Borat's guide to etiquettes

Hello Cinque, I come here to learn etiquette in the deep south with Helen who is an etiquette teacher, yes sir, hello, you should be polite to everyone, yes, you should be polite to prostitute yourself, well, yes, because you know that's what they do. They tip yes, it's usually 10% yes, some places 20% varies there yes, but it's always appropriate to tip, could you please teach me how to be a threat? Yes, sir, I will thank you. You're welcome Thank you. You're welcome, thank you, you're welcome, thank you now we sit at the table, look, you think with such a pleasant posture.

I'm really impressed. Thanks celom. I told you you would. You tell how to talk to people. different personalities, right, we also have a boring person like my wife, well, what you have to do is say boring, but what you have to do is think of things to help her not be boring, it's not like doing it with my sister, well, I'm not and we weren't talking about that we're talking about if she's boring to just sit down and have dinner with her. Yeah well then you need to think of things you can talk about, maybe she's boring because you haven't done enough with her.

I do everything I tie in the kitchen I do it in every way we tie we watch the DVD we try to do it ourselves okay Mr. Halen please tell me what you can talk about at dinner okay what you want to think about is nice things my wife is dead, she died in the field, no problem, I have a new wife, okay? Do you mean fighting in the field? It wasn't an accident, but I have a new wife, she's nice, yeah, can I talk about what I did last night? Well, it depends on. what you did last night is something personal that maybe makes someone feel embarrassed or uncomfortable no, last night I listened to the six, I'm taking your crime, I listen to them with a woman from Gambia, I make them Americans, we didn't discuss that, but she crashed those five pleasantly was in trouble Joe, can I talk about my hobbies?

It sure is something wonderful to talk about again. It's knowing a person. Do you like porn? But why in Kazakhstan now after I like it? Should I talk about it? my family would surely share good things about your family my sister she is a prostitute who says why is she a prostitute? She liked to make money She liked to come with us and she can stay with you I know the answer to that I know She's good, what if I make a smell? Should I say it's me? No, you don't make it obvious, but if you feel that way, maybe people will look at you like you're just saying oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, there's a smell like that.

It smelled like a yes, we say a puppy and when you separate when you squeeze a bad a bad the smell of I can do it I know you want that no, no, you don't want, I can bring your hand closer, no, we stop and say goodbye just a week you are not a fat man either