Sex Mathematician Clio Cresswell's "12 Bonk Rule" Helps You Pick A Mate | CONAN on TBS

What would be the statistical approach before getting married? What are we talking about? How many people should we have sex with? Well, there are strategies, algorithms that you can look at to choose something from a bunch. Yeah, yeah, so, I looked at what I like to call the 12

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yeah, you're starting to talk about my life, the first math term you think I understand the 12 bonks rule, 12 sexual encounters, well, people always say, you have to fuck them and I say, well, no, but you can also because that's not a scientific term. Bonk is not a scientific term and we are only talking about science here.

I say: do the action. Have? So you're saying no, you don't actually have to do it, but we have to be together and fool around a little, this is all in a world where there are so many people, how can we do tests so you can do the math? It takes me about 20 minutes to explain it correctly and do it. the equations are correct, no, I sent Romney, even though you take 12 like you try 12, this is take the next best algorithm, you try 12, you reject the first 12. Brad Pitt, sorry buddy, you gotta move on, wait a minute , you're saying if a woman is using your method, okay, and she wants to do it, first she needs to have 12 fucks with 12 men and Brad Pitt comes in second or third, she still has to reject it, she needs to analyze it, see where it fits in the group and then say.

Go out because you're in the top 12 and that means mathematically it's not a good example, this says take the next best so every woman watching right now will say no, no, if Brad Pitt shows up first and you've never been with a guy before you stay with brad pitt well, there is a 75 chance of success, not one hundred percent, but when the divorce is 50, you have to weigh your odds, you have to be, you have to put that logical hat on the right, forget your zodiac sign, so you screw yourself with 12, reject them, then you choose the next best for you, so it's not 13, the next best for you could be 50, the next best, so you choose the best in the first 12.

This It is an excellent scientific mathematical excuse to have a lot of sex and also break up relationships. He can't help you. It's mathematics. They can't do anything about it. Can I just say yes? So, yes I've had more than 12. Remember that mathematics is a study of patterns, so it's not about saying what's right or wrong if you've had more than 12. I suspect you guys are in the entertainment industry. I've had more than 12. I'll happily admit that you have one, sure, sure, more than 12. Yeah, wait, do you mean people or time? Yes that is good. This only counts time because then I would marry myself.

You're the best. I am the. you are the best I am the best I have ever been if you have been more than 12 it doesn't mean there is something wrong with you yes I am just saying well I know I have been more than 12 and I know I have probably met someone I could be very happy with , but obviously I need some therapy, maybe I'm a bit of a workaholic, yeah, yeah, you know, obsessive compulsive, no, what's really haunting the

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, not at all, not at all, let's get into it. the actual math you say mathematically, let's get into this, this is my sex topic, let's go with women in bars, let's get into the math, darling, another round for everyone, um.