Rings Of Power | What Is The Show's BIGGEST Sin?| Episode 5 review

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episode

of Rings of

power

went and I thought they gave you the obligatory generic opening speech of every YouTuber, well, I plan on doing it, but not today anyway. you're here for the

review

so let's get to it and thank you for sponsoring this video, did you sign a sponsorship without my consent?

Yes, I signed it with my amazing and beautiful subscribers and my future subscribers, of course, now without further ado, let's give you the meat and give it to Euro. The

episode

begins with the worst community of all time that was scientifically designed to consume screen time doing nothing at all and they are crazy with horror they have been traveling for weeks, months I'm not sure about that because they surely traveled a long distance and also they move as fast as the plot of this

show

, all this while singing a horrible song with a montage. You know the old saying: the

show

is the passage of time.

I need a montage anyway, they're being followed by wolves and they're running out of food, why does everyone. There's no food in this show, but the old witch has a brilliant idea, take her wheels and leave them? What a nice group of people you know, these are supposed to be the ancestors of the hobbits, the pacifist, silly, happy hobbits. , if the runners on this show had taken their heads out of their asses for a second, they would realize that this is not a good group for diversity and representation. Hell, even a horrible human being like me, even I don't want to be represented in a group of six children anyway, are attacked by Wolves, except Gandalf shows up and saves them, injuring himself in the process, now the logical thing to do is to put him some ice in the middle of freezing his own hand, Frodo puts his hand and it gets trapped in the ice, now she is afraid of him because he knocked her back, but Gandalf was in a trance state and why was he trying to stop him ?

He, well, there's one unbreakable rule on this show, my son, she's always right, oh, by the way, Eminem has a cameo in this episode, she just stands there and watches things, now look, I know I I'm skipping events, but I'm trying to discuss this plot at a time, forward the elf bingen Stark tells us for the millionth time that the Orcs don't like the sun and that the tunnels in quotes are ready, so the elephant Stark prepares his legions for the coming war and maintains this war. In mind, let's say I have a lot to say about this war towards the end and I think you want to hear

what

I have to say.

On the other end of the war, the single mother boss was about to gather the men that I could give some words to move the soul and burn the blood um and I thought that they are not going to fight with you, they are going to fight for you, but the old man says that everyone is going to die and he leaves and takes half of the people with him but once who arrive at Elfen Stark's Camp the old man promises his service to Sauron but Elven Stark responds violently because he assumed his pronouns because he is not Sauron now that Elfin Stark has his army he is marching towards the tower where Single Mom now wants to surrender because they can't fight, but on air the legal department has a different opinion because Smeagol showed him the precious one he showed him Sauron's sword, so Legalus sticks his hand up his ass and pulls an explanation off screen. of course in light of this new information they now have to fight or they could just leave and move further west, stupid idiots why are you so hell bent on being in the tower?

It's not like they're obligated to be there. I know why because the the show wants the battle to be there well, well look who put on the fancy pants, well I have a gift for you, open your hand,

what

are you doing, fool? I'm in your head, I'm not even real, you really thought I was. I'm going to give you something actually I'm going to give you something here take this anyway the elves invited Duren to dinner and now we know why Gilglad sent Elrond wait, didn't we? El Rondo suggested going to Hazard Doom, well it's a good thing you remembered because whoever it is. wrote the script, it doesn't turn out that Gilgalad is behind another McGuffin myth, Israel, because a tree is dying and the elves will die with it, but he has a question of his own: how did they get this dwarven sacred stone for that table?

Now Gilgalad is here. was smart enough to have some sense and offered to return the table as a sign of respect, but don't get carried away and think that this is to increase the tension, the scene will be ridiculed in a minute, but Duren refuses to recognize the existence of mithril then gilgalad needs to ask elorond and elrond cannot confirm or deny because he was sworn to secrecy and let's stop here for a moment if you were a person with an IQ in the high single digits you would understand that dwarves If you don't believe me, think of a case where the CIA had to respond to something, but Gil Galadi doesn't get the response that they found the mithril, so Joe Biden and Kelly Brimborg are going to convince him to break his oath and save. of his kind and, oh my God, he broke into my grandmother's closet, but Elrond refuses while he gives him Mithra to kill a brambor.

That you just broke your anger, you stupid plank of wood, but you are as dumb as the person who wrote to you, oh my God? Anyway, I'm losing IQ here every second, Elrond decides to break his oath even though he already broke it, but he has to face his friend Duran. Give me the meat and give it to me. I have to admit this scene made me laugh, it was just what I mean with the looks, the way they smile at each other, the way they talk, OMG this show will live forever in memes and it will last. but not least in numenor, they are heading to war, didn't they show us that in the last episode?

Yes, and they are about to do it again, but some new Minorians don't want to fight, even as one of my subscribers said. shisildor and mini farazon then she tells him to convince his nationalist dad to stop the war, but farazon has a different opinion and wants to support Hal Brand to recover his kingdom, then he will be in debt to numenor, therefore they will have trade tributes, etc and if that sounds logical to you, then it is, but no, let's try to paint him as the bad orange man, but that pharaoh didn't do anything wrong, in fact, he is the only one who uses his flesh correctly, I mean his thinking flesh, he uses his brain, but his son is not convinced, so he goes to burn the ships to stop the war.

How do you think for a second that this is a good move, at least this is treason and you're just burning a ship? while he's at it, Isildur hides on the ship to hide, well that's convenient, so they fight and the ship is on fire. Many times he knocks himself out in the process like an idiot, so Isildur drags him to shore and wouldn't you know it? Dario Lindiel is there, well that's convenient again, but Isildur tells him that he was fishing or something. Fountain, trust me brother or just me dad, as for Karen, the world's favorite, she is training the Numenorians how to fight.

Now call me crazy, but Galadriel is no Jon. Snow Ragnar Lothbrok, bibbenberg utrativo, and Neo got together, so they created a choppy fight scene that was not intentionally done to hide the specialist's face, after that, the Queen's father warns her about the darkness and she wants to make sure. that Lord Halbrand is on board for the coming war, which is not the case because he needs to argue with Galadriel just like the real Gandalf and the real aronde argued with Aragorn about how he should step forward and the episode ends with the headed Numenorians. to war again with three ships and 500 men now, as a normal human being, you would think that Numenor is the prosperous nation that it is and the fact that they fought Morgoth in the prologue of this show, it would be reasonable to think that you are a force to take into account and at least it has a decent name.

Navy, not three ships, and how are you going to go to war with 500 men? Even I have around 500 personalities inside me and why are rookies or cadets sending them? or trainees, you gave me all this information, you included all this information in your program. I didn't read the books. I don't claim to be an expert on the history of The Lord of the Rings, this is your fault. Now there's a lot to unpack, but what you need to know is that this is the worst episode or at least the worst episode, but we're back exactly where we left off.

The plot does not move. The action scenes are horrible and it feels. since the runners of this show were making it up as they went along, let's take an example of the war this whole season is about, there are three factions about to fight Elfin Stark and his Orcs against the single mother boss and the legalist of discounts which, by the way, they don't They don't have to fight because they can pack up and leave any time they want, apart from the faction we spent most of our time with with Galadriel Hal Brand and the Numenorians.

Has it occurred to you, dear viewer, that the Numenorian army is about to wage war? They have no idea what is about to happen, they are doing everything because Karen told them to do it, so they are on a distant island, far from the mainland, even Karen herself doesn't know that there is a war about to happen and where is. Gilgalat of all this, how come she doesn't realize this? I mean, he has a platoon or a regiment whatever you want to call it, it was wiped out, they were captured and killed by the Orcs, weren't they supposed to retreat, the great King?

The Elves just forget about large portions of their troops like this, all right kids, open page 420 of your books, ha ha, the word we're going to learn today is artificial, this is exactly what this season was, nothing it feels natural, everything happens because we need the The next thing that happens is not a logical chain of events that lead to each other and in my opinion this is the

biggest

sin of this show. Wow, have you convinced me that you're making some solid arguments? I know it or I know it, because what do I do? I know I'm just a schizophrenic who occasionally breaks the peace.