Fine Points Cleveland Gets The #ColbertSmallBizBump With Help From “NCIS: Los Angeles”

Welcome, welcome everyone to The Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, friends, tomorrow, being Wednesday, as we all know, tomorrow is Thanksgiving, it's a special time when we gather with family and friends to share our gratitude through the traditional expression of love of United States, food coma. year, your Thanksgiving may look a little different because prices have gone up on just about everything, from frozen pie crusts to pumpkin pie mixes to a dozen muffins. Well, there goes my favorite dessert, a dozen muffins. These high prices are due to a variety of factors, including Warren Ukraine High gas prices, but the number one factor according to experts is Hunter Biden's laptop, but it's not just the supporting players, it's also the star from the Tom Turkey show, in addition to inflation, a plague of bird flu means Thanksgiving 2022 is shaping up to be a tough one for the turkey, to be fair.

I'm pretty sure every Thanksgiving is tough on turkey even sure, why not a little clap first and find the red even if you can get some of that cloth flavored beef jerky? It will probably be much smaller than you are used to because some turkeys may not have had as much time as they need to gain 20 pounds before Thanksgiving. Oh, so the turkey is that friend now. Oh, I'm so small no matter what grains I eat. berries Regional herbs I think I'm drowning in this swagger, it's so annoying that I'm jealous that you eat anything and get fat.

The shortage has become so bad that Arby's, and this is true, is warning customers that the turkey sandwiches are not available and is posting temporarily out of stock on menu boards, forcing them to change their slogan from we have the meats to want a cup of horse sauce, of course, I pretty much do it the day after you've shared your meal with family and friends, it's time to The next tradition is to trample them at Best Buy for a pair of Bluetooth headphones because it's on Black Friday. Well, most Black Friday sales come from large companies.

Here at the Late Show we've done everything we can to support the little guys since the beginning of the pandemic, we've worked to give a boost to independently owned businesses with the Colbert Small Biz Bump hashtag and we've featured dozens of them here on the program. The response has been tremendous, just listen to Pruce pet owners in Lansing, Michigan after mentioning their store on this show hey guys, it's Kirby from Proof Pets, if you haven't heard there's something really cool we featured. Bruce Pets appeared on Stephen Colbert. Sean and I had planned to post it today and make a creative video for Small Biz Bump. um. my belly had other plans now I'm dilated to three centimeters and they sent me home to do nothing but take a bath and this is my own prescription if you haven't tried Ben and Jerry's Minter Wonderland it's like the best ice cream on the planet I'm signing off now and going through labor and having a baby just to be clear it's wonderful, it's so beautiful to hear, but just to be clear, having Colbert Biz's little bump does not cause pregnancy as far as I know from this video.

Of course, it's very touching and I hope everything went well, but I have a little problem: your choice of ice cream, come on, next baby, you have to get rid of that bucket of mud and administer a massive dose of Stephen Colbert's American Dream , right there, uh, come on, boom, right? Oh oh my goodness, it's so good it's basically an epidural. In fact, our slogan is Americone Dream One Bit and you can pluck a melon from that. That's true. That's what they say. Nothing like a massive dose of dairy when you're doing it. a nice monologue since then we have received videos from other businesses that could use a little boost like this one from latigre men's store and San Juan Puerto Rico Hi Steven, welcome to San Juan Puerto Rico and welcome to latigre so Stephen latiger is Puerto Rico's premier destination for custom clothing and Italian collections and although we sell luxury items and high quality products, we are still a small business so last year was a real challenge for us.

You know what else last year when you told Abby your measurements for a birthday gift we made a t-shirt just for you and we even put your initials on the t-shirt well I'm happy to say that I bought the La Tigre t-shirt and it is absolutely beautiful , it's the initials and everything, uh unfortunately due to the stress of the last few years my measurements have evolved. I'm not in Liberty to argue whether they've gone up or down. Let's just say this will be perfect for someone who shares my initials but hasn't been drinking pints of American Dream.

Mel Has this been given to us as a wife? We've heard from so many great companies that deserve the raise, but there was one in Cleveland, Ohio that really caught our attention. Here we are in good times in Cleveland, Ohio. My name is Liz tikis and me. I am the owner, we have a great selection of yarns, we support independent dyers, we have a lot of hand dyed and hand painted yarns, you can see here, we have hundreds of buttons, some people just come here for the buttons, so again, this is a Pine Points litigation in Cleveland Ohio and I hope you come see us soon, that got me excited about the Fine Points and I wanted to get other people excited about this too and if there's one thing that the great programming here at CBS has proven.

It's just that nothing

gets

people more excited than the launch of a new NCIS franchise, but how could we leverage that to

help

find

points

? Take a look, listen agents, congratulations, you have solved all the Navy related crimes in Los Angeles, which means we have transferred the Entire NCIS unit is welcome to Cleveland Ohio. Incredible, he left us all the clues. Yes, yes, there is still a mystery. Where do you get this thread? Kenzie, come here. Someone died. It's fabric. It is hand dyed by independent Dyers cylinders. As mayor of Cleveland, I must address horrific crime. wave sweeping through our city damn knitting needles we think the crochet killer is on the loose again look what he did to the victim's face that's an incredible selection of buttons we need to determine where he

gets

these incredible knitting supplies from to murder slash look at the hyperdiagnostic imaging of a needle, okay, enhance double, enhance reflection, convert a still image to video from

fine

points

in Cleveland, Ohio,

fine

points, I'm sorry agents, but I think you've lost the thread, thanks Drew Carey to everyone at NCIS Los Angeles and of course Liz Tikas and Everyone at Cleveland Fine Points.

I hope it

help

s move some thread. We had a great show tonight. My guests are Jake Gyllenhaal and the star of the crown. Elizabeth to Mickey, but when we get back in the meantime, join us, won't you?