I WENT TO THE BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS!

Hello party people, so I had something in mind. Well, well, what she was going to say was fine. I just wanted a normal introduction. There is a lot to ask for. The glass was very clean, so, oh, okay, so you're, uh, you. Now that we're down there, that makes a lot of sense to me. Well, well, as I said, good morning, brothers, I have never had such a busy week in my life. I started the week by going shopping and taking the dog for a leisurely walk. walk and walk on a tightrope thirty meters in the air I don't think you should be afraid have you looked at this canyon we are not so holy now some people are nervous they laugh some people are nervous they bite their nails myself I am a nervous pee pee, It's a pretty constant flow, stop filming me at my lowest point, don't start filming me at my highest point as I was about to embark on one of the scariest moments of my life.

I had the last 23 years in front of my eyes and Guess whose idea it was It was um it was Pearson's idea Oh, was it now? No, Brent texted me yesterday and said, Hey, do you want to do this tomorrow? Pierce is like, oh my gosh, yeah, I'd love to thank you, this is the beloved dentist. floss I'm going to cross it oh I'm about to fall I hope that's not an omen it looks ten times scarier from this angle thanks Drew I can't believe it right now be careful this is the scariest part . I'm in the middle of Smackdown where it's windier.

I don't want to hear your voice right now. Hell yeah, I'll never do that again. That was the scariest thing I think I've ever done in my entire life. Yes, I am very. Grateful for this piece of land, although you don't even say "OMG", now we have to go to a red carpet test. I will see you there. I think this is the cool one. I guess we're done here after trying on dress after dress. After getting dressed at one in the morning I had finally missed it at the next stop, Billboard Music Awards. I was finally ready for the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada, but of course with my love you can't have an easy red carpet experience.

I have the strap. to my heel but the other one is missing so we're being sneaky this is so much fun the top is brandy the shoes are from home depot no charges yeah regardless of my stressful wardrobe malfunction i still do it I had an incredible time. the carpet living out all my wildest Kim Kardashian dreams those longest 30 seconds of my life oh my god the fans love me so after a fun night in Vegas I headed to Hawaii to rest and relax but my friends They literally never would. Allow me, so while I was on my flight back to California, Chad was busy doing this.

Hey guys, I'm chilling at Pearson's house right now and I needed my need help. Oh, okay, no, you're okay, you're okay, she's been. Joking around a lot recently, so it's time to get her back, let's do it right, sweetie, once again, what do you think we do that will do it right? Do you think she's okay, okay, let's do it in the meantime? I clearly remember getting my luggage out of my car turning the key to my house feeling so excited for the intimate night my pillow and I were going to have and now you can be on the beach forever it's your own beach it's two in the morning our cleaning ladies just got here I told you I'd get you back Chad, how many feedings did you have before this?

Four or five, yeah, how many people have you saved today? Honestly, too many to count, like I can't even, no, saving is just one of my passions, you know, like me. I've saved so many people, oh zero, that's my haul and to end the week, Lexi and I literally had nothing better to do than well, so much space on that forehead. Do you think this person has nice feet? No, sorry, does this person have? a big butt um I mean it's not as big as mine we are blessed with a big butt and a big forehead that's made in damn heaven does this person have big breasts the biggest oh maddie yeah Maddie, do we wish we had what you had, two planets?

But at least I've had my face in them before. Does this person like to dance and have fun? yes, does this person have any STDs? I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, would I kiss this person? Is this person over 40 years old? Yes, he is this person. Someone's father. David Hutchins. Yes, he is Jeremy's father. I'm over this stupid game. Me too. My food is cold. I have to go. Whose food is cold? Mine. If you have it. I hate you. You got it. so smart, the smartest person I've ever met, yeah, do you think I could blow your whistle?, yeah, why not?, oh my gosh, the berry treasure, the loot, the pirate's loot.