Ricky Gervais Takes On Hitler, Churchill, Gandhi and Anne Frank | Universal Comedy

I love dating books. I saw them, I read them for pleasure. I have a few of these compilations and one of my heroes is Winston Churchill. When I read them, give us the tools and we will finish the job. I thought of the inspiring and When I read, never in the field of human conflict so many owed so much to so few, I thought of the patriotic and when I read, it is good for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. I thought you're a fat, cheeky jerk people say. That Oscar Wilde is the greatest genius that ever lived, let's prove that, unless it's one of him, all women become like their mothers, that's their tragedy, no man does it, that's his, that sounds like a joke to me. little gay, I just don't know, give him another one.

Go, isn't that one? I could not avoid it. I can resist everything except temptation. That sounds like a boy too. I want to start with an o. I want to leave. Oh, I couldn't dress. Know. Me and I want to finish with. I can resist everything except temptation, the chance to be something good, you know, I mean, and when he went through customs all those years ago in New York and the customs officer who was doing his job said, do you have anything to declare? ? Oscar Wilde said nothing but my genius, isn't he clever, he pl

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d I bet the first time I went through customs in a foreign country it was all yes sir, no sir, whatever, declare no, wow, thank you, oh , I just thought something brilliant by saying, excuse me, can I come, but no?

No, oh God, he had to wait weeks in those days on a ship to England planning anything to declare anything with my temper. I'll be in a quote book, why not? Then he gets there again and finds the same guy drop, look, go. go ahead, I didn't even ask myself that time, excuse me, they didn't ask me if something is clear randomly randomly back on the boat three weeks we are planning anything today no Jesus gets there again okay, come in at the same sign like this Once he looks all clever so they call him and the guy says: did you buy something?

That's not the question. I'm just saving you something to declare. Do you have something to declare? nothing but my genius, who are the butt plugs, they are mine, so why politics because me? I want to give something back to society. I don't know and I can't enjoy this life when I see injustice suffering inequality and I necessarily want to live and dive according to the morals that I appreciate very much like Martin Luther King and Gandhi and Ben Elton's people have a problem with Ben Owen, now they think that he sold all his principles and just made all the money he could and it's a bit annoying, that may be the case, but they never try to try Gandhi.

That's what I mean, no, that's what I'm waiting for to have some balance, never mind having to go back. What about Gandhi? He could be annoying to me. I'll tell you a story about the real story of Gandhi when he came to England in 1930. summer, I haven't looked it up, it was like 30 seconds, I don't mind, I'll have it ready for tomorrow, okay, it's 7:30 pm somewhere and he got off the plane quite sure it was a plane from Heathrow terminal one. and uh, yeah, do we get so, oh God, mahatma

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in our little country surrounded by journalists, photographer, he couldn't believe his luck and a little journalist when lord

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, respectfully, said, lord gandhi, what do you think of Western civilization and Gandhi said?

I think it would be a good idea, oh yeah, for the love of someone who doesn't want to fight, it's a little, I mean, it's okay now and what's with sarcasm being the lowest form? Oh, no, the highest form of when Gandhi says it. If it had been that report I would have said oh very well I'm not going to put that in I'll ask you again what you think of Western civilization I told you I think it would be a good idea okay, okay. I'm getting your degree back from the University of London Oh and your national health specifications, what do you think of that now Mr Magoo, yes you bastard Sophie, but that's where my fascination with animals at school started and I did ?

I did well in school but I felt like I just learned to pass exams instead of I feel like I just want to gain so much knowledge now it must be a sign of age but I just want to know about all the things I never cared about before. I have digital television, there are 72 ch

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ls. everything except I watch hours and the end of the history channel and the discovery channel now only back and forth like six hours of the stint history channel discovery channel back and forth ask me anything about sharks and nazis it's not that bad as many people believe um sharks i bad nazis horrible sharks brilliant nazis rubbish but the shark is an incredible creature it has sense of its body it can notice the slightest movement in the water of a fish that wobbles through an electrical impulse it can concentrate on that has good eyesight contrary to popular relief and can taste and smell the slightest human secretion, like blood and sweat, one part in a billion a mile away, a shark would have found Frank like that, Nazi trash, no, no, There's no time for them, there's no time for them, um, I've been with her.

The house is small I can't believe one of them didn't come, let's look upstairs today you know, I mean what were they doing? Well, yes, sergeant, sergeant, wait, what is that tapping noise? The rats move on. He had time to write a novel, for God's sake. well it ends a little abruptly and without weak consequences what is politics politics is the art or science of governing governing people and governing society what is the best way to live how we live in harmony that is what we seek democracy is The closest thing we have is that everyone contributes, but even that has problems, you know who can vote, if everyone gets the vote, you know, dangerous question, the political philosopher Nietzsche said that not all people deserve the vote and that not all men are born equals.

This was classically misinterpreted by Hitler, who went too far with it and he just you know, I mean, imagine you're a great Nietzsche scholar and you write that and they call you Hitler, okay, Nietzsche Adolf, yeah, yeah, I just read your book do you like brilliant love all that love all that man and superman not all are equal kill all jews sorry sorry not all are equal I didn't like that I didn't read between the lines I didn't I didn't I don't want to say You totally misunderstood the point. Yes, yes, definitely, it's horrible. It's awful.

You have been? Have you been killing Jews? I've been joking with the Jews. How many of you did they kill? How many of my six minutes, six million? Yeah, well, I'm not going on with it, I'm not going to do any more, that's it, leave it at six, leave it at six, just keep going, stay this far anyway, oh yeah, but be careful in the future, I will write other books. at this moment well, I am, but I'm afraid to tell you about them, no, I won't do anything, what's the name of your new book, my new book is called, the gypos, do we need them?, it's not a traditional topic for the

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, the holocaust, I will do it.

That's probably why Spielberg didn't put a laugh track in Schindler's List, he would have ruined it when Shin did, this came out in American theaters, they actually banned popcorn, that's true and I think it's a great idea, But I think they should ban them. In every movie I don't want to go see a movie with someone grazing next to me, obviously I did it for all the people who died in it, but what about all the people who died in Mad Max? Let's be fair. and that was more recent, it was the future, so it was very recent.

I think she makes this fantastic movie. I didn't see it in the theater, in fact, I videotaped it about a year later by mistake because I had never heard of it. about that and I was at a blockbuster a little late when I was a little drunk and I thought it was a porn movie, no, because I saw the 18 certificate on the top shelf, I thought, oh, dodgy black and white home movie, You know, it sounds German, they are the best. and what changed was that quote in the back from barry norman, have a box of kleenex ready, rubbish i used around two, there was a shower scene, shut up bloody henry, 30 quid off for you.