TikToks That Are The Peak Of GenZ Humor

Guys, look what I found, a single-arch, single-arch McDonald's, hey man, can I have some water? Yes, it should be in the refrigerator. Thank you. You put the syrup in the refrigerator. Oh yeah, I mean, what's the problem? Do you want to see what causes allergies? look at that, that's all pollen look at all that pollen my hands are dusted with pollen and my phone is covered in it oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god drive drive drive drive drive what's happening what's happening happening right now they are selling drugs there, there is a huge flame, did you just break up?

I don't know about you, but this ship, look at these clouds, these cars are so pretty, look at the clouds, they should get a little closer, yeah, let me grab a ladder. This is delicious. I just got to the gas station. I'm going to fill up my Camry. I really don't know how I'm going to get this into the tank. Damn, you're so good. Hey, do you think I? I can get you enough, are you serious? My brother, tell me what the fuck I left this open in my car because this doesn't work no, that's not the radio, that's my mouth hey, hey, buddy, you're a fool, but hey, show how delicious it is.

So, I have big breasts, but my sister doesn't have breasts and she has a big butt and I don't have a butt, so we decided to osmosis each other, like give each other what we don't have, so osmosis and then and then we turn around and I'll do it and you go south. Are you running from the police? You think your shit is bad, bro. My son ended up in jail. This is a two-in-one print of people socializing just after the pandemic and men just after metoo. dewey movement hug anymore i never know which of the following would be considered a natural form of death being murdered on a train then getting cancer while on a train overdose while on a train jumping in front of it this is what's for lunch today look at this huge pizza box okay let's open it hey I can't wait to use the all genders new student bathroom hey hey what's this what's this hey alan what do you do when you leave the work, going home, what are you going to do? do it at your house I'll have a beer how many enough to make me happy turn your head turn your head this way now that's why I don't use Windows a girl feels a secret bet you didn't know our kitchen sends food to the window using a tape transporter to make things move faster teaches in georgia i got my weed in california i'm not kidding john i know the lyrics to the songs oh yeah if you ain't cheating on your girlfriend don't do it look at the camera no you look good, okay, okay, people who wear Apple watches take them off during sex, so I once hooked up with a guy who kept his on the whole time and when I got home he sent me a workout. summary and showed me how many calories he burned and how high his heart rate was gromits wake up call me come on gromit we have to hide the body there's no cheese or crackers in the prison gromit wow you like that my brother's window but it's just It's not like smashing I've been trying to close this door and it just won't close.

I've been trying with all my might. I'm passing the phone to someone who almost died of alcoholism and now can't even drink a beer without likes. having a lot of problems look, rain, hurricane or flood we have barbecues on Saturdays guys we should definitely have pancakes for breakfast tomorrow tomorrow you mean today jacob get out of the pool um no homie playing homie playing pirate temple run on the tv my man just playing be my man, just playing tempera jog, don't cry anymore, first of all, love and respect to my brother for going out there, grinding and chasing him, but go back and tell me that sweat stain doesn't look like a renaissance painting.

Jesus, I literally have the worst headache. I need to take something 240 milligrams. Wow, someone else just lies when people ask them about his hair. I thought so, I shaved it. I didn't shave the other day. He had a wig. She was blonde. I was like that's my real hair, it's not, but who's going to catch me? Guys, my supervisor has been following me talking about "you have to go faster, you have to go faster." It's like I'm going as fast as I can. It doesn't seem like it, he's like you're just letting the competition walk past you.

I'm like I'm not letting the competition pass me by. Alright. I would know if the competition was walking past me. I have a big window right here, I would know if the competition passed me by, I don't know why he's riding me, no man is weird, stop talking to women, you don't know, I don't know how to tell you this, but every relationship started with two people who didn't know each other started talking and you're an idiot hey oh no, what was that over there? Look at the pregnancy test when you work steaks and stir, they check you before every shift if you're oh really yeah, isn't it crazy how you can eat a seed bagel and still not feel anything?

Did you have me by accident? Yes or no, no, you planned me. Put it in the Bible. Misfortune. They're in my pocket, oh my God, I don't do all this anymore, but now I have to eat them because you found them, I found them. I'm so happy, oh my gosh, I can't wait to eat them. I'm going to open one right now. Is good more than a good goodbye children? I have a question for Hank Green. What the hell is going on inside the water towers? Water. I hate people who work in the bank. I own the bank.

So, what are you doing? I had a long day, bro, I just need to. something to relieve stress, okay, how about it? You've got to be kidding me, you want to get it right, so someone told me that the anime girl body pillow I bought isn't a girl, she's a really sweet guy, really, I think. I'll call him Bob moments later Bob is dismembered you want to get up you really want to get up now take one of these I'm telling you if you drink one of these you'll get up I've never seen this in my life it must be a hidden camera it's not a hidden camera it's literally just a fire alarm man relax that's literally just a fire alarm and nice try robot I know they're watching me or am I the one doing the watching hmm fire alarm hitting cameras someone write that shut up I have a pigeon oh god mine metal alchemist full metal alchemist wild and crazy friday night finds that we just discovered and we already knew that your phone and your iPhone specifically take an infrared photo of you your face is identified every five seconds and we look at it through an infrared camera and it's pretty wild, let's show you, okay, you have your home screen, it's on the home screen, you don't touch anything, there are no buttons, okay, infrared lens on the camera arm, there was one , two, that is. very wild, okay, cover the camera, okay, oh, there's another one, okay, nothing, well, this seems dangerous, sometimes people say: why did you come back to New York? and I was like, "I don't know, I really love the vibe and there's such a charm to the town, you know who you think is the sexiest girl in school is Epcot Ball, well I like Melanie and not just because she's pretty, I think It's so funny, just a reminder that it's okay for relationships to end, not ours, I guess, oh, okay oh, okay, yeah, yeah, oh okay, this is tasteless just for its two seconds. , tell me why I shouldn't fire you right now, I mean, look, I'm not going to eat, tell me and he'll literally put you on, uh, no one, influencers, guys, I'm sorry I was posted in a minute I've been working tirelessly non-stop. .So many hours have gone into this new project.

You guys are not ready. I can't wait to show you everything behind the scenes and everything and this is just how bad the salmonella is because the brownie batter has raw egg and. my friend just ate some I just found this audio on my ds that says something loud oh no not that loud okay let's stop it have you ever been in a bathroom with a display damn this girl is fine As a friend, your blinders are backwards, oh