Should We Feed Children? | Ep.31 | Ninjas Are Butterflies

bomb threats, explosion, hey, I heard Colorado is the bomb, I hope you have fun on your flight tomorrow, yeah, and uh, just to see if they get flagged at TSA probably because they'll stop them and make them look like idiots, yeah, that's it, but I also do that if I see a cop and I'm walking around with stuff. but I didn't do anything wrong but I feel like I have to act normal yeah it's like if I just walked that would be normal but it's like you walk into a store looking for something and you can't find it and then you walk away like you want to make eye contact Like the person you never look at. contact I do it because I wanted you to know that I wasn't doing anything.

I always say thank you because I literally go through the whole cycle, most of the time it's like I'm looking for a drink or something and it's like I'm walking. I don't find the drink and then go out or something. I can not do this. Thank you. What do you do if this is so? and run immediately if the security device beeps at you. What do you do when you leave? a store I stop yes all the receipts yes I don't turn around yes I don't look at anyone I'm uh I don't know if this is weird I don't know if you know this about me but every time I go shopping, which I love.

I love shopping alone, so I like it. I literally have a show in my cart and I'll have my list in my head and I just go shopping. I'm in my own world having fun and if something goes off, I keep walking because I want to. I want a Walmart employee to attack me. I didn't want to have to work another day in my life because Walmart had to pay me like three million dollars. oh well, oh, did you think it was weird that he had headphones or that he shopped alone? No, it's not that you go shopping just because that's cool, but it's strange that you like it.

Oh yes, I love food and I love organization and planning, yes. food, so Kelsey hates it. I don't know how you go to a grocery store. We have to solve this. I'm going, I'll buy the aisle, yes, literally zigzag all the way to the end. No, because Kelsey's like, "I need this." this and this I know what I want and I go to those halls to get them well well but I don't know where exactly the halls are that's why I don't like it everywhere that's why I don't like it I hate it when I get here and I realize, oh , I forgot about the sour cream, what's all that, that's it, you don't come back until the end, no, I have to do it, I have to do this, no, I don't like shopping, of course.

I immediately realized that you're supposed to do the outside because it's the healthiest food and then the inside is the least healthy food. Yes, it's probably smart. I probably start most of the time with frozen foods, not the frozen ones, but the refrigerated stuff so it weighs me down, okay I gotta get out of here, but then I just go through it talking about grocery stores, did you hear about that monk in Greece? Know? I did not name the Greek Orthodox monk Mahalio Tolotos and name him. today let me start again, have you heard of that greek orthodox monk called mahalio tatolos?

No, it's okay, it's this monastery in such a remote part of Greece. I think it's Greece. Mount Athos is on a mountain. That sounds Greek and says, word, it's very exclusive like, um, like no woman had ever gone into it, what and stuff they left it there why not, why not, they left it there when it was a baby and it grew up in that monastery, he became a monk and died recently at the age of like 82 I think having never seen a woman oh my gosh I had no idea what a woman looked like it would be terrifying it's crazy first time I see a woman would make your mind explode, yeah, it's like why.

Are your eyelashes so long why are your eyelashes that's how they talked I just thought it was crazy that's yeah, that's crazy, yeah, like you never thought about like you've never seen it, I mean, I mean, because They probably all looked pretty similar, right, yeah, so yeah. That would be very mind-blowing, it's crazy, although yes, I feel bad for him. I mean, he was probably happy not to know what he was missing. Josh, the correct answer is yes. I'm really upset because he never got to meet a girl like you, oh that's what you

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have said, that's what I would have said, why are you talking to my wife like that?

I have once said that she is your wife, you just said it. She I'm glad that monk didn't meet her, boo, women, no. I'm just Andy, no, I'll take it back. He would say: yeah, what women I don't like, this is what they are. I'm going to go back to the books, that's it, come on, that's what everyone talks about, come on. What about this? He's from New Jersey, but yeah, I thought it would be crazy, it would be like never having set foot outside, yeah, it's like you don't look out the windows. one thing I heard about him but he didn't have a window to look at like passersby and stuff he didn't even have so no mom no they left him videos when he was a baby that's what I say like he had them .

He grew up without a mother, yes, in the monastery, technically they saw a woman, you just can't remember it, okay, unless he was doing all this time, don't look at me, I love you, yes, but that's crazy, it's fun. Yes, that's all I have. I think we

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challenge ourselves, choose one thing for the rest of our lives and never see it again. Okay, you go first. Hmm, I think you should go first. Well, I think I should literally go first. Can't. I don't think about anything, the only thing I never want to see. I never want to see a cinnamon roll in Gatorade water again.

That's fair. I never want to see you again. I don't know. An hour of a Wes Anderson movie. Never more. artsy I would never see it again so that's my wife hmm that's my wife monk you should have said your dad oh yeah oh I was going to juggle just like my kids look like that I don't think that would have been oh I'll do sissies I guess ladybugs I don't know owls oh yeah, the obvious change of heart owls the owls I don't ever want to see owls again I don't think any of your relatives will do it for Ada I was like yeah, yeah, no owls Okay, we really need to go to meet Andy's dad, he can't, you know, the sad thing is this is my dad's real name, um, it's Brad, which rhymes with dad and it's like he's there, he's there, that's why every time.

I come home I bring candy hey there's probably someone here listening from Vegas probably Andy's dad is a blackjack guy we're not going to do that we gotta find out I know where it is I know where it works oh yeah you know ? All we have to do is get a ticket and go guys, discuss whether we're going to play blackjack, play blackjack with Andy's dad, and then make a full disclosure. This is your son. He comments below. If we bring a therapist with us, he just people can do it. he's just gonna be like that is that's it right there I imagined like the shot like I told you this before like we're playing Blackjack and you're just crushing it, you're just killing it, you're making like so much money and then while I'm standing there crying legally with a baseball man begging him to come play ball with me please daddy hey you're there hit me hit me again Brad we're on a roll it's like Lily.

Beauty in a fur coat on the boat, we gotta get it baby, I stayed like that because I feel like if Lily was a big hit, there would be Rose's big tinted glasses with the big fur coat, that makes sense, yeah, yeah , but it's okay. Yeah, he comments next, should we go see Andy's dad? Oh my god, maybe Andrew can pass for a Native American. We could buy a casino in Las Vegas. Did you say, oh my God, if you could say Andrew we would make so much money? Imagine him standing like on the floor, looking at us all taking care of us with a big tight ponytail, you guys are all dressed up, I just put on a suit and stand against the wall, he's still holding a surfboard, oh okay .

Let's go find your dad and that should end our episode. Huzzah Brad, okay, episode 31. Why are they so quiet? No. I was saying he was giving a kiss. Why do we break up? They kiss hard. What do they have more to say? No. It happened really fast, that's all I'm saying, it didn't happen that fast, how long did it last? Well, I started, we're about an hour in, okay, good thing, guys, it was very difficult and that's the end of the script. Uh, can you imagine if everything was written down? However, how bad would a writer have to be?

Actually, it would be a really good script. Actually, it would be, you know. Hey guys, thanks for watching, comment everything, tell a friend. a friend share it follow us on Tick Tock Instagram YouTube just have fun yes, thanks for being here give us five stars yes, we love you this is very fun this is very fun this is very fun this is very fun I had a great time. I love podcast days. I could do this every day. I'm really 100%, but you do a lot more homework than I do. I know it's okay, which is why my brain was a little scattered today because we had to do it if we had to. bring if I need to do more homework.

Can? Do you have that topic for the next one? Oh yeah, I could have talked about that today, yeah, yeah, I'm sure we'll see you next week next week. It's crazy, it's wild, it's wild and that's not just. Clickbait guys, it's actually a cool story in episode 32. It's coming to you, alright, I love you, bye, bye, ah,

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