Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake - Job Simulator

that's not heart you operate a world of lies my little green screen friend here is your first customer good afternoon human I would like to buy these chips do you understand that no one could just buy triangles? I just need to see some ID, come on, ID, spit it out. give me identification i will force feed you this bleach is bleach it is something pink okay what a beat oh a beep sounds imagine that in the back one of those cylinders please the whole freezer okay yes, mr. Ha, look at a smiley face, do you want four of them?

Because it's on a nice block. I guess here we go, okay, there are buns here, it's hot, okay, I can't scan it, it doesn't have a barcode, I can. Don't scan it, it shows the secret ingredients, you'll love it, it's in your place, there's excellent volume packed into a more condensed package, there you have it, yes, no problem, here's your paper money, thank you very much, it's very nice and you go in there very, oh. I'm going to make this go away now I don't want to see you around give me the hell out of here yesterday's news simulations are an all-time high today's news you're still

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in my way get out of my store okay you want your damn change take it .

I will, yes, I will thank you. Thank you. You understand the attitude. It was important for stores like this to maintain a steady flow of customers so that the cashiers didn't have time to contemplate the Fast Approaching Obsolescence I'm fine, how are you doing my service? Could I say very good bow tie? My friend when he got here nano blammo excellent choice Oh those frozen and slushy delights What do I do with that frozen? Okay, okay, I get it, what kind of muddy? delight would you like it friend I'll tell you what I'll give you some blue battery acid with a little firm or pink paste mixture hmm I mean I started it now don't tell me that when I've already started it tell me before I start doing it oh , there's a giant button, okay, wow, you found a lot of money on this innocent little convenience, look at that, how does it do its thing?

I don't know, press why I love the taste too. of sugar but you can't have too much because it's too bad for you, I mean, tell him yes, that was rude and your total, my friend, is four dollars and ninety-six, thank you very much, oh, thank you, yes, that's it very. I like this type. of desire, hips, if your things don't, no, I'll give you a full, oh, wait a minute, there's a safer box I can, I can open it, that's all, there's cheese in the safe 'cause we keep all that safe cheddar cheese. I understand.

Look at the size of that, if I do that, I just double our profits like that, give me a damn promotion, all right, there's a newspaper, what else do you want, okay, I'm sure I've seen them, which ones do you want? I have four to smuggle boxes. amber pot black money later you'll have to help me a little here I'm not a mind reader sword occasion in this look there you go, jump Oh sighs, max out your arts, you didn't win, can I just if I just? keep your oven I know, I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know, no, no, I won, I won a million dollars, that's two million dollars now that's how life works that's how science works The things that Carol I want I don't work I mean I already did you lost your eye loser you didn't win I won I'm a millionaire you're not a damn hell she wants me to leave if only for another one again here we go look done a girl lady what are you doing?

I think we are, don't do it, oh we can, it's okay, I'm worrying about my boss. Can we accept checks? We can accept checks. It's your damn lucky day. Get out of my sight. What are you talking about? No, no, I'm talking. Not you, hang up your damn phone and pay attention to me I'm here right now enough I'll give you a damn hot dog you want a damn hot dog I'll give you a damn hot dog friend you want to buy gum I hope it tastes delicious I have it fried all your systems you look sad it's rude my bosses are scolding me so it's okay beep there you have it the pink thing you want gum beep there's a damn gun this is the gym this is actually makes me I have worked in places like this in the real world outside of your little ones and stupid robotic environments and I've dealt with people like this and you drive me crazy give me your glasses they're stupid I hope you have something get here in the damn car you're going to buy a lot of noodles today my friend 1920 did you have to smile and be polite? no and can we get someone to clean up this mess on the floor? weighs weighs makes me feel really uncomfortable because I'm reliving past experiences now stay here for a minute dear mommy needs to use the bathroom little one do you want some sugar uh do you want some sugar suck this look how sweet it is I'm trying to do the middle finger but no Don't leave me I don't have to take this I'm a millionaire She would be kissing my feet You have a fucking firework you want sugar bus What is the recommended amount of sugar overdose?

You know the level at which you have too much and then. You jump off the roof and you just break your neck on the roof. Your ungrateful little worthy made him leave my tent. You also get hit by a car. I run over you. Are you a crocodile and a mechanical adult without a conscience? See, I have to give it well, I will give it to you with blood, there goes a little sugar with blood, I am matching what your mother is going to say when she sees the deposit, imagine that it is not enough, I did not do enough and I am not very grateful for it. right they are humans they just do whatever the customer the key to something is a problem with managers like you you dictate and tell people to do things and you don't lead by example I am expanding outside the realm of virtual reality and I'm just

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I'm reliving the bad, okay, whose hip is going to the next client? maximum energy, whatever, okay, let's go for the screen, then we have to increase it a little bit.

Done, I made a lot of effort, what did it do? you do it, I regret everything, everything has given me flashbacks and I hate it, I hate it here, I have this stick of butter or whatever, yeah, very good, now go in and clean them up, you have a fucking mess, the sign is facing in the wrong direction. I also hope he gets hit by a car, here we go. Oh, now it's okay. Wait, I'm just going to press some buttons because you bit the price multipliers and I want to get my money out, you know, no, 50% off free, yeah, oh. the green button gives you a random price, yes, two thousand two hundred and seventy-six dollars for exactly this, thank you.

You have to shake it yourself. Wow, this is rocket fuel. I need it unusually. More system. No problem. They have too stinky weights. - Well, next you can have an empty can, an empty slush glass, another empty lid, a third empty slush glass, 1/4 1/5, take all the slush lids, there's an infinite supply of them, there you have, just stack them, here we go. come on and the green button that comes to $4,000 $685 full rate but money give me those the money pink money thank you very much I have I'm going to keep the pink one that's my tip can I still go home how long has it been when?

I'm going home, I have a break, you should give me a break, hello, there's your weekly delivery of stuff to the warehouses and so on, that's cool, there you go, you know the joke about the gun rack, the magazine rack, the magazine rack , but somewhere I will organize what I have. what magazines in the magazine rack gum on the gum rack okay, I'm very good at least look at me it's not my job or something like that it's not all of this belongs here okay here we go, it's all the suppliers of have you given yourself employee of the month, what about me?

I'm really good. It should be on the cover of Unplugged Entertainment. Hey, I don't have a mi. Is there anything there I can have for free? How about those popsicles in the freezer if we don't sell them? Tomorrow we'll have to throw them away anyway, how are you still open? You can't just go to a store, a place of business and get free air. I'll tell you what, you can get a free piece of ice. Get out of my store or roll your balls on the floor. I don't know what that means, but I'll find a way to do it, okay?

You know what good? You're the damn boss, I'll get a lot. popsicles, look you want a blue one, it's blue because it's gone out and it's bad for you, there you go, you really are the worst business owner I've ever seen, bar none, even in a virtual reality world , this bothers me. See, he's going to steal things, what is he doing? I'll give you a quick exit, get out of here before I lose my damn mind, you can have our shift schedule, okay, look, Oh, 11 p.m. is when I'm done, oh, I have like six hours, sometimes it was necessary to make special deals with clients like this to secure repeat patronage from him, no, because he didn't give us sponsorship in the first place, right, you overcooked, stupid idiot ?

Can I leave it? I don't want to, I don't want to, this is horrible, oh, that's a banana, buddy to come, Eddie, yeah, okay, well, I'll take that too. Great, a banana, this is a banana, wait, give it back to me. I'll tell you what I'll give you what damn cheddar cheese okay so this I care about this place anyone I'm a millionaire could do what why don't you take that idiot idiot idiot oh cheddar cheese has multiplied since then I mean why Don't dream bigger than that I think they call it Why didn't you ask for everything?

Too much juice. Better throw something to get his attention. I'll throw away my giant banana. Pay attention. Alright. Pay attention. Come on, wake up, donkey. be beaten and that burrito comes to double that seven thousand eight thousand dollars no I wouldn't, the customer isn't paying attention, I haven't seen a mess this big since the human uprising of 2027 to clean up even the most disgusting human disasters. Uh oh, that's very cool robot, I mean, you're a robot, you know what I mean, that's enough for now. I think not, I'll do everything right. I guess it's been bothering me the whole time, so a unicorn came in here and just took a dump all over the place I have to get it all right I think I've got it all something about this seems a little strange you should probably check his ID I don't know what they look like to me well I'm not sure what exactly it is We get it, you're the adult but you're old enough.

The identification is totally legitimate, okay, okay, you're the one who's okay, you're very old and it's okay, because you've been very cooperative. I'll give you all the fireworks there. See, they have a lot of little adults. Hey, can I make a really big firework? Oh baby, I can look at a firework, don't look at it, plug it in, I can't plug it in early tonight, yeah, you've caught the suspect, we just need you to point out who did it, just hand me the one who did it, make sure you're sure, hey, you, the guy on the phone, it was definitely him, yeah let's go to the bus, yeah, honestly, you're the worst boss.

I've ever had and that's really saying something, so I'm just going to grab my stuff and get it. Where is my baked banana? I don't have a big banana, give me another big banana. I'm going to take my talents somewhere else, where is it? oh fucking hell bye life sucks big thanks to my patreon producers subdued bear woman Alec McNeill Kelly from Victor 8 Melissa Ferguson son notice Spencer Purcell Joshua cross cat clone Jackson Joker, Wandering Khajiit Saracen, 1974 and two bagels.