Eddie Murphy Makes His First Appearance | Carson Tonight Show

If you've watched Saturday Night Live in the last few months, you already know my next guest. He is. He has emerged as one of the brightest lights of that

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. Would you welcome Eddie? Murphy Eddie, thanks, shut up. I've been in um, oh, this is nice California here for about three days. If someone sees me walking, I have to explain that I have the same suit for three days because I like this suit. I bought it in the catalog and I enjoy it, it gives you those guys modeling clothes and catalog.

I never see those guys doing the same thing in a suit every time I put the suit on. I have to do this. I'll stay outside, standing in front, and someone will ever see them. Guys who model their underwear in these books and smile while doing this stand out. Did you notice that these guys never have any lumps? Would you ever notice that and that man standing in front of millions of people smiling? First of all, if they don't have balls, I wouldn't be modeling underneath. Secondly, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be smiling. I could be modeling like this.

You know, Johnny said something about buckwheat. Low earlier was talking about buckwheat and I made buckwheat. on my show, right, and the name buckwheat, I started thinking, right, I'm from a predominantly black family and I still haven't met a relative named Buck, we had had a cookout, you can't just walk out of the streets, we walked a little. I see how you know that. My name is Tom. What's yours? Right, Steinman, that's my brother Stymie there. I'm not leaving seeing your mother, brother, grab Farina, yes, buckwheat, Sam Freeman, you know, most people name every day, father, me, a friend with me at that father's favorite breakfast, we , Sam Freeman, my mom named everyone.

The kids go to Syria, man, I'm a little sister there, Hyundai and grated wheat, yeah, and those my twin brothers over there are crunchy and shaky, and that's my older little brother that day, a little slow and all the rest , his name is Special K that day. When my older sister approached the naming tricks, she then stood next to my older brother. The name of the homosexuals is Lucky Charms. I'm leaving show business and announcing that I'm becoming a Secret Service man. It's the truth because they don't have black people. Secret Service men and we would be better Secret Service men with white people, honestly because we are more threatening, we see that they have a different rhythm than us, we see someone who looks suspicious, we just walk over to the guy, tell him, jump, man, it crowds, sir. president, so I'm running for president because we haven't had any black president lately.

They have the way that someone black should run to be different. We have nothing to lose, it would be fun. I can't be worse than in the past. hundred years I thought why not take the risk, everyone is afraid to run because they know that even though it is 1982, it is still a risky business to be the

first

black president, you know, you have to give speeches like this, my countrymen, I don't know will maintain. Still, this is the black guy with his back turned. Hey, that's not funny. Oh, just kidding, I'm saying I'm not going to give up business.

I am having fun. I bought a new car recently. Anchor, say what kind of car this is, but an 82, two cars. Talk, did you know that anyone can buy a new car recently? Because, talking to you, if you leave the lights on the collar, you see the lights are on and that's bad, man. I'll leave the lights on on purpose when I take a girl out. I get out of the car. Kyle said lights. I say yes, but I booked my car at a black dealership, so we have a different pace. You leave the lights on in the car.

Say "Hey man, you left the lights on. I kept the lights on." Damn, you're blind and deaf, that's basically the only thing that changed. I still live in the same neighborhood with a new car and he is a tough guy, the other day I went in to call and put the key to start it in constant view. Madison my store your drums that's funny thank you go let me do this we'll be back in just a second here we go