Every School Cafeteria Ever

Hello honey, how was your test? I got an egg oh that's great I'm so proud of you honey thanks wait if you're here then that means yes they mean the

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workers at the register wipe that smile off your face. I don't think I need lunch today Why are you smiling about trying to steal this Apple? No, I'm trying to buy it. Oh, you think I'm stupid. That is what you think. Hey, don't look at me when I talk. you or I will charge you double, can you even do that? Oh yeah, you think I'm a liar.

No, that's what's happening. Hey? Make this sandwich. Oh, this is my sandwich. Now you won't be able to eat in all cafes. What do they get for lunch? A turkey sandwich. What did they get? Salad? Salad. Salad. Well, then, how are

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yone who casually drinks milk? I have chicken nuggets and fries, that sounds dumb, yeah I'm so dumb, why are we so dumb? Karen, well at least it's chocolate milk, okay, we have to come up with

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lunches for the district, well, it has to meet the minimum nutrition requirement. Correct emphasis on the minimum, the least required, something like a piece of bread and cheese and some lettuce, technically the lettuce or cheese is not required, what about the second piece of bread?

What is this? A charity, we don't need a single slice of bread. Paying for this is not at all right, these children go to

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because they have no other option or means to earn money. If they can't pay, they go into debt. School is about learning and it's about time they learned that, but it sucks. stinks loops is it these chicken nuggets or is it these glass shards hey David, do you mind if we sit with you? oh no thanks, but you're always sitting alone, you're super sad and lonely, no no, I just like studying, but that's sad, don't you want a couple of good-hearted runs to make friends and have a good time?

Yes, no, I just want to read. Oh, buddy, no matter what you want, let's hang up. Date yourself whether you like it or not, come on brother, why Leonard? Yeah, let me get laid. No, sweet. My mom made Lunchables. What material do you think

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chairs should be made of? I don't know what The Most Uncomfortable Material in the World is like, like something that's complete. Dogs like plastic, but somehow it's worse. Shouldn't kids enjoy and relax during lunchtime? No, no, I'm not at all. We want to be as oppressive as possible. We need to break these.

The kids perk up This is how we keep the kids in check This is a very rewarding job sir It's about breaking their minds and spirits It's really really science This is not my favorite pizza place buddy Is that all you get What do you do? I mean, I get this

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y day, man, that's really bad for you. You need vegetables, proteins and vitamins. Yes, I do, brother. Your mouth is literally blue from all the sweets you eat. That's not sweet. Dude, there's nothing sweet in my house, so I drink mouthwash. There are still cookies no, there's like a smell of blue daddy it's an extra $2.00 for Gatorade these kids are from different groups but they're all sitting together that's so cool they're breaking down social barriers what no, no, they're up to something Okay, because yeah They don't hate each other over differences like hobbies or appearances, you know who becomes the enemy?

The for-profit prison system, what not, we, yes, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, we have to put an end to this right now. If we don't stop their uprising against us piano, ha, ha, ha, wow, I think it's a care that will make them not hate us, yes, thank you, Jamie Oliver. I see The Simpsons website for the first time. Sorry, buddy, look at this. buddhu fight you know my mom just bought me this jacket but food fight Wow what are you doing buddy you really dumb? I don't eat carbs, Henry, no, I don't have anything to eat, you have extra food.

I have some carrot sticks. I'll just starve, you get it, you get it, that's why I liked you, that's why I hired you, that's why I married you, that's why I divorced you and that's why we're back together, trying to give it the old college, try it , test it. Again, well, okay, I'll see you next weekend Palm Springs, here we go, yeah, it's going to be wild, that's why we have to look at the first place, well, no matter what you do, okay, we'll sit with you and be your friend, what do you like? you're not my best friend we're doing well we're doing a good job we're really good people when it comes down to it yes we are you're the man yes so anyway I'm thinking the lunch bell should be at least 200 decibels and, as you already know, we can teach you how to dribble.

He is the diary of him. I know I have a very weak lower jaw. His diary, dear diary, you subscribe. It is a good idea. Honey, it's true, you failed me, they're so dumb you probably think this song is about you, how do you know then who becomes the enemy? the for-profit prison system the for-profit prison system the for-profit prison prison system as something Sorry, pedobear. I wasn't trying to hold it back. I thought, what's the most? I'd rather die for stereos. You're going to do that anyway. You started with a slice of white bread. Do it oh that's no substitute for brownies man I hope you guys had a great time hanging out at our coffee shop yeah there ain't no Bryson right that's right whatever it is you're hungry for more content, are you hungry for content?

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