Big Fat Quiz Of The Year 2018 (Full Episode) | Absolute Jokes

like, I mean weddings, um, I asked you why the footballer Peter Crouch sent out a tweet saying ah the old apple picking routine she's going through my repertoire on this trip what did you put on eh Theresa May dancing should we treat ourselves to a little lovely look oh my god you know when people use that phrase they say oh dance like there's no one watching yeah that's it What it looks like is more like I think the funniest thing about this if you go back is that this guy must be like his boss security and has faces like What are you doing?

Man, how does he look at it? What was your response? The Fairy by Noel Richards Grimm. I count because you didn't write anything so just points well done well done okay um next I ask you what Marky Mark put on Instagram in September that was described as crazy, what was Haley's schedule, her schedule , yes, yes, and what did he do. You give Richard his daily exercise routine, which is, we have it here, it's 2:30 a.m. m., wake-up prayer time, breakfast, workout, post-workout, shower, golf snack, cry chamber snack, family time, lunch meetings, snack, snack, workout, shower, dinner, bedtime , 7 30. look 9 30. recovery of the cryogenic chamber which is quite futuristic and then 10 30. snap, it's so strange how he plays golf for half an hour why he starts a training specifically in 3 40. what a tool 3 15 340 training and then a post-workout meal at 5:30.

Everyone is either asleep alone or eating barbecue at Madison's school and they have to have dinner with him because he goes to bed at 7:30. Oh, that's ridiculous, if he squeezed in from eight to eleven, he could take his kids to school, yeah, because he just eats snacks and freezes during that time so he can easily go to school. Oh, I'm sorry, I can't leave school. I'm frozen, I'm frozen holding a KitKat. Well, points on that. I wanted to know how Stormy Daniels described Donald Trump's penis. I didn't look, what have you chosen? Michelle, you chose a little inspired, we didn't know we wrote little Donald, was it disappointing?

The light of a mushroom-shaped mushroom is the correct answer she described. Donald Trump's penis like he's the mushroom character from Mario Kart Charles Dance read an excerpt from a book by a celebrity whose book Gary's face Scary Spice you liked uh Claudia Mo, that's not right, but I read a segment and She wasn't the only person I could think of, either. Sally Field, I think she won the Oscar, she's written an extraordinary book about her childhood and about having clean panties. An extraordinary book about someone's childhood that I really don't care about. I centered, uh, Richard Noll, we put Lily Allen Lily Allen published a book that was very good, but I'm afraid it's none of those.

Let's go back to Charles Dance for the answer, which was an extract from Gemma Collins' GC on how to be a diva. I'm never going to get this candy, who's Gemma Collins in? um The Only Way is Essex um what am I talking about the Gemma Collins meme now? Have you ever seen the Gemma Collins meme exactly no one uses the meme so someone likes it? she'll write like when everything goes, everything goes wrong and there's a guy like General Coin, she has like a drink and says: I just want to be me. I'm not going to get involved, you know what I mean, enjoy, you haven't seen it.

Not that, no, I love you, I like your impression of Gemma Collins, although what is it? Oh, thank you, regards, yes, it is something popular with the younger ones. Okay, now it's time to welcome a special guest. He is the mayor of Sheffield Majid Majid Wisconsin. uh this is some amazing shine you got it's made in solid 1857 gold can I yeah yeah yeah oh check it out man you're dripping I love it um now you've become mayor of Sheffield this

year

, yes, this

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may be good. amazing inauguration ceremony I think you played two pieces of music at your inauguration yes I played two pieces of music so the first one was I think we have an art queue yes it was Superman they were great these guys and then when they were actually inaugurated everyone they came in they stood up and played The Imperial March Sheffield is going places because of this guy first you have a question what's your question yes in July I announced I would ban Donald Trump from coming to Sheffield and described it as a waste but In November , Donald Trump was unable to attend a World War I commemoration event in France.

Why what was the reason given? You, as mayor, drive one of those flag cars around Sheffield. I have a driver who takes me. Now see, do you wear the gold chain all the time when I'm in bed? Shower, everything that doesn't come out, yeah, good for you, yeah, okay, okay, so we all have the answers. Okay, so the reason why Donald Trump doesn't spin is given. at a World War I Memorial because it was raining, but then we wondered if there was traffic too, what about Claudia Mo? he said, but the weather was bad, it was raining, it's fine, and Richard Noll has no humanity. wind and someone tried to put his penis in a tortilla, so the answer is true.

I didn't try it due to bad weather. He was raining, so he didn't show up at the World War I Memorial. That guy is a waste, so let's take a look. and see what that has done to the scores Richard and Noel hanging in there with 16. David and Michelle 24 Claudia and mo 27. Majid, welcome back to the final part of the big

quiz

of

2018

, this next round is all about the points conversation starters and Coldest Moments that define

2018

. Kleenex announced it would no longer make human-sized tissues, so that's great news. Old Sock, you're back in business in October, a man tried to steal the Magna Carta from Salisbury Cathedral, although to be fair, it's not even the third worst thing to happen in Salisbury this year, okay, one last series of questions for you, why did CCTV footage of an alleged thief in Blackpool make headlines around the world in October?

Yes, okay, next it's over to the lovely Emma Willis who has a question for Hi Jimmy, my question is about dancing. A dance craze went viral this year due to its inclusion in the game Fortnight and was even banned from a UK school. Can your teams remember what it was like? You get a point if you can do the dance, you get a point if you can dance if you can demonstrate the dance instead of writing it down. I'll accept that. Why did an ad for a Mother's Day afternoon cream tea cause controversy in March? Who let the seagull into the room? question, is Made in Chelsea exaggerated Hi Jimmy, it's like most of us.

I love a bargain, but this year one cell particularly caught my attention, an iconic piece of art supposedly increased in value by between 50 and 100 within minutes of being sold at auction. Because? oh dear Piers Morgan attracted more criticism than usual this year when he mocked Daniel Craig on Twitter using the hashtag castrated Bond what was he criticizing? Yes, it's time for some answers. I want to know why suspect Robert in Blackpool made headlines around the world. what did you put he looked like David swimmer ah, okay audiomo and Richard no, I just put Jimmy's turn, okay, so points, points, no points, let's take a look at him, that's the alleged thief and then we have David. trimmer, well, I mean bless him when I made a little movie in New York, we met for lunch, you know, David and I went to New York this year.

I'm not 100 sure you did it, I think you might have met that other one. man, no, seriously, seriously, because he got kind of interested, he came to a big Nazi show and then I told someone like, look, I'm going to New York next week, um and he's like, you know it's a nice guy and he's like yeah right like when you come over let's go to lunch and like I'm not going to text him. Send him a text, you're not going to respond and in the air we just had lunch. Yes, yes, it's incredible, you have become a friend of a friend. yeah ok Emma Willis asked you what prom craze went viral this year a demo please MO or I mean your credibility is gone now what you know about flossing all the time I was thinking, I know why Theresa May did it, someone said like us.

I'll give you points I think points, points, no points, okay. I asked you why a Mother's Day cream tea ad causes controversy. What do you have? Incest stands out. We were close again. Did you understand David Michelle? They look like tits. They look like tits. I mean, you need to see a doctor right now, you need to go right now and see a doctor, however, whatever gets me out of here, uh, Claudia Mo, I think you got it, I think there was a debate about what goes first, cream or jam, uh. The offending image reignited the debate between Cornwall and Devon over whether cream or jam should be on top, so Made in Chelsea's Tarth wanted to know, she wanted to know, he didn't want to know, sorry Mo, are you aware that you?

You are not watching this show. You are in this program. I wanted to know why a work of art increases in value by at least 50 when the hammer fell at auction. What did you think that was when Banksy's painting shattered? Ah, that's the correct answer, then. You have it too, yes you have it too, let's take a look. Well, I asked you why Piers Morgan criticized Daniel Craig. What did you put in Laura Papoose some? A small baby carrier. Well, that's 61. Here's Daniel Craig wearing some. baby carrier okay and uh Claudia Mo baby carrier we wrote pretty well finally it's time for the big question and as a salute to the late great Stanley we have a very special guest in the basket ladies and gentlemen please give a big welcome to Thor Black Widow Spiderman Black Panther and the Incredible Alien Hulk yeah I'm definitely starting to freak out now well all these guys have had a huge year at the box office, half of the top 10 grossing movies in the world had Marvel characters, but how? well, do you know them? or all I want you to do is write their real name.

Oh, now, okay, two points for each correct answer. We have Thor, Black Widow, Spiderman, Black Panther and the Incredible Hulk. I want their real names. Yes, Superman it is. Clark Kent, yeah, could I chat with the Hulk inside? You can't chat with him, he can't talk. Look at it, don't try to stare at me with your breasts. Make it move. I just wrote down some names. I, yeah, Michelle also made we're ready to go, well, let's take a look and see what you've got, so what did you put in for Thor? Theodore Roosevelt laughs. Theodore Roosevelt is not the correct answer, what did you put for Claudia? for Thor Thor, I mean, you're pretty close to Jake Olson Jake Olson, so for Thor, uh, there's a trick question, his name is actually Thor, yeah, Thor odesson.

I would also accept Dr. Donald Blake, so Thor's real name is Thor, why would you too? accept Dr. Donald Blake, that's crazy, his real name is, but I would do it because everything is crazy, I would also accept Dr. Donald Blake when you accept Dr. Donald Blake, for everyone, listen to me, we have the son of Odin, yes, I love that good black widow that was black. The widow's real name, that's not the right answer and you happen to know that's not the answer. She was looking for Sam Sam, okay, very close, um, Richard Noll, we put Susan Susan, everyone understood that, yeah, okay, point to that black panther.

Did you get Black Panther? We have put David Davis. He's wearing the costume tonight. Okay, that doesn't confuse me. I realized he was David Davis. We have Graham Graham. Ian t'challa, but that's the correct answer. Which one is Ian? doing that was a joke, okay I guess there should be one on the recording, oh okay I'm the Incredible Hulk, did you get us all? David, oh of course, what did you say? David Banner, it was David in the TV series, it's Bruce Brown in the movies, but we'll take it, so Bruce Banner Bruce Banner not Bruce Banner okay, so that's the end of the

quiz

, okay, let's take a look and Let's see what it has done to the scores, so last and rightly so, Richard Ayawadi and Noel Fielding. 2017. in second place with a respectable 32 David Mitchell and Michelle Wolf were the winners with 36 points Gloria Winkelmann and Mel Gilligan take control here, take control, okay, thanks for all our amazing panel, our superheroes and thanks for watching this at home.

It has been the great questionnaire of the year, good evening, thank you