How to Beat a Speeding Ticket | Let's Do This!

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is Jeepers.Not Creepers and Shane, could you change places right now? I just want to make a comparison. I just want a comparison. Well, we wear the same shoes, yeah, crazy, they really have the exact same shoes on, yeah, I don't know. when when when Shane two look at my face it's so thin it's so thin like you just shoot at the camera look right now like you're being pulled over and you're doing it really fast or you're driving like

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all the time all the time I'm driving like this, like this that when you get in the car, that's right, yeah, that way they don't get pulled over in the first place.

You're right. You are actually there. It's like I put on a seat belt. I put this on. suit and then I check my mirrors, okay, yeah, wow, now I've been pulled over once in my life, okay, so it's not like that, there's still a risk, yeah, that's true, that's true, but you know, in about I don't know, 13 years driving uh. That time it's not so bad, so it's quite effective. I think you might be at risk, although if I was on the freeway and I looked and saw this, I think I would call the police to get pulled over. okay, okay, but it's the fact that I'm not going to get a

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, you're right, you would be immune from the

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exactly yes, because they pull over and it would be like yeah, no, no, sorry, sorry.

I didn't want to speed up like that. I'm so sorry, it's like 5am. m., time to call. I'm a lot, you know? It's just hard. Do you think you're ever at risk of maybe feeling more comfortable in this Person and how? sometimes you know sometimes it's weird I put on this suit and I had the audacity it's just that I put it on and I thought I can do anything Jackie, this is, I'm impressed, it's actually a really effective strategy, thank you very much. this is a solid Stratocaster, I mean, you came in hot in a costume, you're my favorite pizza place, wow, so a

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, time, no speeding, they let me off the hook with no speeding tickets speeding, no speeding, no speeding tickets, what about you?

I never actually got a speeding ticket. I didn't get stopped for speeding a couple of times since I got to Los Angeles. Not a single police officer has bothered me. Wow, it was always in Sacramento because I don't think they had anything better to do. I Just Got Stopped I feel like I was stopped all the time. It was that when you were driving the red truck you were driving a truck, right? I had a van for a moment, actually behind the camera, who has the most speeding tickets, heathens? Daniel raised his whole hand, was it that one or was it five, that's at least three, okay, there's a couple too, we're the least interesting people in this room, okay, so I've come up with a pretty brilliant way to get out of an excess fine speed, but it goes It requires a little bit of role playing, so Shane, you're more like a cop, so I'm going to ask you to play the role of a cop who's pulling me over.

Can we bring the car seat here please, great, great, great. such a cool jumpsuit and scene, yeah we have an old YouTuber here no, no, no, no, no, no, you need more time, oh okay, you really need to check that license plate, okay, I'm going to, I'm just going to check your registration. first dad, you're not doing anything honey, it's okay, pour the water on me, it's okay, I can come over now and give you a ticket, yeah, it's okay, oh my god, my water just broke, oh my god, oh my god , I have to go to the hospital officer, please, okay, whatever.

I am a native. I'm pregnant. Well, instead, get out, you have to get out of the car. What if not? I have to reach hip high. That's why I drive so fast. I have to get to the hospital, sir. I can take you there. faster get in my car don't get in my car no no no because I'm a police officer I'm going to have a baby sir I'm pregnant do you have anything else to say? I really have to go, okay, can I have an escort, it's the strangest day of my life, could I get an escort that's illegal?

I think my water's breaking again again, okay, boom, okay, dad, okay, he'll have a lot to say about this later and that doesn't exist. I'm not actually pregnant, well those were all awesome solutions, but before I pick a winner, guys, did you know that there are speed cameras where if you're speeding in an area and you're going over a speed limit, it's taken a picture? from you and you get a speeding ticket in the mail, okay, there's a theory that if you wear a mask they can't identify you as the person who was in the speeding car and maybe they can't charge you. that ticket, so I thought, why don't we put this to the test with our own speed camera?

Everyone will have 30 seconds to run out, put on whatever wardrobe, hide and go through that Smosh speed camera and we will have a special guest analyze all the photos and try to see if they can figure out which of us was in the car at the time. Oh, I got it, so I just have one question, which is true. um boom, can you even recognize us? You know? who we are now, okay, everyone, so we all have our costumes, we have the Smosh carburetor back there, uh, we'll each take turns getting in that car and driving it over here and then our own Smosh will take our picture. speed camera Jeremy Hi Jeremy, okay, uh Noah, would you like to go first?

Yes, it's me, oh, me, yes, it's Noah, it's Noah, okay, Noah, are you ready? Yeah, let me, let me start the car, wow, it's a B12. okay and go, okay Shane, are you ready? Um, yeah, give me a second, okay, yeah, okay, and go, are you ready? Jackie, yeah, oh my god, she's fine, see, she has no idea. I have never seen anyone get a speeding ticket for going too. Slow, I was just going to let her go Ian, are you ready for it? You know you have to respect someone who drives with their feet outside the vehicle.

Yeah, I'm going to throw that out there. Okay, let's go back to the room and see if our special guests can figure out who's who. I have no idea who I am anymore. Okay, this person is nefarious and uses a lot of deduction skills to figure it out. Can we bring our special guest? Oh, no way, ouch, I'm wet. It wasn't even raining outside. I jumped into a lake because I thought I saw a body there. It was a pile of rubbish. Hi, I'm former detective Sarah Christ and speeding is one of the worst atrocities a human being can commit, especially if you do it.

You're speeding past an innocent woman who could possibly be being murdered by the Creekside Killer. It's time for you to speed up Birds to reach the jail. I'm going to ask for more than 20 life sentences. I have my eye on a Target. I don't look at anything else. OK. Wow, he looks like a bear with a funny funny hat. Great, so this is what I guess. Someone here has a lot of hair and hasn't shaved. Someone has a very funny little beach thing a little pink probably 180 to 220 pounds definitely a man it could be you I guess if you were slouched definitely not, little green bean, be a great man, a great man, a great guy, but you see that knee that is quite high, that means it has some length and some girth, it could be you too ma'am, wow, this person thought he was going to run away, he tried to speed past and he has no hands.

I can tell there are some little fingers. underneath that she feels like a diva a little bit there are some hips right there things are happening that's a very pointy elbow thing about pointy elbows those are people who like to commit crimes they like to elbow their way through a door this feels like it could be a 100 to 140 pound woman about five five maybe a heel lift the game so this person doesn't wash they have a lot of hair on their legs this person lives on a mountain or in Canada reuses their socks like this They don't have a lot of money, they're very, very poor, so it could definitely be a man, probably someone who's not tall enough to date women and, wow, that someone just disrespected the police station, that It's disrespectful, that person is between 20 and 20 years old. life, oh facial hair, so whoever it is is single, doesn't have sex often and poor, okay, tiny little fingers, very very feminine little fingers, that could be you, bean, uh, I think, oh yeah, look those, look at those knees, so they're very very thin, so he's over six feet tall and probably weighs about a hundred pounds or 98 pounds.

She looked at me when she said that's what we call petite. They probably shop in the petite section of Talbert. Foreign big shoulders, which means they are trying very hard. to cover up his bones are very bony bony body I'm thinking it's a man because you're a woman you're very attractive but you don't have a lot of similar bones you know what I'm saying yeah Yeah it's a thing okay Sarah Christ now you see All four of them, who's who, well first of all, they're all monsters and I'm going to talk to the judge to get them a higher sentence, okay, this is Shane top, he has a big benefit. slightly flared body next up this is a monster woman with pointy elbows it's definitely you Miss Jackie you've been close this one is very clearly poor man poor guy with dirty dirty socks him and him that's you I'm not tall enough to date las Women aren't tall enough to date women, but you're trying, which I appreciate facial hair, this is all bones, bones, Silly String, this is 90 pounds, this is definitely under a hundred pounds.

You need to see a doctor as soon as possible when we book. this person we need to get into medicine obviously has to be you buddy you need to get into medicine as soon as possible and then we're going to check you in okay that's Mr. Noah Grossman you disgusting man yeah okay those are My deductions, good, Detective Sarah Christ. right, you have each and every one of the right ones, your deduction skills are unmatched. I knew it right, now it's time to choose who won today's episode and, uh, Heidi, our production coordinator, who won, you weigh about 65 pounds, right.

I think Jackie won, okay, that's all. See you, goodbye, see you soon, I'll find you.