I Catfished as a MAN On TINDER

hello everyone and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel my name is chris you can call me chris and your cheeks look so empty leave me much better I love that everything is pink and moody here because we are going incognito Understand, yes, I have never been on Tinder before in my life, let alone any other dating site, not only if you read the title, you already know this, but not only are we going to go to Tinder, but we are going to go incognito as a man. Yes, that's right folks, I'm going to pretend to be a man and try to get a date.

I'll really try it. I don't really know what I'm going to do. I'm just going to see what it's like. I'm really kind. of wanting to know from the male perspective what it's like on these dating sites, so, yeah, let's get into it, okay, so I don't have any plans. I really don't know how it works. I know if I make a profile I scroll a little bit and get a response like that or it'll take days so we'll see how it goes let's get the profile okay first the first thing we need is the name nice the name.

What will my name be? I want it to be like a strong name, a name that women are not afraid of. You know, I feel like women would be really afraid of Dexter or something, but you want to like him too. Say it in bed like you know I'm sorry I'm being real Let's say why the only names I'm thinking of are Jim and Tim and those are old names Hi, my name is Jimothy, nice to meet you, I'd love to see what's under those panties uh let's look at generic names generic names adam that's my sister's fiancé's name we're not going to do that clark I like jones as a last name we have like another jay jim jones who's a prolific cult leader we could do that and see if people know about that stuff because it's fun anthony I don't like mark to marquee matthew I used to watch matthew I'm sorry jason that's my editor's name jason we're not doing jason larry carl I'm just thinking about Walking Dead Coral Louie oh, I like it, it's like a little, a little, sensual, a little, a little foreign, I really don't even know if it's like that.

I used to be in love with a boy. in second grade and his name is louis so this is for you louis louie jones louie I love my birthday oh how old am I feel like I want to be a little older than I am 26 but I choose to be 24 and I don't get older because of it anyway, I think I'll be about 28. I'm a man, obviously my gender or profile should be, yes please, I'm a butch lesbian. I love that, so let's be generic, we'll just show the women we'll keep. It's simple, I have multiple personalities all the time, but I don't think I can keep up with men and women all the time, my school, I don't go to school, oh my god, I have to have a job, I can't I just live in house with my mom or could I what am I doing oh I can do whatever I want my school is Harvard one of my astrophysicists if I just say I'm an astronaut this is my profile picture Louis the astronaut would go out with them oh interests we love that we are a boy of the 90's love sushi we love to work out at home and we like to travel we like to walk we love to run oh wait I can only choose a limited number of photos okay so I did a little preparation for this.

I just searched the internet for random hotties. men, because you know we want some matches here, so I found this guy very attractive. Thanks for your photos, but I didn't want to reveal the full image of him, so I morphed his face with Henry Cavill's. Thanks, I think our first photo should. being with a dog obviously girls love dogs this could be super generic look at this beautiful Louie with the pitbull I love that and then I found this other one he's been running he's been walking he's been traveling he's been all those things that we talked they're in looks trashed, fantastic, I'll just go with two photos, you won't get more, if you want more you can ask and you'll just get one photo of me like this, you get the point, oh my gosh, yeah, okay, this is Detroit Mental.

What do we say? Oh, I've never been so nervous in my life. I look like a social butterfly. I already have a like. Oh my gosh, but I'm actually an introvert. Caterpillar pets. Yes, we have a dog. The pit bull. No non smoker. Yes, what is your zodiac? sign I think it's a Capricorn job title monster what will impress the girls maybe as a contractor I can work with my hands I have my own business but then they might look for it oh my god I don't know oh jay I'm I'm going to take your job.

I'm going to say I'm a YouTube editor. Wait, then they'll ask me which YouTuber I edit for. I'll just make it up. YouTube editor. I'll say it's confidential. You can't ask the company or the school. irrelevant to add city, I'll say coquitlam, which is like a couple of cities away from me so you can like it, you know, I feel like we can swipe now, I don't really know how it works, start the tutorial, swipe right to like, right left. to move on oh i hate this this feels gross well lexie 22 i feel like she's too young for me hannah 26 she's cute and looks great so let's swipe right oh she's a coincidence, it's a coincidence, everyone, calm down.

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I'm going to pretend to Be British with her I'm fine, thanks love, how are you? My God, I'm a gentleman. Okay, smell. Hannah sent me just a heartfelt face. I'm not your emoji. Hello love how are you?. Send it. Julie has responded, but I want to. First look at Julie's profile. I'm not going to see the photos of her just because I want to keep her. You know, privacy and all, but let's look at her profile. Julie. 34. She went to college before me, looking for you. like nature, music, animal movies and the outdoors, hanging out swimming and more I love that I'm English oh no she's English.

I'm pretending to be English and a little Irish and some Ukrainian and a little Scottish, she's fine, but she's actually English. or it's like oh yeah, I made 23 and I and I'm English, what brings you to Tinder love, maybe that was too much, maybe it was a little invasive, okay, let's not think too much about this, we're a man, Don't think about anything, we just hit send, oh we got another message, Hannah, I'm so sorry, no, those were lovely ladies. Well, let's go to Hannah's profile first before considering this. Her profile just says new to this and pretty new to Vancouver hmu i' I'm up for anything oh hit me she likes music Netflix and comedy I love Hannah well you're so cute I'm afraid don't be real oh she knows oh thank you haha ​​you're so pretty this is literally my first time. day i'm not sure what i'm doing to be honest i think hannah might think i'm fake i'm scared it's okay to go back to julie to find someone nice but there aren't many oh no that's okay let's just make julie's day oh me I'm so sorry to hear that you seem lovely and deserve better.

I feel like I'm a therapist now. That is too much. You look lovely. Okay, thanks, you seem fine. Well, I thought it seemed a little more than okay. but thanks, I think you might need a shirt too, but you have a nice chest, oh god, she's getting a little flirty, I don't know how to deal with this, we'll go with Hannah, God, I feel so dirty talking about this. that I like several people at the same time, me too, oh great, so we're in this together, what do you like to do now? I get it, you know guys, usually you always have to start the conversation and I feel bad, I have no idea how to do it. start this conversation ok julie is back i like to walk swim go on a picnic to the park things like that in nature oh she sounds so cute oh julie you have my heart yes I should probably add a photo with a newly added t-shirt recent summer choose photos about Jesus Christ I'm not going to say pictures that are too young I like so many things that Hannah says but I don't do anything all day it's a strange love, oh I just realized I'm going to have to break these girls' hearts .

I work for the city of Vancouver at the Orpheum. I love that in terms of skills. I'm a singer although I haven't used it lately. And you? Oh, that's amazing. I'd love to hear you sing sometime. Julie says. Ah, your dog looks cute like you. thanks, it's good that he looks like a pitbull, yeah ok, we're talking to hannah again, she said yes, the dog always keeps you doing the bare minimum every day haha, do you have a car or do you ever come to Vancouver? She says you are 65 kilometers away Yes, I have a car.

I'm going to say I have a motorcycle because it looks like fun. She didn't even ask, but I'll tell her my dog's name. If you don't, I'll tell him he's Mister Worldwide. Get that joke, you're too young to miss the whirlwind of love and sorry for a long trip back to Julie. She said that I also like to pick summer berries because it's a nice activity, but sometimes I have to scratch branches and I already have some berries. So far I would love for him to say yes he is the best because he said he likes my dog ​​and I haven't picked berries since he was a kid.

Very fun and dangerous, although she says haha, not too much, maybe blackberries have more wasps, oh my god. hannah said yeah i hope she says that to my dog's name or the motorcycle either way we love what kind oh no she rides motorcycles. I'm going to say a honda cbr, hello everyone, I'm in a different outfit and it's a different day because last night I didn't get any answers from my girls, I felt a little ghosted, which is rude, but you know, I thought I'd give you the benefit of the doubt. I thought okay, I'll just give them the night.

Let's see if they respond in the morning and uh it hasn't gone well everyone has stopped talking to me I don't think he's a good man I thought he was being very nice he was responding quickly very respectively he was I didn't make any sexual advances or moves, maybe that It was what they wanted, I don't know, but let's go back to the last conversations I had, so the last time I talked to Julie, the last thing I said to her was, yeah, I probably should have added a photo with a shirt I just added the photos recent summer and I love that I like those things too.

I also love my dog. I'm going to give them a voice. I think she might be British. Or your dog looks cute like you. I like to choose summer. berries too because it is a pleasant activity hahaha, but sometimes it stings, the branches are so pretty. I already have some berries or raspberries so far and I said yes he is the best and I haven't picked berries since he was a kid. It's very fun and dangerous. although she says haha ​​not much maybe blackberries have more wasps I don't even know what we're talking about right now I want to text because I'm leaving soon and I'm not here much I didn't want to give out my cell phone number so I digressed and said, oh, you don't have Tinder on your phone? and she says yes, only online lol and I said oh I see, I see okay, I have to get back to work.

Anyway, call me every time you come back online and she's like, "Oh, don't forget me, that made me sad" and she's like, "Thanks, honey, I'm back." She was thinking about you and then I started watching a TV show. This was at 10.52 last night I was in bed okay I have a curfewfor me I'm an old lady and I woke up in the morning I immediately texted him because I'm a gentleman, I told him everything right, what TV show does he say, I don't remember, oh amazing. career and I was like oh well I always feel like I would be good on that show haha ​​what about you? she left me in the red it's been four hours hannah felt like things were going well they went sideways real quick i had a honda cbr she's like yeah, i was like you're riding, just trying to get a little crafty, you know, She says I love myself, a sports bike, I don't ride, but I'm awesome.

Passenger, I'll lean into any corner and I thought are we talking about motorcycles at this point? Don't know. I thought haha, hey, that's always a good high five, it was very brotherly of me to say it looking back from time to time. She mentions her ex, she said my ex is a very skilled cyclist, which is kind of irrelevant because a cyclist means you ride like a bicycle, not a motorcycle, but anyway she said I was the best passenger she's ever had. because I don't do it. Move over lol I was like okay and then she continued I said where are you from originally you know you want to meet her I want to know her roots you know she says langley and I said oh very nice I'm from London I'm new here she says London Ontario no I said no, Haha, England only moved here a year ago and then he sends me, he sends me a taylor swift youtube song, link to the song, I think it's called, London boy, you know what I respect? like Taylor Swift I'm not a big fan I don't know how to feel about it anyway she's just going to leave there I'm obsessed with Taylor Swift I need to go back one day I want a party and pick a delay I don't know what Piccadilly is.

I don't know if I wrote it correctly. I said "Oh, that's cool. I never listened to it much, but I like that song and you wrote it right. I have no idea what a fun time it is. I've never been there. So what? What exactly do you do for work and she She said there are a lot of different jobs that I do, but lately I have to do bartending and then I said, oh, okay, what's your drink of choice and she says tequila shots, oh, now I eat, oh, okay. , it's intense, what? You do it for love and I was like wow, straight up?

Hey, and I'm an editor who edits often for youtube. I'm basically trying to be jay right now, thanks, thanks Jake, she's like a friend, that's awesome, I've been meaning to do it. Make YouTube videos of me singing and I was like uh-huh, okay, but you know what I think, I was super nice here, I tried to give him the confidence to like doing it. and you know, I said yeah, it's been a fun job and you should definitely do it. It doesn't hurt to put on the smiling face and she's like yeah, I just don't want them to be shit, you know?

So I want to have a full setup, a good camera and lighting so they look legit, even if I'm just in my attic, you know? And I said: Yes, that's fair. I know a lot of people who just use their phones and that's it, and they have been successful. You don't have to spend all this money. You can just take it out. the trigger just do it, try to be positive and then she says I'm such a perfectionist and there are so many cover artists on youtube and I want to look really legit okay. I thought, oh, I totally get it. she also comes with work and then she disappeared and I was like she just gave you all this advice.

I was encouraging, I was kind, and she morally disappeared. The story is that they cheated on me and now I'm sad and I'm going to delete. Tinder I don't know what I did wrong guys in the comments tell me what your experiences are on these dating apps. I am very curious to know because I know that as a girl she is very different. This just reconfirmed that I will never download it. a dating app in my life I just can't do it thanks to hannah and julie for entertaining my façade for as long as you did if you enjoyed the video and if you feel sympathy for me please like the video and subscribe if you want.

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