worst week of my entire life

Hey guys, I literally had the

worst

week

of my

life

, today is Friday and last

week

was so horrible and excruciating. I just need to detox. School has been absolutely horrible and atrocious. I hate it. Nothing has changed and I'm a little bit. Nostalgia, I'm not going to lie, but I'm on spring break right now and I'm going home on Monday, so thank goodness it hasn't been lovely and it hasn't been light, but I'm going to change that with this video. We'll just have fun together and do what I do best, walk around town and buy things.

I cut my hair and it looks as bad as if I were looking in the viewfinder right now. It's just not the best, so I think. Today is a hat day, yeah, yeah, the hat will stay on today because the hair just isn't like that, it's a little short on the sides, but you know what you win, some you lose, okay, let me take my pills , I'm part of This is like the brand marketing team at my school and, honey, it's literally my 13th reason, I hate it, but it should get me a job after school, good or better.

By the way, I have an announcement sometime in July. I'll spend two weeks in Los Angeles. not for nothing just for me just to experience a new city on my own and see if I like it there because I don't even know, like you guys know, I don't know if I want to be in New York, you know? so I'm just going to break it down and vlog it so it'll be fun Steven in a new city. That's actually a scary thought because of the way these pills are. I know I've been talking about them a lot, but really.

I think these pills have kept me from going into a stressed depressive episode because I am prone to them and when I am in stressed situations I don't freak out as much or at all, I usually use moon juice supplements. I highly recommend it and in fact I'm going to go to the detox store and buy more finally okay I have something to do for this video pills too big sleeping pills mmm mango so I saw Batman last weekend and I taste. I didn't love it, I feel like it was a little, I don't know, I get second-hand embarrassment when actors say he shrinks and in the movie he was like he was broken, just like me, I'm like baby, you're like 34, because?

You are like me? It's like, let's figure it out, let's sit down and chat and get to the root of the problem, usually before the movie they play like that, or it's a new v or they like things before the previews and then. The movie trailers in my theater had a black screen and then the DC logo and the movie started. I thought, oh, it was so strange that there was no time to prepare, but it was great, I don't know why. I just shared that I want to see something so crazy guys Steven Mariah is moving forward because Super Goop sent me literally every single one of them oh my god my finger just blocked every product they have they sent me everything and I still have more on my shelf right there and I thought I already had the package.

I thought: how is this? How is this allowed? They're giving away a lot for free and I'll take it. I will accept it. Thank you very much, super goop, so now I have it. sunscreen for days and I will never have a sunburn on this face and my skin lately has been so phenom.com youth people sent me their new retinol and wow this is so good it is quite expensive but you are paying for the product and I'm paying for good ingredients I sound like a skincare nerd, don't scrub, shut up, okay let's go live in one of those houses I'd probably die, look at that, oh my god, it's like her living room right there. like a legit house it always confused me how there are houses in the city but any block didn't have my case but it's okay I'll go to another block to look for it because I can't rest until I get what I want that's my tragic flaw.

I'm annoying. I need to have a personality change again, so I started doing this new thing where I have a Google doc open where I freely write what I'm thinking at the moment. I only have one place. to express my words if I don't have my journal with me so it's time to express my thoughts thoughts about my week this is from last week oh my gosh holy wow wow wow this is I wish I could remember why I wrote that. but that was from last week, last week was so horrible I was contemplating, let's face it, not really, but I didn't want to live this week anymore, it tested my patience to the literal edge, I will never stress again in my

life

, thank you .

God, and what makes it funnier is that I just don't know what I'm saying, literally a day later I'll probably read it tomorrow and wonder, why was I so upset? I went to Italia, which is an Italian supermarket and it's so good. He gave me a free chocolate, let's do a taste test. I love dark chocolate. If you like milk chocolate more than dark chocolate. It grows. I love how I preach. Be yourself. Just like what you like. Who cares?. And I'm a hypocrite. and I had a hazelnut latte at the café next door. I'm having a nice moment in my room right now.

Okay, now is the perfect time to do this. I like it but I also hate it. I love my new Casper pillow. She's so good. and I sleep like a rock, although it was very expensive for a damn pillow, but this will last me for years. I hope I ordered this on Wednesday because that was literally the

worst

day of my life and I think you know what I am. I'm treating myself, I'm going to buy the Casper pillow because I've been wanting to get it for a while, so I place an order online from Tribeca, scan it, and they're like, What do you mean by this? it's not for the store and I was like oh my god nothing can go right in my life no it can't because I placed the

entire

order for the Chelsea one so I'm wondering could you guys transfer the order like I literally did?

Look at it, Casper pillows like over there, please just grab them, they're like no, you have to go to Chelsea. I guess now that I look at it, I could have canceled the order and then gone back to shopping in the store, but I was so nervous and like, damn, I killed myself and just took the subway. I go to Chelsea and it was raining and I had bags killed, but I made it. It always seems like I always have a story attached to it, like the simplest one. My life is like I had a coffee but I was also attacked, kidnapped, robbed and stabbed.

Why I hate coffee shops. Because it cost six dollars and it's literally a big one. No, let me stop complaining, because shut up, I love it. the hulu movie cool wow that was a rollercoaster ride and I'm not even kidding after finishing it I thought I might be a vegetarian because the fact that human flesh looked so much like a horse's I mean I like the cow and what we eat, I'm fine, that was genuine, it makes me sick and I don't really eat red meat, but it's like fried chicken, I can't give it up, I have an emotional connection to it and I can.

I don't, yeah, I can't do it, so I'll be a non-red meat, dairy-free, fish and chicken eating citizen. Yeah, I hate that it seems like I don't have the ability to keep a pair of socks if there's something wrong with my room, in fact I think there's a vortex or like a black hole in my room that sucks up all my underwear, t-shirts, and socks because They're just gone, it didn't go away, it didn't go away and I wonder where I love Broad City. I started watching it and I'm basically I already did it because I have nothing better to do and it's so funny.

I hate those kinds of friends who are like, "Oh my God, we need to hang out" and then I'll say okay, I'm going out right now, like come on like we really want you there and then it's like silence and then it's like a day later oh my god I just saw this we need to hang out so do you want to hang out or are you just being nice because I don't like to play? that game, so let's just say it, do you want to hang out or not? Because that's telling me that you don't.

I have more things I like and hate. No, I'm not making some dinner right now, but I need to. Share this with you, if you're ever in town, go to Italy and get prosciutto, thank me later, that's all you need to hear since I'm just talking about not eating meat at all, so just, um Oh my god, my hair. It looks so bad, so I just liked not filming an exit or anything like that. I just stopped filming and then I just walked out. Last night I went to a drag show that was so much fun.

They looked like something from the Sims. It was very fun and they said. all the sims died at the end and are on the floor it literally made me laugh so hard anyway guys oh my god i need to put a hat on wait no what have i become anyway hope you enjoyed this video , wait. you are happy, healthy and lovely, follow me on Instagram, follow me on tik tok, in fact, I hardly post tech talks anymore, and I will see you all next week, bye.