I Spent 50 Hours In World's Smallest Car

This is the

smallest

car in the

world

and we are at the bottom of the UK. Now I can't leave this car until we get to the top. I have 50

hours

to get there from now and we leave now. I'm going to be alone on this journey. Look, my friends James and Mikey are coming too, but in the biggest car in the

world

it's not bad. Look at this, I'll fit in perfectly, oh my God, in case I don't. I can't make it on time or take a step out of this vehicle, these lots make 10,000 pounds oh my god that's so small it only has three wheels oh my god here we go now the size of the task ahead of me here it is huge. so big no one has ever done it before apart from one guy the brakes are scary they're only that big you know this guy alex now alex was full of confidence for our trip there is no health and safety in this car there is no air bag no seat belt, the steering stick is like a spear pointing straight at your heart, so if you were to have a head on collision, you would be impaled, so you have to be very careful, you know, no matter how bad that this could be.

At least it's not a 50 hour car ride with james marriott that guy is the one who's really suffering do you have any music on there? well no james but i would really love to sub please just upload mate there isn't great internet here in cornwall. We're still in Cornwall in case you want proof that we're not, we're not faking this, oh it was fine, it's fine, it works, just stop, clean up, but what if we need it? You know what I mean? oh, oh, what's going on here he's dead, come on, car, don't die like that, what happened, he drowned, he drowned, money, money, money, he just died, he just lost energy, I'll be on it, what's up doing.

We have air conditioning, that's good, sometimes I don't have the engine right, don't worry, the fire will keep you warm, it's raining, it doesn't help much, okay, my friends, we are six and a quarter

hours

away, we have a cabin in the hotel tonight and I have to get to that hotel right now, uh, if you haven't met yet during the course of our trip, while I live in squalor, these two will live like kings, oh, it smells fantastic, regards, oh yes , can you even make a decision? Regards, James, how much have you drunk? James wasn't drinking, so my hat is that we just had the most incredible seven course meals.

I just stopped outside at a 24-hour McDonald's at a 24-hour McDonald's, that's closed, man, my legs, my butt. I can't feel my ass when was the last time you ate oh like six hours ago you must be a little bitter although tomorrow morning we will give you our our state of Hebrews shut up you have huge teeth you idiot oh Look out Prince Harry had a few drinks and Now he thinks it's weird. So the boys headed off to the five star hotel that had been booked for them, something that had set the slim bank account back a few thousand pounds, so that's a bit nice. in it oh geez I'm slapped it's nice to stretch my legs after a long car ride now to the five star hotel so obviously you know I would ask them to fill out their reaction to the police you know so we have some content, this is what we got, yeah guys, it's me, the old spotted hen, look, there's me, look at this casey, good stat, there he is, he just got a little prettier, isn't he?

So? What happened to him doesn't seem like a caveman anymore. I'm in the bathroom and I could spin. I could run. Look at all these pillows. I have like 16 pillows. There is some modern art here. Wow, I'm going to wank now while all this. was happening I finally got to the hotel parking lot and started getting ready for my first night hello okay my humble mode I'm actually not as repressed as I thought I would be at this point it's my butt I can't feel my butt I think leaving the open door is not cheating. I can't step foot out of the car.

I'm still in the car. We would agree. I'm in the car. I agree. This is fair. I can sleep like this, but. Are you ready to be truly impressed? Look at this aspect. It's you. The hotel staff has no idea I'm here, but they're probably right. I'm parked far from the building and I'm small. I'm literally in a can. Can I think that this is the first 15 hours? Oh, it's a dock. You make noise in this timeline anyway. I see you tomorrow. Good morning, how was your night? How was my night? Yes, February, could fit. You know, 16 people in my room potentially you know what it is it really hasn't been that bad you're a liar stretch it out a bit that didn't help at all now after enduring an incredibly long first day my ears felt it and uh the team here at will, any industry said I could have a couple of items to make my life easier, but if I wanted them, I'd have to complete a challenge first, and I was well prepared for both.

I love the car though, come on, thingy, yeah. is still alive anyway, we have to go in again and leave and we end up at a place called Donington Park where we are going to do a real life versus virtual lap challenge, now the team obviously wouldn't let me set the I was in the one myself. simulator and said they had hired a secret driver. Well, who is it then? Hello, am I the mystery driver? He sure is the best of our era please Craig 57 I need to keep 57 here please him. Definitely my hero, but I know I need to open the corner with a little nicer beauty by cutting off the apexes, so just seeing his dedication and how fast he was was just amazing and gave me a lot of motivation and a role model for myself. nailed race get to the line hello my friend where is james where is james is he taking a nap i'm here yeah to tell you your lap time okay start with a three oh and then we move on to the next number yeah it's a four three minutes and 47 seconds It's a real shame, so anyway look, we just kept going without hearing protectors or talking to keep going for the rest of this trip.

I headed back to the hotel to get James out of bed and try to fix him up. a deal for double the prize money if we could shorten the finish line to my home town of Whitley Bay. Good morning James, how are we this morning? How come he's in this little car and you're in the cult? Then I heard you were considering a deal, I heard rumors of double or nothing for Newcastle Mikey, it helps if you point the camera at us Newcastle double or nothing and then once again we went our separate ways, the boys headed for tea late and I went to get my own lunch, so how did you sleep?

I slept well, there wasn't much. I got up pretty early. I walked by the stream this morning. Why did I wake up in the morning feeling like I had to pee after leaving you? I went to my room. I

spent

about half an hour talking to the camera about the wheels, huge teeth, hello catherine, please order a large Mac, please, alone and then one more large Mac, please, hello, okay, we're leaving today, it's OK, it's OK. Yourself, hello, why are you laughing for now? Look well, this car has many disadvantages, it doesn't have seat belts, it doesn't have air conditioning and it could work.

A 17-year-old bar gave us a run for our money when it comes to getting the attention of weirdo old guys. I'm going to be on all my ex-military websites now, but I was starting to really like it. What makes you happiest about not being in a small car 24/7? Probably the sandwiches that are about to arrive. Wow, hello, what's on in the afternoon? tea I'm having a good coffee some chocolate balls some sandwiches where we are in york with strawberry far from you okay come on I feel like I could slide downhill very fast this thing has wheels do you ever do them in the see who massages the masseuse, This is the same as cooking oil, yeah, that's good, I bet it's hello, you're here, you're going to get rid of us so easily, why do we let him have Newcastle?

He's not a serious guy. How is our team doing our team was good I always find it is a success this afternoon you are also in a small car and you are complaining could you give me a push, push? I can't go back, look, she said. to push it, push it, oh for love that's the way it's going let's see there you go yeah okay see you later welcome hold on great we're ready to go home for the night the hotel has no idea we will stay. and we have to be quiet because if they say we have to leave they can't ask me to try to find another place but we're already finishing, what is this?

OMG hello, do you know what spirits are okay? I can't open it, but thank you, have a good drink now. At this point I started to get the feeling that I was being watched and it turned out I wasn't alone there and the security guard had started patrolling the Garage and I knew that if he found us we would have nowhere to sleep that night. Hello, standard, any viewer currently it will be around seven in the morning and what I have decided to do is get up early and go see if Will was really there. in that car so this morning we're going to make some money there's no way I'm in that car oh my gosh tomorrow how are we doing this morning oh my gosh what time is it?

It's around seven in the morning, oh why? Did you close the door and it's just stuck? Will you come down as soon as possible? Please, yes, you are surely locked up. Yes, please come quickly. Hello, this is the key, don't force it, although to break it, can you try the keys? in case it was Mikey you're a donut okay last day okay my friends now we're leaving York and we've got four hours to get to Newcastle which normally would be a long time not on this though I can't afford to do that. collapse or like another guys just a couple of stretches that will get me going that's so much better oh christ come on man here we go come on that's what we can do please could you stretch me?

Mikey, oh, that's right, yeah. Yes, oh the bird, I'm going to kill it, why is it snowing? It's April, I don't know if you heard the weather forecast right, but apparently it's going to snow today, look at the state of these people running all over the gap, okay, update We've put the car in this it's unreal, honestly I'm pretty hot here just because you're numb. With two hours to go, we realized this was about to be very close and sent the guys ahead to the finish line. In case he didn't make it, at least someone was able to appreciate the true beauty of the North East games.

We arrive at the lighthouse. Incredible. It has been a pleasant trip. We did it. My nipples are downright hard. Come on. clouds and our intention to leave. I just received a fantastic text message. I'm going to have to break this great news to James Marriott. So they're an hour away. How long have they been there? They have 55 minutes left. That's the bridge yes, here we go, we are very close, about to reach the coast, what a beautiful city, this trip has been the longest trip ever lasting 50 hours and it is being reduced to minutes, that is a bad planning, that's what you have to see.

At that point, James, look please, five and a half minutes, right, mate, yeah, you can see that, let's see, I can see the scene, I don't want to say it's in the proverbial bag, but the proverbial bag is getting ready. for action, James, let's get going. two minutes let me get it one minute hold it down a little bit oh no it worked is that tim are you kidding me? oh god this has survived 50 hours in the world's

smallest

car please subscribe I'll see you later bye.