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I'm on my way, okay, oh, hey, you're going to pay for this, pay for what, hey, the damage you've done to my little protective side there's no damage to the bumper, you're going to pay for this, no, I . No, yes, you're not, yes, you are, no, no, so hey, family discount, okay, hey, give me a thousand dollars, we'll call it eagles, give me a bill for a polishing job, hey, you're fine Regardless, I try to be kind. Where is Psy? She is at the doctor so he is sick. No, after everyone had her accident, I mean, did you hit him?

No, it was like a bumper kiss, well, what a light bumper kiss, okay, well, there's a man outside and he said he's here to hand over Psy. It's a pizza? Hey, I gotta see this, yeah, yeah, this is going to be fine here, oh my God, hey, get off that thing, I can't, I came back damaged, it's not there yet, yeah, I think it's out there driving fine down the road. streets. We tried, you took the scooter, I mean if he's on the road, can you imagine everyone is on ours now worried about it? We better go check on him, which is exactly what he wants.

I think we have to go, let's go search. This could be bad, hey, that thing gotta turn right, act like they've never seen a man on a scooter before, yeah, surrounding me, idiot, hey, I left the old house, don't worry, oh my god, look. Here, hey, granny, go, idiot, go back to work. Which I really don't know why, but this is dangerous, hey, everything is fine, except this, about your bumper, about the 600 scratch, no, why should I be upset about something? So, if it's your bumper, I'll buy you a new bumper, what if it's your bumper, I'll buy you a new one.

Late lunch, sorry, you pushed it, I heard you right, perseverance at lunch, see everything you set out to do. a if you stop right now, okay, you got it, hey, I thought you couldn't walk, it's a miracle, hey, drive this thing carefully up and away from the trigger, is everyone watching? That's exactly why I'm a

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hunter. a movie, no, it's youtube eyes, I have a lot of videos, youtube, youtube, youtube, you know that guy, no, you make your own video and you can put it there, where has the internet been all my life? on this a youtube page yes I'm going to make an instructional video okay we can do that what are you laughing at?

You can't do anything, what are you talking about? No, look, people have to be taught everything I tell them. how to train dogs and I also tell them how to play golf, that's how you don't play golf, golf is a very simple game, yeah, so I think you have a great idea here, you have the camera, you are a videographer, I have a camera just In the other room look, you bring the camera, see you at the golf course, what are you wearing? look, you can't go out dressed like a baboon, okay, on this side, robertson, okay, amateur golfer, but professional golf instructor, okay four. simple basic steps step number one stance okay step two that's it hey what else do you want step two if you want this ball to go a pretty good distance you swing hard oh that's some deep shit this is awesome okay yeah we're in the green this has to be the worst instruction ever hey what are you talking about?

I'm on the green side, you know what the green continues along with your Robinson golf instructional video? The first two were successful, good posture, good swing, we're on the green step number three figure out your long putt you want to go in on step four okay don't overdo it let's see what you got you overdid it okay look let's finish this video , stance, swing, long game, long touch and don't overdo it and don't overdo it, it's a Roberson style that says, "Hey, four steps and I'll make you a great golfer. Okay, look at this HR rep.

She'll teach us some things about things. Hey guys, it's not appropriate, let's fuck it, so I promise." I'm going to Medivh with you if you don't take these things off. Hey, Jase, look at that belt and see if there's a key for these. Yes, there is a key. There are no keys. This is not happening. This is not happening. I'm not cutting this. This thing can cut a railroad track. I'm progressing. Is small. This saw blade couldn't cut a paper towel. I have lost all feeling in my hand. out of the way jase how about wow well yeah just a little older i love it hell no you're not going to do that oh yeah look at my work now i think this might work is prolonging this union as long as possible, you see, I'm I'm going to have to turn it up a bit, wait, hell no, maybe we should go to the fields and get the bolt cutters.

It's a great idea. Does Phil have bulk cutters? I don't know, that's a good question. Phil's got the best pair of boat cutters ever this is the best day of my life oh yeah I gotta pee well you're gonna have to hold it I'm telling you I gotta go bad make it quick well stop look, I'm not looking. I thought you said I was dating hey it's hard to pee with someone looking at you I'm not looking at you son no one wants to see this you better not be taking pictures no I'm not taking pictures I was just what are you telling me who is this? taking pictures no what time chase is taking a picture jack is taking pictures i got a call that's true i wasn't taking any embarrassing pictures i can't wait to tell you how i feel keep it flowing you don't get views on youtube for pictures ah what are you doing is your urine hey it's okay here we go I have to get some hand sanitizer time we have it let's go out my son hurry up phil we have a situation here it's been a pretty fun day besides this day It couldn't be worse no one's home .

Hey, finally Phil, we've been looking for your bolt cutters for two hours the last time I looked at bolt cutters. Jace handed them to Jimmy Red, you stupid idiot, to close the door now that day. I forgot about that, kill me now, you know? uh yami shiru sangoro gary gary that's my friend from Japan that's a damn sword oh my god wow we were talking about ninja movies I told him how much I loved him and he said he's from a line of ancient warriors this sword changes the game I love you jack Gentlemen, how are the Mach 3s doing?

I have to order like 100 of them. What's that? What is what? What is it? Do you have your hand? sword pure Japanese steel hey calm down with that thing you're going to cut off someone's arm let me hold it you know what I've been thinking about I'm obsessed with that sword I'm going to get that sword, let's cut something with it, go ahead, ninja triangles, please, you grew up particularly in your old age, it will be better than in the world, no, that's my sign, I see you guys, we have to fix this, how are you welding this part of the chat?

It's probably not good enough. just solder there ain't no heart here okay let's do this uh watch out willie will kill you okay guys that's got it let's put it back in your office willie I'll never notice it like new . Hey, it's good to see you talking about that, that's the samurai sword, yeah, we saw it, be careful, now, to catch you, yeah, I think you're careful, say watch out, that's really not for kids now I don't care about that one thing, you broke it, sadie. I can't stand it, I really barely touched it, I promise, why is it all burnt, so I broke it?

Hey, you want to steal your office, big tuttletown, you're a terrible welder, hey, I'm sorry for your sword, but hey, I'm telling you a jump on that picture, so how come you come hunting with us? If you want us to hunt with you, then you must give something in return. How about we can choose the movie next time? Yes that's fine. okay, you can choose the movie, we're here, close the doors, hey, don't close the door, what the hell, look at these mosquitoes, you brought the spray, I love it, honey, I've never been able to grab my hunting buddy's butt before.

I love my wife too, it's exciting. Jason Stands, the reason the two things can go pretty well together. We've been walking forever. I'm thinking maybe I need to go to the bathroom. Are we just walking through the mud? "Everyone bring some food or not, oh God, I'm dirty, do you have perfume on? Do you have perfume on? uh, yeah, I can't wear perfume. Why, Darren, hey, dear? Your sense of smell is your greatest active. Okay, look, what are you doing?" What are you doing, what are you doing, what, my God, Jason? You're going to be on the couch tonight.

Let's hold Cory. I'm putting mud on you. What's happening? No, you're not going to give me money. I'll spray it. whatever, oh god, what is that smell? Didn't you just spray that on yourself, yeah, what would that be, uh, urine, I bought it for the lure, not for you, that's one way, oh my gosh, I didn't know it's for the lures, that's really it. that's gross if you see a deer heading towards you you need to stay high really yeah, like why because he'll try to abuse you that's gross do you have another shirt? I won't let you put one of my shirts on someone like sharing pee we finally have some action there's some money in this I'd say about 200 meters let's go down there and cut him off let's go he's not coming here I'm coming you're still here, you can get your bow if he comes this way and you catch him, oh wait, okay, divide and conquer, don't leave us here for too long, let's go.

I'm so angry right now, I know how long they've been gone over an hour, let's go. Do you think you can find the truck? I'm willing to do it. Try it, I don't want to sit here anymore, I mean, or they're there, it's three hours later. What the hell were we prepared to come look for you in the truck? Yes, we took care of walking back. I'll never do that again. never ever never again you