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Jeff Ross Funniest Roasts of All Time

Feb 27, 2020
It's all working out for you, yeah, everything's fine here, yeah, well let's take a look around you, yeah, what do you think I mean? It's just the window you pop when grades come in, dressing like you're going to help someone move. You're wearing sweatpants to the biggest show in YouTube history, this is the biggest show on the Internet, dressed like you're going to paint the set. I have to ask you this, although, by the way, I saw it on the computer, I'm sure you're calling in the morning now. amazing roast you wake up in the morning you turn on your computer there's Jeff Russ waking up roasting someone how's that job going?
jeff ross funniest roasts of all time
Whatever comes to mind when I'm hungover. I start making fun and put it on my YouTube page. Damn, it's funny who. Should I grill this week? Oh, what about the castle? It would be an honor if you could do it with me. He's a rabbit that will only roast celebrities. Qasim, so you're free. Thank you. How are you dressed? You're like the accountant from Harry Potter. Well, I want to thank Jeff Ross for looking in the mirror today as the inventor of a cure for a disease we haven't thought about yet. Look at yourself like Orville Redenbacher's fluff.
jeff ross funniest roasts of all time

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I don't know you. and Howard Stern has been in radio so long that he bought Robin at auction. There are no Spice Girls. These are the soft girls. I'm roasting people. What are you? The genie of Aladdin. I was so excited to be here, to see Jack and Emmett hanging out. all these comedians I feel like I died and went to Harlem they say a barbecue is a barbecue gasp the colossi a I haven't seen so many black people in one place since the dawn king of Mike Tyson we're handing out free turkeys to everyone except slapping White in this Jason Jason, you were great on Seinfeld and I guess that'll be it, uh, as you can see, the rest of the Seinfeld cast couldn't be here tonight, apparently they broke their backs carrying Jerry Seinfeld for eight years.
jeff ross funniest roasts of all time
Very nice today, thank you, yes Blacker Roots and Kunta Kinte, being able to take a joke is very important in life. Exactly, it's all about smiling and laughing, especially with an outfit like that. I love you, good luck with the lipstick on your teeth, you're amazing, Shaq. Man, you look good, you look good, I congratulate you, your knuckles are scraped, did you get in? I'm not saying anything, I'm not saying shit, he's like a gorilla kid, so I'm trying to take a microphone from him, is he laughing? I'm kidding, you're surprised, you know you were great in the dream.
jeff ross funniest roasts of all time
I'll tell you what he did here. Thank you. Calcium melting. Wow, you're like Amy Winehouse if she went to rehab. Now let's talk about Drew Carey for a second, ladies. and gentlemen, he drew Carey is to comedy what Mariah Carey is to comedy, we all know, he drew Levin with two faces or else why would he use that one like if Buddy Holly and Barney Rubble had a baby and then they Will they urinate on it? You're like a stripper who HATES money, so you work here. Those shorts are shorter than the amount of

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you spent in high school.
Look at this dude. You know this guy here. You don't recognize that anyone was on To Catch a Predator, but you know we can all go up. to the microphone and make fun, but the truth is that all the Tomic here dreamed of one day being a Dallas Cowboy and the only one who came close was Monique, so Jerry Stiller has the face of a star and that star is Lassie, her Hebrew name is Yes , you still told me to wake up when you hit rock bottom, what's the price of sex? Is there a plan still, stoned to death, really like Ron Jeremy right now?
Brian stops, I mean, how about a hand for your host Ryan Stiles when, uh, Ryan Stiles or like? They call it in Hollywood Cramer light Ryan or they watch you work season after season on The Drew Carey Show and I always wondered if they were really using you to your full potential and today I realize that they are, hey, buddy, Krang, come on in, Yeah come on. in I wanted to see your office wow this is like Trump building the wall around it just look at this a door lazy Freddie Roman Alan Kings I've seen younger faces with cash this ain't a roast it's a rat Oh, getting nice Be here at the Hollywood Wax Museum, having a good

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Michael, what do you mean I'm having a great time?
Well, we'll tell your facelift, oh my God, there are kids running around when I know there's a writers' strike, tell me. It was costume and makeup people now you guys have surpassed me because this is the first season where no real star made it to the end come on this isn't who's who this is who you are I don't know The show is called Dancing with the Vaguely Familiar Yeah, I Googled them and said, "Ask Yahoo Larry, you look good baby, you look good, you know, that's right during the commercials, someone told me that Larry loves Duran Duran, this is another fact about Larry ".
That's boring, boring, Larry, I heard you work hard to lose that Boston accent. Too bad, you can't lose face, huh, and look how beautiful her playmate Holly Madison looks tonight. Wow, she didn't do very well on this show every time. the director yelled action she started taking off her clothes, what can I say? You make traffic sexy. You really do. In fact, I think I feel a rubber collar in my pants. Val speaker traffic. I think I see an accident above Robin's head but yes I have something you want to tell me I love your suit I didn't know you bought it forever 41 you look great Roz I use your show as a night light every night thank you so much I appreciate your great staff This is great I've seen hostage videos with a bigger budget thank you all so much it's good to see she looked good put down the bagels babe she looks great she's dressed like a child in front of a child molester in the same suit it's like Nike made prison clothes she looks good she looks beautiful you

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