movies are, They basically just bully this guy for enjoying something. that she does it why does it matter if this guy loves Star Wars how that affects you?

What this guy expresses in this video is like the biggest feeling in the world, who cares is Star Wars and you don't like Star Wars I don't like Star Wars that much anymore, but who cares, let him enjoy his thing if someone feels that way and it's not hurting someone. I don't care what makes him feel this way. I don't care if it's sitting and flipping through the phone book it doesn't affect you Ashley no one said you had to date this guy there are like 3 billion guys on earth you don't have to date all of them according to some of the comments here The guy is married and I bet she likes Star Wars too much for them, they can enjoy it together, they could just share something they like together, that's great, that's what life is about, and why don't you like what he He likes it, because you don't.

I don't find him attractive, let's harass him and harass him in front of all your followers, what are you accomplishing by doing that? Show how cool you are because you don't like popular things, you're so quirky, oh what's that in your bio that you don't? I don't think Amy Schumer is funny. Wow, what a good opinion, what a bold opinion that no one else has had before. You are so interesting. Ashley and I know you're probably upset that she dresses this guy that you think is a loser. I realized that he is married and you are alone and that probably makes you feel like a loser but I am here to tell you Ashley don't give up because there are millions of different people who like all kinds of things and even someone likes.

You, who sucks in every way imaginable, can find someone who can put up with it, all you have to do is find someone who's on the internet for no damn reason, who hates Star Wars as much as you do, and who is willing to make fun of it. of the. anyone who doesn't know and oh godmine, it's the boy from before. I realized that these two are soulmates and they are missing out by not being together because they are perfect for each other. They both hate Star Wars and they both suck. so let's make it happen, let's finally use my platform for something good and get these two people to notice each other and fall in love and hopefully move far away from the rest of the world where there's no internet and everyone is better off for it.

Wow, who knew this complaining video would end with such a beautiful love story? what should the internet be used for, to bring people together, not to bully a guy because he likes something he likes and he's not hurting anyone by doing it oh jesus christ it's not very often I break a sweat talking in a chair anyway , now seems as good a time as any to hear a word for my sponsor. Has this ever happened to you? Oh, I'm so glad I bought all those onions four

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Thank you very much to Ella, the new response to today's video and I'm going to sit back in my chair. Well, I have to finish this video now because I have several home-cooked meals in the other room. I know he rants on this channel and I like to make fun of things, but I try to. Separate what I'm doing in front of the person doing it unless the person sucks or what they're doing is but if you like something and it doesn't hurt anyone, don't let anyone bully you and tell you that you can't like it.

That's because they don't like it. I guess in the end what I'm really saying is be yourself and that's the kind of advice you can only get on the real Gooden YouTube channel, so smash that notification. valve for my fusion and we you