I Built a Kingdom Using Endless Human Misery - Foundation

help in a military campaign? Well, I guess so. I will think about training soldiers, look at you, proud soldiers, how do you even plan to get in there? Oh, I see, yes, you guys work hard on those training dummies. Show the enemy what it's all about. I also notice something that is amazing or paralyzing depending on how you look at it, you know, my big beautiful church here, the first of only 20 people can be inside, I don't know why, but I didn't notice either, but its maintenance It costs 281 gold, which helps explain my incredible 39,000 gold. Death sees us I don't think he's going, wait, what are you guys doing?

What are they doing now? Oh, this is just their preferred way of returning to earth. No, okay, so considering our incredible dead, I think we should start looking. In the things we can build, it doesn't cost money, what about this Lord Manor? It only takes 50 boards, like everything else, where I can put it anywhere splendid and you will exist on this island away from all the riff-raff that you know they are going to be. able to come here to build this, yes, we will find out what is coming with this war, they want me to help them, let's see if I deploy troops, I will get a thousand gold. which will do nothing for my debt, even a free territory, which we'll do for that territory and for the possibility of some of you dying, okay, you know, it's time to finally fish, let's build our fishing cabin.

Well, I feel like I should have to put this like in the water, and I put it here. Will it work well? I guess there's only one way to find out. Well there it is, oh boy, here comes a real warrior, how are you going to go fishing? Oh well, yes. I guess I don't know why I'm even remotely surprised by this. I mean, isn't that how you fish? Why use the rod at that moment? Why just grab them with your bare hands? Hello, another successful fishing trip. I like how these two pass. each other like this is completely normal Oh, let's go back, as soon as we will all have a good time in the war, jeez, we talk about all the business, let's get back to training, well, at least we have our territory free, okay, I learned something new and exciting, It turns out that if you reload the game your debt just disappears well that's a good thing I guess that means I can start making money again no wait no here comes the dead man again.

I also completely forgot about this lovely guy, but it's made to jog everyone else's memories, this is my or the way it looks like we can assign parts Oh, functions, huh. Treasure, your Great Hall, expand my gold capacity by six hundred, how can I say no to that? and we will assign it to each tower in our tower of towers. I'm glad I can do it. I know that we now have the potential of thirty-five hundred gold. Emphasis on potential. You know what else? I also just noticed that when people go to church, for some reason, they enter through the back door.

Well, this seems like a good time to experiment. building walls I see we have wooden walls big stone walls and hedges I mean obviously we are going with hedges oh yeah can this just end like this? Well, they do this. okay, you leave me no choice, wooden wall, look how you like this, really everyone wants to go to church. warning window of what's going on I'm stuck trying to go to the market I'm stuck trying to go home it seems like everything is fine for me, so you could take the front door and then go out the back door, it's so easy, it's okay , I moved the walls back, don't say I didn't do anything for you, okay, as much as I hate to say it, I think we're going to have to open up to ho

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We need to get people to become commoners and I think the only way to do that is to allow them to have ho

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. I know we're great. I don't know why they aren't good with this vagabond lifestyle, but we do. We're going to do this, we're going to do it right, and we're going to give you ample protection. By that I mean this rickety wooden door, wait a minute. Well, isn't this just festive? What about this? This work is also a wall. I mean, if there's no opening, it would seem like people would have trouble getting back into the market if I painstakingly removed enough of these to open it up as a small opening.

Okay, looks like they can deal with this. Are you thinking what I'm doing? I'm thinking well this will work like a tunnel right everyone loves tunnels this is great it really adds a dimension to our city so let's compromise okay you want to build houses and I want to let you have that at a cost and we're going to have this. start of the bridge I don't know, yeah this seems good right, it'll only need 3900 planks, it's actually not as bad as it could be, but we really have all the units on this one, I'm glad to see it's such a community effort. yo woods there it is, this beautiful bridge will definitely help people get where they need to go, oh wait you know what I really don't think that's the case?

No, I forgot to do that shit in the distance. I forgot it's separate from this. through the water and God knows they won't be able to think of just getting off the bridge. I guess the only

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e thing to do is build another bridge, so all we have to do is put it here, drag this side over here all the way to this little island, yeah, that'll do, yeah, let's get to work, my darlings, and don't even think about jumping off the bridge to a better life, especially your grace, just think that this is one more step to get home, okay?

There we are, we are much closer. I stay closer because they can't get there yet. I'm dumb. This one doesn't connect either. I guess we have to put another bridge. Yeah, that seems like a long time ago. with sense, okay, we

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this bridge and much more. Let's take you on a quick tour. I

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a couple of additional bridges. I just wanted to make sure people had a way to get around and make sure everything was nice and efficient. I made sure there's a bridge that will take you wherever you want to go, I mean, unless you want to go to housing because none of these bridges go through here, it's still the only land that technically needs a bridge anyway, I mean , look at this. madness clearly gravity means nothing to them just fly there the bridges are not limited to this area although there are also a bunch that lead my way down here but what is this deep down remember all those walls we discovered we could make good?

It must be a large labyrinth that covers this entire side of the landscape. Visitors and new citizens can expect a long and tireless journey as they traverse the

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twists and turns of utter despair. All I know is that I didn't have to own the land to Leave This, which makes it even better. Oh, and at some point I wasn't sure how, but I missed one of the walls, so it extends to the beyond, but the most exciting thing is that it also extends to the other side. and ends up doing crazy things like this. I'm not sure why the wooden top of the stone wall goes underneath while the stone wall stays above, but it's certainly an interesting choice for the bridge and that's really why you'd want to come to this.

Realm true, I certainly can't think of any other reasons, I can actually think of one and it's this glorious wheat farm jutting out to the side of our church. Why look? I think some of the wheat is arriving right now. Oh you, Kidder! I know no one will come to help you, so I feel like we look pretty good, oh yeah, the housing thing, how quickly I forget. Well, I guess I owe it to him and this bridge will finally take them home. Good job team, you build that bridge. Hello Grace. Why are you standing there?

What you're worried about is the part where for some reason we're only getting 20 frames per second. It's not like I was busy doing anything while you were building. I'm not busy doing anything. I like it. Think of it more like corridors of sadness, I mean if you get lost it's not that bad, there are even places where you can take a quick breather and then you get your salvation, in the end it turns out it doesn't matter a farm you can call your own. Although I'm not sure why, some strange things have been happening, most of my citizens have either completely lost their brains, or are hanging out here looking creepy in the center of the city.

Yes, I am talking about you, sir, or for some reason. They're all super gross, Lee, congregating around this pit, slowly turning into this strange mass of eyes and, in this guy's case, all noses running. You're doing this, actually, grace. I have some other questions for you. My time in the game has been 594 weeks, that's 11 years. I remember your profile when we started, then you were 20 years old and now you are 20 years old. I feel foul play. I need to protect these citizens, protect them from you. I hope it's cozy there, here we go. I'm sure it'll be fine at least you don't age so that won't kill you here they come so all we had to do is take out the ringleader look at everything we've accomplished once you're locked in a wooden cocoon now the lives of these people finally harmony can finally begin as I was saying before we can't forget to give them some protection and one for you I'm not even going to let you finish maybe just a few more doors okay? and there you are.

It's a beautiful town, what the hell are you doing there? Did you not pay attention to the warnings? It's okay, the town is contained. Well, I'd say we treated this realm properly. I can't imagine the king will ask for my help again anytime soon. So I hope you had fun. I know. I gave this game five out of five Thanks Trapped in a Wooden Sarcophagus. I think I'm going to take one of these rails back to my Lord Manor right now, we're on the way. Up and have a good cry and see you next time.