TMNT: Coming Out of Their Shells - Phelous

Don't you think I shouldn't be here? Is it someone else? Should be a good snake, hey cables, but you know Vernon is cooler than you and this was his finest hour, looks like you forgot to take the lens cap off Mr. Star Reporter, oh I don't think that's all those amazing pictures , well, let's add this. for the sheer excitement the show has given us so far, skipping rocks into danger and then following some idiot we don't know through the basement oh god I'm a clown I found oh wait I'm sorry he's my favorite character in the Turtles.

Did I miss that I was lost here for five minutes? Oh, five minutes. Have they sent search and rescue teams? Have you seen what we're up there fighting? Go, yes, Simon, yes, go where you've been, yes, you have. Where is she from? You know she doesn't know where she is. I thought you guys would know. Oh man, we don't know. I doubt he will reward. Why aren't they up there fighting him? Because they saw that machine that he brought to the stage. That it is harmonic convergence can be whatever Yes, it takes away all our powers, we have no forces around you, you are ninjas, idiots, what were you going to do?

Sing Shredder to death. In fact, we were giving, take it more, guys, take it away, all the music in the world. of everything, all music, all music, Rita's uprising, with the possible exception of Barry Manilow's catalog, did it, why does Shredder have this against you? We used to live with this guy named D'Amato Yoshi and wait, so Splinter isn't Tomahto Yoshi in this like he was in the cartoon, but we've gotten mentions of Krang and the Technodrome, what continuity is this? Oh, you don't know. the continuity of the turtle concert well, no and I don't want to, it will be the big green main machine, what's wrong with you bunch of wienie, what am I going to do right away, what did Raph just say, oh, I'm going I'm right, well, so much for that pacifism, nonsense, eh, guys?

Vernon didn't even get the turtles to threaten to kill him, so if that improvisation wasn't enough to surprise the cowboy, she will if you're prepared for Shredder to try to insult him. the audience, hey, you paper those seats and sit down, you just got slurred, what's your name, bam bam, little guy, having is my fun, you know, I think I've seen your face on a freshly shredded milk carton, This is live entertainment, participate, credit. Oh, too far, Schrader, too far, shut up, hey Lois, or should I say "fail us", ha ha ha, come on, this is recorded for the internet entertainment involved.

No, don't insult my audience like that. Shredder's audience is more like a silly dance, yeah. Center sister friend cousin the thing can get a date she's my day oh this is music this is music and my machine any questions no, he's not really the word crusher he's singing a song about hating music I just don't have tight words, you have something, I know my skiers are quite stupid sometimes, but they have never been criticized there I was I also hate contradictions. I understand your words, so this somehow undermines anything. This total joke of a crusher head is going for him, he's going to have to do something pretty extreme to even be a remote threat at this point there's no place like it in my kingdom like electrocuting someone.

Kip never shows up again, so yeah, Shredder just murdered him. He has now become the most incompetent and competent Shredder at the same time, how does that work? Goodbye, Kip, us. I never wanted to know, he, I will remember you, will you remember me? I'm going to write chip, definitely, he'll land his life, pass him by, no, no one, just on a bike, we've already forgotten, we'll try to move in these outfits and shut our mouths, but we. Damn, let's get off the backstage stairs and put on our jean vests and sing Awesome Turtles to them.

I have no idea how to identify the silliest part of that sentence, oh yeah right, he came running as soon as we have some, oh yeah what a load of wienie and here they are ready to save the day and off they go again. They both guess what was never seen again. Shredders' body count just reached three. I hope you're taking notes. Shredder yes Disguise him under the dumbest plan in the universe. You can get away with this during a children's concert. A concert that tries to preach non-violence before. No, let's do it. I'll get rid of all the chants, including Barry Manilow, oh shredder, you're banging. the kids right where it hurts if they weren't at this turtle concert right now you know they would be at the whole Barry Manilow concert and then April sings about how the kids need Barry Manilow or something the way Sherie plays Rene Scott.

April did many Broadway musicals, but she said she never got better than the shell tour of hers. Well, I guess she said that much less impressively than her killing streak. Shredder manages to stop all the music in the world, which makes him very happy until he realizes that he can't sing about hating music anymore, then the turtles arrived just in time for us to have let Shredder kill people. Are you sure this is going to work? Hey, how do I know I've never done it? a cloaking device before using light stress is a lot like being invisible John, how did you make me so fast?

I just rearranged the magnetic molecular structure of that little strip on the back of our American Express card, don't leave home without it. oh damn I only have a visa to see if it works ah you can't see me anymore you can shred if I can oh wait no sorry these straps hide them from the shredders uncle music machine how could I be so stupid well yes There is one thing you can say about Donatello It's that he doesn't prioritize himself with the quality of his inventions. I guess it doesn't really matter since he's not dying for the man.

The music, the hair, it's so simple that we've all been moved by our true selves. We all have faith in music so the turtles learned they simply received a song from the heart to stop Aunt Shredders' music machine and the day was saved no changes sorry winner my Turtles I'm full of them lately. I guess violence was the Answer all the time What are we supposed to do? Kill Arthur. Yes, my Turtles. Oh, suppose he's drunk again. anyway, after Michelangelo sings, the bathroom breaks, son, guess what it doesn't do anything, then the turtles make the right call, if they can't get in, aunt's music machine sang, then it doesn't have to either It makes no sense to free April, I mean, what's Shredder going to do, murderer. no, actually it could, thankfully, have the turtles do another quick skin change to take on the shredder from the safety of backstage again.

You know, those guys who were all dead. Now we're right, the turtles are dumb, but this time they just did that to show off

their

awesome quick-change act and because the crowd murmurs

their

song, it gives the turtles the power to engage in the most epic battle ever oh, not too many light kicks, I must retire, it seems that your getaway life was diverted to an alternate twist of fate it seems that your show was canceled now that old shred-head is burning in hell, let's rock cowabunga and after one more song , the turtles concert ends with a bang so I can buy, well I'm glad I left that in I'll just take my time machine back to 1990 to go pick up some stuff from their concession stands because I hate playing stuff, then the final insult, the credits appear and disappear before the limits of the screen.

I can get a lot out of you by leaving your shell tour. but not this other than that absolutely atrocious little mistake, this is a lot of fun, sure the costumes are stupid and the story doesn't make sense, but I'm sure the kids interested in turtles at the time enjoyed how the eyes They were excited to meet a Michelangelo who looked like that. Well I guess I was excited anyway, cats are pretty stupid, but it's fun and stupid and it's interesting to see how they try to adapt the turtles to the stage, plus some of the songs are pretty catchy.

I have a hard time getting one of them out of my head, skipping stones, yes, keep going, keep going, keep missing stone, oh, that hurts, let me apologize for bringing the knife, Colonel Schrader.