The WRONG Halo

I have no idea what to expect and that's why it's going to be fun, not how Halo is supposed to look, yeah I know there's only supposed to be one ring. What's going on here? I'm not even a ring. Damn, what's

wrong

? I can feel it. I don't remember this happening in the original, wait I just looked at the tanks, look at this, damn it's zooming in, look at those polygons, this is definitely the original Halo with the ring, I promise it's a ring, that's right Oh. you have a gun don't shoot oh it hurts oh an ax you have a mole with an ax the sound of like oh my god that was brutal oh my god how are you alive brother I'm not a diamond sword the sword how do I choose?

That's it, here we go, don't worry, I'll catch him. I'm playing Minecraft, I have to go kill the Ender Dragon. I think I just hit you, if you did, don't worry, I'll bring them. Come here Minecraft. Master Chief, would you mind telling me why you have that diamond sword, sir, playing Minecraft, which is a lot of plasma grenades? Wait, wait, it's the guy who pees, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh my God, an hour of silence occasionally broken by a clicking sound. Environment that I can. live with it this grunt has no idea no idea hello balloon boy he's a shield guy just stay there don't worry nothing bad could happen ah oh he said it yeah yeah just pat him on the shoulder you know what it is It's really depressing Think about it, there's a theory that when the next mission starts and the Pod is like all the Marines die, no one makes it, not even that guy who just asked if we made it, he doesn't have the theory that while they're making a forced landing.

The Ring Master Chief doesn't put his seat belt on, so he's just flying around and gains like three truck tons because he didn't put his seat belt on. He killed everyone on the ship. Damn Savage. Oh no, they're all dead. Oh, we sure do. I'm stuck hello, uh, why don't I have the ability to cut judo? uh I'm frozen, I can look around but I can't move or shoot, what did you do? I killed you? No, I'm frozen on the boat. I can zoom in on my screen I killed you bro okay invite me back buddy hours later would you like a bench shotgun?

No, I have one of these. I'm not sure what it does, oh I forgot it's a flood, you're dead, okay? D20 oh. oh oh no no no no no wait wait wait wait no no no no oh okay, we're okay, you're no good, I'll save it, let's get up, brother, what kind of fool goes up there, he'll come back, he crashed into a tree, he's Stupid problem, damn it, I wasn't looking where I was going and I fell off the cliff. Parish, damn, you dodged him, Wait, catch him, catch him, yeah, what is the invincible Thanos?

I'm going to shoot him. What have you done? I thought I was going to kill half the enemies on the map D20 watch out wait maybe I can take him off the map with a slingshot oh yeah the tree D20 oh there's a flood what just happened? They have sniper rifles. They have the musket shotgun. It's supposed to be a flying pelican to give us a wild boar right now, but believe me, these wild boars aren't exactly manageable here you go, what is this? No, oh, so I fell with a tool gun. Goldberg let me up.

I can't see it's not a bridge there, it's not a bridge thing when I'm missing texture, bro, I don't know, oh my god, that was amazing, wait, let me bring it back, no, no, why just I kill myself? Turn towards the wheel. and they killed me it started to turn perfectly it misses you with an instrument it hits me in the head this thing doesn't have a good turning radius turning perfectly fine up here oh yeah the bad thing is the minecraft section these grunts will cast blindness oh god oh god oh God I'm going to try to get it off the map oh no get away from me what a great Freeze Frame yeah there's a TNT behind you oh my god I got it oh my god oh there's more oh there's oh can you get it? out from under the floor Battle of the ages I wish I could move my camera you got it I wonder what this potion does oh thank you