Kushowa Reacts to SML Movie: Bowser Junior’s 8th Birthday (REUPLOADED)

Oh my gosh, guys, I came on my 8th

birthday

tonight to Chuck E Cheese's, it's been so long, yeah, and my dad booked it, yeah, yeah, Junior, it's your

birthday

, right, yeah, well, ya Do you know what that means. What does that mean? birthday spankings birthday spankings Yes, birthday spankings, that's something people know, don't you mean spankings like when you have to hit someone over how old they are? Just hit it. I receive eight lashes. Yeah, well, I mean, if everyone does it, then yeah. I guess I'll do it, okay, yeah, okay, so what do I do?

Lie face down. Okay, get down. Okay, here we go. What's going on? Oh yeah oh yeah. Okay, here comes Junior, grab your bags, buddy. Okay, okay, it's not your birthday. Cody. But we didn't do it for my birthday, so you gotta spank me, spank me nine times, you turned two right and it's nine, it's got to be nine, Cody, what time are we going to Chuck E Cheese's, yeah, yeah, do that friend, what are you doing? You want Brett, uh, what time are we going to have Chuck E cheese tonight? I'm a grown man, but you're going for your son's birthday, yes, last year, but I have one every year.

Chuck E cheese, remember, no, no, no. Remember that, wait, wait, or oh boy, my dad, dad, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, my birthday is in about a week. Can I have it at Chuck E Cheese? Please don't forget to book it okay quick it's very important that we always have to stay awake through these things so my birthday in a week okay thank you dad you're the best and he wants it tonight and I have to Have it tonight, wait tonight, no, no, there's no way we can have it. tonight Bowser, look, it's already 7:30, they won't let you book it, find a way to book that damn party, except PP I'm going to cut your balls off, you won't get any nuts down there, oh my god, I swear.

Gosh, my question is, uh, I'd like to book a kids' party at Chuck E Cheese. Okay, when would you like to book the party? Yeah, I'd like to book it tonight, buddy. Sorry, you know what time it is. Now we are. I don't have a party for you today, come on sir, my balls are on the line. I need to have a party in this place like right now tonight. Well, okay, well, I have another place. I mean, it's a little creepy and a little sloppy, no, no. will work oh no, oh my god, I'll take anything, okay, give me the business, no, dude, stop, dude, that's so weird, okay, did you give Junior a gift, oh dude, I totally forgot, Yeah, I did it too, maybe you don't realize, I hope?

Not okay guys, my dad said we were going to Chuck E Cheese in about 15 minutes. Oh yeah, buddy, it's going to be amazing, right? Junior, you weren't expecting a gift. Shut up, well, I mean, it's my birthday party. I love that stuff, but I mean Joseph, you're poor, yeah, so I don't expect you to get me anything 'cause you ain't got no money, oh yeah, but you, Cody, you're pretty Jewish, yeah, but if you don't. If you don't bring me anything then I'll just take your glasses it really means you didn't do it right guys are you ready for your party um um on uh Chuck E cheese oh yeah oh yeah Chuck E cheese yeah I'm ready for you. smart guys, yeah, it's going to be awesome, oh, this is going to be really interesting, Chucky, Chucky, hey buddy, this doesn't look like Chuck E cheese Junior, this isn't Chuck E cheese, it's Chef, it's this Chuck E cheese , uh, of course it is, it's just being um. renovated that's it look guys they're just renovating it show me because you know this place is haunted it's not haunted they even had little animatronic things.

Hello everyone. Welcome to breakfast. I mean Chuck E Cheese, oh my god, that dog looks like he wants you to steal. your sword, yes, yes, we are going to have a lot of fun things planned for you, okay then, first things first, these animatronics don't work, don't sing, happy birthday, no, I'm afraid not, they're too old, they like it . Kill all kinds of good stuff, but no, not like normal arcade games, like you don't have most of the Chuck E cheeses, those are broken so it's not fun, no, no, well I'll bring you the games , Don't worry.

I'm going to have a lot of fun here, okay, okay, then I'm going to get things started, wait here, okay, seriously, that dog is scaring me. I'm playing, that dog is for your birthday, look, look, it's you who kills you. Freddy, right, I didn't have enough money to buy you anything, so I drew you a picture, well that's just wrong, okay folks, here's your specialty pizza. Luxury pizza. I like pepperoni cheese. What are you talking about? You act like I haven't seen a pepperoni pizza before, but that's way more than that, yeah, it's not a pepperoni pizza, it's like a killer pizza.

Yeah, anyway guys, I just wanted to take a minute to thank you. They know we don't have much business. some reason so you know just thanks for coming tonight just people people keep disappearing I don't know, I don't know what that weird thing is I wonder why I wonder why you're actually going to eat that thing, yeah, buddy. I've eaten worse, well I guess that's really gross. I'm not going to eat that. I call it eyeballs so I can put it back on my mother's head. Okay, everyone, I guess have a slice. Okay, does everyone have a slice?

Yes, Junior, yes. They were on this pizza, I'd eat it, but there's no fingers, I don't like fingers unless they're in my butt, dude, I grimaced, I looked, Cody Jersey grimaced on his pizza, at least one of us is eating. funny this is just this is this this is sick of a whole new level of sick sick maybe he went to go pee, take it, take it, because his name is pee pee, yeah, and he has to go pee, yeah. I get it, hey, hey, Cody, I have another joke for you, okay, what kind of train eats a lot?

A choo choo train. Not Junior, a train from Cody's mother. Where is the game? I feel like playing a game, yeah buddy, yeah, they just disappeared. oh, I just noticed that in the background they disappeared, disappeared, disappeared, disappeared, where are they, where are they, where are they, where are they, where are they, birthday boy, okay, okay, I'll start right, what does that really mean? Yeah, oh, leave it. I try, let me try, oh hey Junior, why do you always wear a bib? Are you a big baby? What are you gay? Because if you are, that's what happens, yeah, who has birthday parties?

Hey, what do you have five, oh, roasting, okay, um, uh, apples. um, what, Junior, hurry up, I want a bob. No one will notice the dog watching your soul deep inside. Oh, there's a brain, so now she can think and I already have my eyes on my bishop. I mean, I could put it together, yeah, yeah. Cody, are you sure you don't want to go? What's up dude? Wasn't that the pig from there? It was a dog. It was a pig. I thought it was a dog from here. What are they really moving? Don't know. I'm going to ask the worker, uh, Mr.

Worker, guys, can you help us? Please, hey, what's going on? Oh there we are, my friend and I have a question. Okay, what? Where did the animatronics go? I I I I was He was cleaning them well He was cleaning them yes yes, he was cleaning them so much that there is nothing suspicious about robots moving on their own and eating people and killing them, you know, none of that is suspicious, that guy was always there, they are always there, what not, he was standing there, oh no. big was always in that chair no always all the time you're just being stupid yeah because two of my friends are missing and oh that's a coincidence well no that pig is fine that pig was just sitting there anything else you guys need help with whoa, can you make the dragon dumb to come to my party?

Wouldn't those be great jokes? Oh yes, yes, I can do that. Make me, the dragon will be in my body, it will be amazing, oh Joseph, the dragon. at my party why does everyone use the bathroom huh I heard there was a birthday boy it's Jeremy the dragon at my birthday party silly where are those animatronics? Do it I mean friend Idol I love everything you do oh my god oh my god oh thank you can you please do me a favor on my birthday? okay, what can you commit suicide? Yeah, I'm not going to do that.

Oh, everyone came to see you commit suicide, please. I bet the animatronics want to see it, do it, come on, please. please shoot yourself with a gun cover yourself in lighter fluid and set it on fire Jesus, what is this show? Yes, exactly. I also question it yourself in this hook and kill yourself that way. So how did that come about? Come on friend, yes, yes, no. No, it's not okay. What if I kill myself by eating too much cake? Well, diabetes. I guess that would be nice. Yes, yes, as long as you kill yourself. Yes, of course, I'll kill myself with cake.

Okay, so you? Just wait here and I'll be right back, okay, wait a minute, wait, wait, where are the animatronics? Hey, stupid boy, I gotta get some stupid cake, hey, hey, champ, what are you doing here? Where are everybody? I'm really alone on my birthday abroad. Oh my god, the guy said the animatronics were broken, but they're working because this is the best birthday present ever, it's so amazing, what do you want me to make a wish for? Okay, I'll make a wish for my birthday, what do I want? More than anything in the whole world, um, uh, uh, I know it very well, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, up, up, up , up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, what you know, maybe Scott Coffin should hire Logan to work on his next Five Nights at.

Freddy's game because this guy sure knows how to try to scare the kids you know or scare people but that last question no I didn't let me get back to that let me get back to that okay when is your birthday ? If you could have a birthday party anywhere, where would it be and why? Well, if on the one hand my birthday is coming up very soon, it will be October 30th before Halloween, so that's when it's my birthday, that's when it's my birthday, so yeah, and if I had to have it anywhere oh no, have it in Japan would have been cool or in Italy or Rome or the UK Maybe mostly in Japan because it would be cool but oh my god these this video this video this video I don't know if this was an early Halloween video or not but It would have been a great fit for a Halloween video, but Jesus, just Jesus, man, I can't, I can't even talk much in this video because all I was thinking about was the pig. rabbit the bear they all look like they're going to kill looking horrible Pizza members at Pizza not horrible not disgusting people dying left and right nothing to worry about right, even though they are puppets but you don't know anything to worry about right right left foreigner In general, I'm just saying that if you know Logan, I'm sure Scott would love for you to work for him, you know, and send us ideas on how to make a game of the next Five Nights at Freddy's, I'm sure.

He would love for you to work for him after this. I'm sure he would be like me. This scared me a lot. It scared me a lot. I would love to have you on Logan because you know how to do it, you see. to look at me, but I'm still a little worried because then why was Chef Pee Pee cooking bubblegum and pop stones in a frying pan? Which was the reason? I mean, I think everyone's going to say oh, this wasn't metaborn. but for me I'm just curious about it, I really am because why would you cook gum and pop rocks in a frying pan anyway?

This was nightmare fuel. I don't know what it is, you know, guys. you don't need to sleep you don't need to sleep oh you don't need to sleep you don't need to sleep I don't need to sleep we don't need to sleep well of course