Johnny Depp and Ricky Gervais

Every other day I see you guys, it seems like it, did you meet before John? This is Stephen. Hello, it's okay. Nice to meet you and Ricky. In fact, I remember it from the Golden Globes. Hello, yes. How's it going? I'm fine. another movie that's going to make a lot of money, probably a lot more money than any good movie you've ever made and you, yeah, just write, write and direct all my own stuff, how cool for you, that must be cool, you know? I'm working with a great director right now, a guy called Tim Burton, have you ever heard of him?

Of course, yes, the film itself is really brilliant and I am playing a very interesting character. Do you have any idea who my main character is in this? movie in the movie jamberry um yeah, having a passive carter how did you know to stab in the dark? She thinks you're an idiot I'm sorry I've only had someone offend you What do you mean tear me down in front of 200 million? people at the golden globes it was a while ago there were jokes,

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, not me, oh, they were jokes, yes, you like jokes, yes, well, because I actually met up with some friends after the awards and we wrote some jokes About you, I love you. know this and I'm going to carry this with you for the rest of your days no one makes fun of tim allen under my watch and gets away with it don't say anything just keep that in you okay here are my jokes what's nastier than jokes

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his teeth why people instantly dislike picking your face because it saves time why

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made an audiobook series so the blind could hate him too now this is from angelina tell ricky gervais brad and i have a photo his on the mantelpiece because it keeps the kids away from the fire and why Ricochet isn't very circumcised because there's no end to that idiot.

Did you leave Twitter recently? Well, about two years ago, you left Twitter? Yeah, sure, yeah, and you didn't leave it because it's only 140 characters long? Well, the joke I made at the time was that I'm so verbose that I can't say everything in 140 letters, sorry, make the joke. I heard Ricky Gervais left Twitter. recently because he only has 140 characters, well that's 139 more characters than he ever thought of. A good joke, I mean, telling it took as long as Pirates of the Caribbean Three, but yeah, good job, you're laughing, wouldn't I believe you? You laughed, what are you doing now, you distant pirates?

It's really a good movie, but it's a little long, so you figured it out. People love that movie. Do you know what happens to you. Come on, seriously. I mean, why do you mess with movie stars. What have I done wrong? I'm trying to express myself, man, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm trying to help people try to bring joy to the masses, right? More ah, these Hollywood stars move me a lot about it.