Kevin Hart Pre-Bullies His Own Kids | CONAN on TBS

I have two children, you have two children, that's right, how old are your children? My children are seven and four. My daughter just turned seven. Well, I just brought it. I mentioned this on the show before. I mentioned that I in my perfect world. I don't even want my

kids

to know that I'm a comedian or that I'm on TV. You know, I just like that. They wouldn't even know that. And you? Do your children know that you are a comedian? They must uh. No, first of all, my

kids

know that I'm a big deal, uh, that's right, they're both aware, very, they're very aware.

I let them know every day. I say, look, dad is a big deal. I don't have to do this. I don't have that's your version of the conversation with your kids come here sit down I'm a big deal uh no you know what man my kids are uh they're very Do you know I talk to them they know I'm? a comedian um, it's funny because they understand it like they've been to my shows, so they understand that dad's job is to make people laugh, they literally get it, and my daughter, my daughter, she doesn't think it's funny, even though she does. she doesn't your daughter doesn't think you're funny I swear my daughter doesn't think I'm funny literally she challenges me like dad I don't really I don't think you're funny I saw you on TV I didn't laugh and said I'm funny baby literally , I argue as if you were laughing.

In fact, I've argued like you, you have no idea how funny Dad is, like me. It was like Dad, I'll do something now and I can kill you with jokes, like I will. I'll make you laugh, she said, okay, we'll do it, so I said, "You want me to act because I." She said yes? I said she was fine. I said introduce myself so you know she acted like she brought me on stage and I hit her with a bit like a good one, as you know, one of my best. I told him: what to do?

They say about this and I hit her with it and she said, "No, I don't like it." I said, "She's okay, so you want the good stuff," so I hit her with another one and she really booed me. your daughter boo she gave me three childish boos like Boo Boo and even though she's a girl I got like mad and I swear you know exactly what you're talking about I got mad like she was sitting in her little chair and like her legs weren't sturdy , then I kicked her and she fell. That's something you have to do.

You know, that's just good parenting. I think it would be cool to do it in comedy clubs and also get him to do it. rickety chairs, so kick them out, kick them out, they don't like it, right? I'm big on that like my kids have big heads. I tell them every day as a friend, your heads are huge like it's disgusting like it's so disgusting how this is what I say before anyone else sees that's part of my upbringing, I'm preparing my kids where other people are going to say: you're not going to hit my kids with something and they're going to react because they've heard it all from me, there's nothing you can say, there's nothing like sometimes my son doesn't bathe I'm like a friend you're dirty like he's disgusting he is like what I was like H they are going to call you dirty he is like well that's one thing but saying that they have giant heads is the truth it is it is the truth that is so true it is what it is what is known like prebul that's what it is but I'm I'm preparing you for the real idea of ​​someone bullying you is look don't judge what I do in my house I'm a big deal okay so at the end of the day I do what I want to do , man.