Trump’s Bromance With The President Of The Philippines | The Daily Show

The people of Asia are celebrating the departure of Donald Trump, who has just concluded his 12-day trip to Asia making his final stop in the Philippines to meet with President Rodrigo Duterte, also known as Filipino Trump, and since taking office Last year, on Tariff Day he ordered the murder of thousands of his citizens without arrest or trial under the pretext of an anti-drug crackdown, so he is actually worse than Donald Trump because the only thing Trump has killed is the English hashtag khofifah. Over the past few months, President Trump came in here to have been admiring each other's management styles from afar and it seems like they have gotten along even better in person President Trump came in here it seemed like the two leaders were walking away they said it was a meeting warm and friendly, they have been joking with the press, the

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does not call him by his name, we have had a great relationship, this has been very successful.

Duterte serenaded the US commander-in-chief with the lyrics, you are the light in my world, that's how you know the church is a rock. Cold killer because obviously no one has ever told him he shouldn't sing well, there was probably one guy but he accidentally ran over the truck, well maybe maybe that's why Trump doesn't face a détente every time Trump says we have to do it. talk about human rights detectors like Oh, leave him alone, okay, okay, so that was the end of President Trump's first Asian trip and according to critics it was incredible and by critics I mean Trump, the way he we were treated, the respect that Japan and China and South Korea in particular, because we went there, it was a red carpet like no one I think I've probably ever received, we've made a lot of friends at the highest level from the moment we got off the plane and We got back on the plane.

Vietnam treated us incredibly like the In the Philippines they simply couldn't have treated us better, how can a man be so simple? You realize that they have to be nice to you. You are the

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of the United States. What do you think you're going to be walking around and then people are going to pay attention to you? You'll smack your hands for touching things like Hey, You Break, You Buy, because you realize that for the president this trip wasn't about politics or commerce, it was just about taste, that's all he wanted. He may not be a good president, but he would be one. make a great Instagram model and with your trip concluded it's worth taking a step back to see how Trump's policies towards Asia are really working because, while Donald Trump is winning friends, the United States is losing money and power, e.g. in his first week as current Trump. he withdrew from the trans-Pacific deal, a decision many people agreed with because there was a chance the TPP would send more American jobs overseas.

The problem is that when Trump canceled the TPP he did not replace it with any other trade agreement and so during the nature of Trump's trip to Asia it continued its course: the 11 remaining countries of the TPP, as it is called, are heading towards an agreement only without US This is about 1/6 of the global economy, we are not going to benefit and this will also strengthen Chinese influence in the region again. We are the big loser. The United States is the big loser. Let me break it down like this, TPP is a lot like T P, okay, I'll tell you what happened to me with my roommate one time when he insisted on buying the cheap toilet paper from him that you could find.

I hated it. I thought we had to get rid of the toilet paper, so he did, but he didn't replace it with anything else and if you don't replace what you don't like with something else, you'll be in the deep end, literally and figuratively,