£750 4X4 ADVENTURE SPECIAL

where it goes. Alex found out yesterday that he has a stereo as a convenience, so I'm going to undo his convenience. There we go, I'll disconnect the cable, we'll throw it in the trash and I. Hello everyone and welcome to Taylor's Cooking Show, today we're making 12 Yorkshire Puddings just for Alex and Rory. Okay, what I'm going to do is use Alex's exhaust manifold as a mixing bowl, so just a little bit of oh, that's good like that and then we'll put a little bit more in there as well add a little bit of Evian, obviously products from quality you don't want to use any cheap items here now I have chosen Free Range Yorkshire Eggs these are class A so they are proper quality again quality items yeah oh it's gone it's gone down a bit , but that should be fine, yeah, big time, oh yeah, oh yeah, and I'm going to bust this one out. in the downspout just so this one has more cookie and a little bit there and a little bit there add a little bit more water so it mixes well and then we should be good to go so thanks for watching Taylor's cooking school or whatever it is and I hope you've enjoyed learning how to make Yorkshire puddings, a very simple recipe and hopefully we'll all have a delicious lunch.

Did you eat a Yorkshire Dillon? But? I don't think we've forgotten you. oh, what did you buy me one? Yeah, really, yeah, oh man, we just made sure it was good, so oh, actually, that part that's good, are you done yet? No, no, it actually has parts of you that look horrible. like something you're putting out a dog bowl wow never that nice of you oh wow yeah it's a little cold anyway let's hit the road so we got back on the road to start a two hour drive to Avalanche Adventure, but it wasn't like that.

It took me a long time to realize that something wasn't quite right. I just open the door and I can smell burnt toast. I'm on my way out. I get out of the car. I can't smell burnt toast. I open the door. I smell burnt toast again, so I have a burning suspicion that there's egg, oh my god, it's everywhere. I have cooked them. Look, look, they've all expanded. Give me that smell. Why are you filming what happened? What happened? Well I do not know. Just um, well, are you ready for? go, yeah, turn on your radio, put Mariah Carey on the move, you gotta put in a radio code, take them with you, what have you done?

It was working, yeah anyway, enjoy your trip with your Yorkshire pudding on wheels and your radio, oh sorry. I'm not there again, I enjoy, no baby, an hour later, with nothing but my lonely thoughts and the smell of multiple burnt eggs to keep me company. We arrived at our final destination, very muddy, at which point, as you can see, Taylor and I have done. Go to Avalanche Adventure, this is the off-road playground we've all been waiting for and Taylor, this is also the last time you'll see your car driving under its own power, how do you feel about that taking down your car today? be like that that's negativity I don't appreciate my x-ray or Rod Stewart it's going to be okay where your sump is exposed where your snorkel is not attached great so what we're going to do is have a little uh Mosey I'll show you the lay of the land and then we'll play a little game I like to call, let's kill Taylor's x-trail today no, yeah, I won't take it, okay, it'll be okay, cool, okay.

Do it but don't kill my Rogers, right, okay, this is going to be okay, okay, sure, oh, I love this place, so this is what's going to happen. Alex has better ground clearance than me, so he will be able to take deeper hikes. and he won't bottom out as much, but he doesn't have much power, so he will have a hard time on the hills. Look at it. See, little Jimmy, yes, of course, this is all very, very easy, try to make it a little more difficult. For Taylor, shall we give her some beans? easy easy easy oh oh my fishing rods are coming off oh no, this feels absolutely unstoppable I'm Rod Stewart oh yeah, okay Taylor, the uh x-trail seems fine how's it going? we make it a little interesting, okay, what are you thinking?

Have you ever played cat and mouse? Yeah, I used to play at school, no, no, cat and mouse, not kiss Chase. Okay, how about you try to follow me for three minutes if you get five cars? further away from me than I've won, the cat or the mouse has won, yeah, and then we'll switch, okay, let's do it, the challenge is accepted, okay. I'll let you know so you can come in. I can't see, I can. I don't see, I can't see, oh I bet this is deep, oh my god, it made me go to the extra house.

Taylor did it. Go to the X Trail. I made it too. I can not believe it. Yes or no. I have lost power, my God, where is the sailor? Have I lost Taylor? I've lost it, yes dear, what happened? Are you okay Taylor? I think I have whiplash. I got up from my chair. I think I won. Did you have an accident? Yes Is it wrong? I don't want to look oh oh no, did I tell you or not that your license plate was going to come off? I think a little more than the license plate came off.

I didn't just mean the number. plate, but yeah, you did a great job thanks for ripping off the entire bumper. I really hope he's not okay, Roy, do you want to come with me and inspect Jimmy's damage? Because I mean, obviously, this is the worst car. So there's going to be some damage to Jimmy, which is, uh, oh, look, I want to be fair, my winch's a little wet, my license plate's still on, no, no, just, oh, don't damage my ex-trail , nobody will know. Leave it, oh, it's got a dent, just leave it. I'm going to have to take this to the body shop.

Well, at least you know one thing: your front bumper is not going to come loose. Plus, my car is faster than yours. The front falls off, okay, it was so fast, look aerodynamically, it couldn't keep up, so Taylor, I think it's fair to say it's a zero for uh, Jimmy, right, wow, I don't know because I had an accident. , so it was like that. It's not really fair, okay? Well, now it's the rods on the really good oh no oh no, can we start again? Do you know I'm a foot from your back bumper? I almost crashed into you.

What happened? Well, I got through that panel pretty quickly and the window was, uh, it's pretty open. Well I'm ready when you tell me, oh my God, he can't lose me, he can't lose me, oh what was that, oh my God, come on Taylor, the fucking CB radio, oh hell, well we didn't win , huh? win, I mean, it's done with you, I'm sorry, Taylor, when you're ready, we'll do the race. I would just like to say that this is completely standard, buy some tires and you can keep up with me with you Mr. Five Grands, where for the modifications, thanks.

A lot, a lot of steam comes out. I'm not surprised after what just happened there, so the chimney has won an off-roader like I knew it would and it proves that this car is just as good off-road as it is on the road wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait at no point today this is stuck or couldn't go anywhere it's already gone you crashed I crashed The ice was still moving I didn't do it I barely got stuck I didn't make it I stopped because the front fell off afterwards of my victory over Taylor and his x-trail.

Then I decided to take Rory for a ride on Jimmy, which went well, wow, which direction do you want to go? to guide us, okay, okay, oh my gosh, come on little Jimmy, yeah, I love this car so much and this just goes to show that you don't need a lot of power to have a lot of fun oh oh, I don't know. If I'll pass by here, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh God, the water is coming in, we're moving, no, no, we're sinking again. I haven't been through this. Hi Taylor, would you mind bringing the x-trail real quick? please Taylor Taylor please this is an emergency please I'm just combing my hair just give me a minute oh god I'm going to have to take out the winch this didn't go well that didn't go well oh god oh no come here come here this is very embarrassing, oh god, I'm about to lay in wait, have you seen your pedicles?

No, I haven't seen them in a while, okay, go to my jacket, can I borrow those shoes? Please, I'm going to try to dig my way out, look at this, everything here is already floating. I think I'm stuck, oh yeah, oh look how close I am. Try to see if you can get the cable out and then plug it into the back of my car. That winch was fine. No, it's stuck, oh, there it goes good, oh, can I just attach it to your tow bar? Come on, fireplace. I've seen bigger starters than that winch. It's out of gear.

Let's take a look at all those things apparently. We have to get them home oh no Alex, did you spill your chocolate shake there? Does anyone want a beer? You have ruined the kitchen and the living room. The most worrying part is that we have to get them home and I live two hours away, this is true, while my little chimney dries for seven days and seven nights, we will leave it there and accept that yes, my 750 pound chimney is better than your 750, no, no, it's just not because it's attached to that and that just took it out of there, yes, but without the winch there would have been no traction, but without the x-trail you wouldn't have gotten out, you had a accident, yeah, it was my fault, not the cars, so, yeah, we'll do it.

Leave it there, thank you very much for watching. I hope you enjoyed this 750lb 4x4

adventure

challenge. It has been very revealing. I love my Jimmy for some reason you love your rods better okay so yeah again thanks so much for watching thanks to vertical Carl for sponsoring this episode and I'll see you next time anyone got a gun ? I'm going home, I need it. I'm going to put on the front and go home. My chassis is full of water