Joe Goes Bronies (My Little Pony Convention)

a brony is a male fan of my

little

pony

and yes that's a thing so today i'm going to a my

little

pony

convention

to see what makes

bronies

tick and what you see you can't unsee . I'm a brony and I'm very happy. to say it I like my little pony I like Twilight Sparkle she's my favorite pony hey can you tell the

bronies

it gets better it gets better it's being a brony a choice yeah you think it should be legal for bronies to get married there is no heterosexuality? Bronies just haven't met me yet I've met a lot of straight bronies okay they can come to my rodeo anytime um Braeburn I came from Palooza for this well galdang uh yeah you're a brony.

I'm a brony or a pegasister. I'm just going to subtitle you, pegasister, I'll beat you, it's there, pegasister. I feel like I want to hide my face here too. Sometimes, do you ever kiss these dolls? What do you think about boys who like me? Little Pony plays My Little Pony, you're hot. I made a music video where I was wearing my Little Pony hoodie. If you saw it, I bet we would go to second base. Do you also like Cabbage Patch dolls? I know I like to party too. I like to party very, very hard, well, it's not like that.

What do you like about My Little Pony? Is innocent. I like music and I love Pinkie Pie and how they are boys and how they defy gravity. Why so many people like it. Because it prevents them from feeling alone. because they see cute little colorful animals on the screen and wish their friends were like that. That friendship can give you hope, it can give you strength, it can get you through the worst moments, if Bin Laden saw My Little Pony 9/11. It's never happened, possibly it's one of the lessons from the show to stop watching cartoons. No, I have a My Little Pony fan fiction where in the episode they turn all the horses into glue.

It's my little pony. It's a good way to meet girls. It actually does. It's a really good way because the girls here are very, very creative, very open and very kind B, we're doing some pony pick up lines, hey Pinkie Pie, you need some cream, I'm crazy about bronies, you should become in a brony, you can get a girl like this maybe it should be Pinkie Pie I love cupcakes I really, really, really love cupcakes. You love having diabetes too. No, I don't know what that is. How long have you been a My Little Pony fan?

I would say since it started, but I liked it since you were a little girl, you're funny. No, no, I have never been a girl. Okay, no, no. I know, transvestite. Okay, how many dolls do you have? I have two, one of the boys doesn't. I don't know where he went, he has a whole suitcase full of them and he says why is he so popular with grown men now? I think because a lot of them want to sleep with Fluttershy, yeah, I just heard things they do. you want to flirt with Fluttershy. Yeah, I don't think you have to ask everyone to dip her fingers in that maybe you should call her or shy.

No, I don't want to flirt with shy Flutter, but she has effect, so your subtitle says. I don't know, no, it doesn't say, sometimes they're right there, they don't say anything here there are no words you see these words right here they are lying heard there are crazy parties there are crazy parties there was an orgy BroNYCon I'm sorry I know people who were in this and I know people I know people who caught crabs in the orgy crabs brownie I wish they used condoms brownie yeah you could be a writer for the show I feel like I'm the least creepy person here comes Chocolate Rain guys chocolate chocolate can I tell you something?

That's not chocolate, chocolate, that's something else, no, no, do they feel like a horse's ass, oh my God? Oh, everyone is going to grow up, everyone, I have no money, I don't want to stay. the shadows forever let's take a magical journey if there ever was a time for murder it's good not to be a yes borders Hey guys I just did an episode of we're drunk let's eat it's on youtube.com slash tested and it's me and Spike Mendelsohn from Top Chef Do you want to see it? Just click the link here. You are speechless at this moment.

I think I'm too small for her. Make sure you give them a happy ending. You know, in my sex life it sounds. Like, subscribe to Badge of Shame. Hi Fluttershy, you've been with too many partners and it makes me uncomfortable. That really scared me at the thought of sleeping with a cartoon horse. I bet you secretly didn't. Do not subscribe