Smoke #20 (94)

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signals this week we are going to start with wolf pack sports with Casey Martin what's up Wolfpack, this is Mr. Martin with your week? at Wolves, the girls athletic and wrestling team is still preparing for districts, tomorrow they will travel to Maryville, the boys basketball team lost a heartbreaking game to Stewartsville Osborne last Friday and this week they have been to the Hamilton tournament, they lost his first game against number one. Gallatin Bulldogs, but bounced back the next time to beat the South Harrison Bulldogs.

They will play Hamilton tonight in the Brack consolation tournament. The girls team had a big win over Stewartsville Osborne by 40. Last Friday night they are also in the Hamilton tournament and won their first. round game over the Gallatin Bulldogs by 13. Lost to the number one East Buchanan bulldogs and will now play the third place game on Saturday morning at 9am. against Lathrop go wolves. Thanks Martin, now on to the student interviews with Kelsey. Kelsey and this week I'm doing student interviews asking you what is your favorite smoke signal segment what is your favorite smoke signal segment what is your favorite smoke signal segment the commercial has to be my favorite smoke signal segment paper smoke signal segment commercial breaks take a trip paper smoke signal segment uh I like Daniel Lusher's show probably because it includes the teachers more than the others so I always like watching the teachers thank you Kelsey and now we are going to snow, it is beautiful with them after months of waiting in anticipation of winter.

It's finally here again snow has fallen all over the world including the small town of Tarkio although this season has had a shaky start it's in full swing now just look at how this vein covers the icicles drizzling in the background but the cold snow and weather make us instinctively seek shelter this little creature gave us a place to stay his house the friendly guy said it was for everyone to share he showed us where he lived we went back to the world where the old Pizza Hut collects snow in the building in front of Casey's glazed by a blanket of snow just like the rest of this beautiful city thank you foreigner, that was beautiful now we go to Tanner and Jarrett where they take over a classroom again, the outfit spread, yes I would do it like Could you give us the substitute application forms okay here they are there you go thanks thanks you're welcome these are a lot of papers bye thanks what do I have here oh wow substitute are you hired I need you things can take a breakdown here here we go well guys, I'm the new subscriber, Does anyone know how to do this, yeah, yeah, for today, just take a nap.

I'll come back tomorrow and we'll have some fun. I'm not going to do this math. I have questions for my teacher. Yes, that's five plus five. Yes, this is very difficult. The first day, I think that's too hard for those kids. Tomorrow I will do much better. Me too. man, this man, this, I can't do that, this is bad, okay, I'm back, what do you think? Okay, everyone stay calm, okay, I'm going to take a nap, feel free to do that too, your face, can I play on me? computer, oh, that's pretty good, Miss Taylor, yeah, after yesterday I decided I want Rigo, uh, can you come out?

Let me bring it up again, please, sure, okay, this time all right at me, guys, you do it much better. Oh, I get used to it. that you know it's okay, they're really going to take that out, huh, wouldn't it be a bumpy ride, now we're going to the place with Claire, where are you? Claire, hello smoke signals, I'm here in Hamilton, Missouri, well what are you? doing that, we're here playing a basketball tournament and we just won our first game and why is that so important? Hamilton is the home of James Cashpinning aka JCPenney so it's a big deal, why do you keep talking about it?

My dad likes. It bothers me because I played him in a wax museum in fourth grade and it won't let me forget that it reminds me of the time I walked a mile in someone else's shoes, here we go, thanks Claire for the information. about the horrible Hamilton tournament and, sorry about the shoe situation, well, now we're going to take a commercial break to let her recover from that, oh, this chair is like a really uncomfortable switch. Yeah, just try it, it might be better, softer wood or something. what happened, nothing, yeah, I guess you're just a chair guy, I'll say that, although on another note, this makes my head really sweaty.

I have like three layers here, really, yeah, my jacket here, here, this and an orthopedic napkin. Casey's packing, yeah, right there. There Danny, who are you? Who do you think? Dan Connor, you think you could trip me up, but no, but I gave you the napkins. I reversed the rolls. What were you supposed to do on the trip this time? No, how did you trip me? Do you remember? This morning when you got dressed there were already Casey's napkins in your hoodie, remember yeah, I mean there always are, I always carry them now, did you feel the crease in them?

Well, now that you say that, yes, yes, those weren't my napkins, no. try harder next time buddy no no what's wrong what's wrong you're acting like you're tied to a chair calm down Casey's napkins take a trip okay here we go fans posters and arrowheads by Tiffany McGinnis, levels, oh my god, okay, third. Third grade Valentine's Day is coming up, what are we supposed to do? Well, hey, third grade Valentine's Day is coming up, what are we supposed to do? They were once a ship that began to be seen in the name of the ship was the tea belly.

Whistler heart herbo dick down old man, blow me, bully boys, okay, so Pate is ground chicken liver with flavorings, this one has mushrooms, which are actually truffles, which are fancy French mushrooms and then we have double cream Brie and Brie is a French tribute, which is Rich in cheese, so we'll see if you like it, it looks very good and Gina, hi, I'm Gina Harbit and I would like to do a science fair. I have given students fires, if you are interested you can email me or see Mr. Jeter. Jeter has more details, okay, to make Gina's big idea for the science fair a reality, we are going to allow students to make presentations of less than three minutes that you will record, okay, they will be worth 25 points, they need to be pre-approved by me, okay, and Mr.

Mark, also groups of up to three and you will be transmitted with smoke signals. Hey, happy birthday, happy birthday, that commercial scared me a little. I'll be honest, now with Ian he does things, I hope he doesn't too. Strange this time, how many times have I told you that Macbeth is one of the greatest works of literature in the English language? learn how many times I've told you that you're the only person who cares about that play how many times I've told you that Put away that Frisbee and stop playing with it in class, here to catch it.

Well, it's good that Claire and Ian are here. What did you just do? We can fix it. That has attracted something good in my life. What did you just do? We can fix it, come on. I think it looks pretty good. I'm pretty sure Lionel didn't have a mustache. Tanner. I swear he's had one several times. See what you did to Lloyd? I didn't spell his name wrong. I'm telling you what you've done, Claire. I helped fix it, guys, good morning Martin, good morning Ian, have a good night, yes, no, no, who did that, this is a disgrace, who did this, what Martin, did you do, no, foreigner, What's wrong, it's the Whiteboard family, they're gone forever. they chased him away he's gone no he's not gone forever it's in your heart to bring him back it had to be done thank you Ian uh now let's go make Dan uncomfortable it shouldn't be too hard for him uh hey do you mind if I sit down yeah sure which is cool, although yeah, you know, I actually had to put my dog ​​inside last night.

He is an outside dog. Normally I'm from outside, but since it's so cold, I hate dogs. Hey, do you mind if I sit here? Yes, he sure is a little cold. recently, yeah, yeah, you know, it makes me sad because I think about all the cats that are in shelters this time of year. In fact, I adopt like adopt cats, oh my God, oh, yes, yes, I like it. Do you see the Chiefs? like Kansas City I don't really watch football hey do you mind if I sit down yeah right thanks it's a little cold this time of year yeah you know it makes me sad about all those cats and shelters this time of year yeah , I love cats.

Really, yes, I actually have the same thing, I actually adopt cats from shelters, they are very cute and I try to give them a good home, but my neighbor plays football at full volume on the TV. I hate that hate that really looks at me too, but I see that you have an Eminem shirt like you sweet as evidence sweet so yeah, I mean I like rap, yeah, I love what's your favorite song too, really, my favorite without me, really, yeah, like my friends, like they used to call me Slim Shady, yeah, I'm Real Slim Shady I love that song, yeah, it's a good song, you know, do you ever count your shoulders.

I'll show you, excuse me, one, two, three, I'm sorry, we have a lot in common, yeah, you know, we should put this out sometime. to date I have a boyfriend, thanks Dan, you almost had him that time and now we are going to bring back, without anyone demanding it, tin foil men, thanks, what's wrong with him? Well, from the looks of it, it looks like his iron and blood has turned into aluminum foil and is taking over his body. The last case we had of this he went rogue and was never heard from again. I don't think we can.

I'm really sorry. I couldn't help but notice. here someone will be coming soon, yes it is, we have a new treatment we have been developing but it will take a few months of waiting, it will actually cure him, yes ok you will go with this big scary man ok wow this guy has been here. for 27 years that's a long time you gotta feel bad for him you're almost kidding he's a weirdo yeah he spent his whole life in a cell well he wouldn't cooperate so this is what he gets hey okay Listen, why not? he's moving I don't know, he's done this for the last couple hey, they say you stink Tower oh no, you're not a scary guy get up, let's go abroad a poor guy from a young age never had a chance, that's just just a tear it's not real it's not real what do you mean it's not real hey I'm sorry I'm sorry now let's go to the interns the first installment of the intern theater we have three beautiful interns in the back and they've all created a piece for I don't know I guess they'll audition for smoke signals the magic show the movie the highway let's roll it out today I'll do a bunch of magic tricks the first one I'll make this highlighter disappear Now if you look closely, it's very bright and orange, but suddenly hey, hey, it's good.

Now for this next trick, I call it the double. We will turn these 10 cards into 20. Now look very closely, thanks for looking, come back below. time and for now Riverdale is what a great movie. I can't wait to see the sequel next year. I heard it's pretty bright when you open these doors, but there's no way it can be like that, bro, okay, see you guys, make sure. look at both voices across the hall walker they're just kids okay welcome back so class what do we think interns are for that? And that was, uh, that was the smoke signal episode this week, oh, that was good, see you next week. hour and that's it, I'm here with Lincoln, I hope, what do you have to say, a successful smoke, yes, it was, yes, I'm coming.

I feel like I've been here with us for a long time. It's time for them to go. So what is that? Make a face, then okay, sorry, sorry, that's definitely the old me. Sorry, you know I had to put my video up, you can't do it, yeah, foreigner. This week's smoke signal episode was bad, yes.