if smartphone commercials were EXTREMELY honest.

Hi, I'm Aaron from Passionfruit and what are we doing here? Hello, yes, today we are launching three innovative

smartphone

s, each of which has a charger in the box if you buy the box, but even if you don't, we work closely with our partners to design the most eco-friendly packaging possible, we are looking forward to let you experience it, it's fair and this is our first phone, what do we call it long after the name of our last device? We got very

honest

feedback, so this time we wanted to make sure we got it right, this is you, not you, this is you, because the only thing good enough for you is you, not this.

We are proud to announce that you are the most powerful compact

smartphone

you can buy. We work with Qualcomm. We worked with exi and ass to make sure this is the first phone with a new Napdragon 69,000 chip, it just works, it doesn't work, but the point is you're free, do you want to climb that mountain? to tell that girl how you feel with passion fruit, you can do it and you can be sure that your phone doesn't break, it's sleeping, we don't give you these fake abs, they just hum and ring with passion fruit, you get a relapse on real apps.

Now, in case we haven't sold you yet, our second phone will blow you away. We will never truly abandon you. Do we need to show you anything else? Since this is our large size variant we decided on. We give our users the full plus size unboxing experience and for your peace of mind each bag we ship our phones in costs 100 from the trash can outside our office and yes sometimes there are still coupons inside for this second phone. We couldn't do the same thing twice, but we've been sued enough times, so we decided to take it and make it bigger.

This is me. More phone for your money, but it costs more money. Let's be realistic. cares about having a fancy 120 hertz super cyan amoled screen, everyone has one, so here at maracuyá we decided to go in a brave new direction celebrity endorsements when you buy from me, you're buying autographs from uh fruit juice bieber al pacine, we even have i have leonardo dicaprio son all the big names i just drew these signatures five minutes ago no, i didn't, it's rick from music there are no ports or speakers ah just pay us we already have ai we have buttons it even falls off Buy me once and try it because We know you'll enjoy it, but in case you don't, we realized there was room in the market for something even bigger than me, so today I'm proud to announce that we are one. e rick one e we've had this whole conversation, we just went over all of this, if you buy this phone you'll have what can only be described as a real unboxing experience, we'll never really let you down before you. start throwing your money at the screen at least let me show you what it can do if it's taller yes it's wider yes it has better call quality it doesn't fit in your pockets it doesn't have better battery life no, actually Turn it on, we'll answer questions in the end Do you want to know the really good news?

We built the first phone with a decker camera setup. White ultra wide angle zoom. Zoom big passion fruit. We've all had moments when we were promised a software update. but it never came right, no software, no problem and don't take my word for it, we've sponsored four of the biggest tech creators in the world to say good things about us, this is a lot of wonders, three two, I mean, we did it. Don't waste it, that would be crazy, some really fantastic reviews as you can see, but we keep innovating and we found that the best thing for our business and the environment is that when you buy the phone you don't include the value of the phone which we all know.

That there really is only one question left in your mind: how much is good? and finally we get one more look into the future. If you thought you were me and we were awesome, you might be surprised by what we have next. introducing him, her and that and don't get me started on the full size version if you buy this phone yeah okay I hope you enjoyed this video it wasn't intended for a particular company and we only had one it was a bit funny um but yeah I hope you liked it thanks for watching my name is aaron this is sir who's the boss I'll see you guys in the next one.