I Bought $1,000 of Junk from Temu!

Have you ever heard of Teemu? They're that crazy website that sells seven dollar switches and five dollar drones. Well, I've always wondered if these things are actually real items, so today I'm going to buy a bunch of things from the website and see. If it's real or just a scam, here's my credit card, oh thank you, you're allowed to buy up to a thousand dollars worth of stuff you think is cool, we have an automatic hair braider, I don't think we have enough hair. for that we'll have Sam do it, okay, oh, we have a telescope.

I love telescopes. Look, you can see the moon, the sun. I don't think you should do that. 123 people viewed this in the last 24 hours. the rest are blind, okay, we got an eight and a half inch tablet for three dollars, it's good for kids and girlfriends, tell me it's not amazing, watermelon, no, okay, so we

bought

like 18 or 19 items, it was About a thousand dollars should arrive in the next two weeks. I can't wait for the next two weeks. I found package after package at my doorstep until finally everything was fine, it's been exactly 13 days, by the way, we received all the items.

It's not a Teemu brand deal If the items are good I'll tell you they're good If they're rubbish I'll tell you their joke Which box do you want to make first This is a good choice Oh no, I forgot, okay? Item number one is the watermelon cutter, we have to get a buttermilon to buy a watermelon, so first things first. I think we need to cut the melon in half, uh, I don't trust you to want to do that. Yeah, I just cut myself, so this thing. It was four dollars and 67 cents, okay, okay, it worked, oh, I almost had it, look how fun the next article is, oh, this is the one I'm really looking forward to.

This is a robot vacuum cleaner. I have one at my house that I paid for. Like 500 bucks for this one is 35.97 and you paid 500 bucks for yours yeah what idiot turned it off so how do we test if it works? So this is the 500 one, this is the 36 dollar one, let's try them side by side, okay? We'll go with the face first for our super official vacuum cleaner test. I spread some cat litter in the smallest room in my house and we put the vacuums to the test. This was the expensive vacuum cleaner. There are some things like that you can see well. right here here maybe the $36 one works better what the heck it looks like it's doing something it does well I think I'm calling it it's been like 10 minutes the room isn't much cleaner I don't know if anything was left moved it around it, yeah, just spread it across the room, oh oh, this is the portable air conditioner, cool, yeah, it's more annoying than anything else, it's like someone is standing right under you, like this, this is basically a replacement from a GoPro, wow and it cost 18.89 how much did that cost like 250 what an idiot yeah it feels like it's cheap no this is the Ultra HD 2.0 action camera it looks like the camera is actually working so during the rest of this section are we going to change? to this camera how we look worth how much was 18.89 I'll be honest, it feels like I'm recording a VHS like this, it takes me back to 1997.

Look, it's even a nostalgic feeling that gives you everything. right, oh, this is a good one, so it's an automatic hair braider. Now Steve and I don't have long hair, but when Sam gets home from work, I'm going to try this on him, but we'll move on to that video right now. I'm excited about this. I'm going to lose hair because of this. There may be a braid. Oh, isn't it a braid? You look like Rapunzel. I'm going to climb through your hair. Oh, that worked very well or badly. Yeah, let's move on, okay? Well after that we tried the Hip Hop grills which clearly increased our cool level and then we tried the running parachute which helps you train to run faster and it was actually kind of cool so I

bought

us a 3D printer, it cost 79.64 cents, so it was enough that maybe it would work well.

It took Steve and I a long time to put this printer together, but after an hour and a half we finally figured it out. Is working. It's actually working. Oh man, this is going to take a long time. It does not seem. like a cat we will still give it time just start what do you want a cat in three seconds? I won't even need Roxy anymore no it's been about an hour this is clearly going to take a long time but it's working yes I could see the cat's paws and tail this is cool we'll keep opening other items but in the meantime this will be Print and we'll catch up on this when it's ready, boom, that's cool, a drone.

So I spent like four or five hundred dollars on the Drone that we use in our normal YouTube videos. This bad boy, twenty dollars and 87 cents, you could have saved that much money. It's a bargain, what a fool we are going to fly with the normal plane. drone that we use every day and then let's compare the images of this one, let's put this bird in the air, we'll start with the normal drone just for comparison, so that drone was cool, but it has nothing like this. I'm going to call this. the Nighthawk the Nighthawk let's put this bird uh in the sky there it is yeah okay throw it onto our high tech takeoff pad oh my god I don't know how to drive it that was worth twenty bucks this might be the most fun thing ever what we have bought, so this is an Orbeez shooting device with water pellets.

I don't know exactly what it is, but you basically pour Orbeez on top and then you can shoot them at people so the water balls are almost ready. and ready to be used, so I also bought a thing that goes along with it, what is it? It's a bag where it's right here. Oh, I didn't see it by the way. You're going to use this and I'm going to hunt you down with the water gun, that's fun. I'll give you five seconds to start running and then I'll start shooting at you. Okay, five four, three, two, one, yeah, I think his foot fell off, that's a clue.

Okay, the 3D printer. I finally finished printing this entire cat, it only took about four hours and we also finished testing all the equipment, it cost about a thousand dollars, it was worth it, probably not, but we had fun, right Steve Steve?