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Who Is The Dumbest Person That You Have Ever Met? (Reddit Stories)

Mar 21, 2024
Who is the

dumbest

person

you

have

ever

met? A girl at my school was using a calculator on a test and misspelled the math problem and then proceeded to type a syntax error as an answer. In high school, a boy named Kevin was arguing with her. Anyone who would listen and I were saying that STDs are prevented by having sex, after about a minute of explaining to him what STDs meant I decided to say let's just agree to disagree, but he wouldn't let it go, he pulled out a 50 bill from his wallet and I bet he was right after looking for it, the mob mentality forced him to pay dr.
who is the dumbest person that you have ever met reddit stories
Silly high school student, he bet me fifty dollars that STDs are prevented by having sex and the legend of Kevin continues my psychology class, a girl. The question is eye color behavior and that's it, not really stupid, more wtf, but he also said he wanted to

have

a baby as a pet, he didn't want a pet or a baby, a baby as a pet, a human being is mayonnaise, an instrument. I knew a guy who injected himself with peanut oil to slow blood flow to his brain to keep him in a constant high state. He is now dead, not from the peanut oil overdose a few years later.
who is the dumbest person that you have ever met reddit stories

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Well, I guess he was a real nutcase. He recently taught a college student how to add four numbers. I know a guy who got a composite score of four on his act. I know it sounds impossible. I thought there were two of them, but I was at his house when his mother received the email with his score and I saw the piece of paper myself. a guy who ended up wanting to fight me because I was explaining to him that calamari was squid in Italian. He insisted that people n

ever

eat squid. The lovely conversation with a man who insisted that all zebras in Africa are extinct even though I had just returned from there. with photographic evidence from just two weeks before I had to explain to a girl that penguins were not fish I had to explain to another girl who I told this story of why the first girl was wrong my brother's girlfriend did you know that Poland was the only country? he was not affected by the first world war hitler was not a bad guy they just gave him the wrong job i like cows they are cute and have big eyes but i don't like horses they are big and look like cows wine that comes in plastic is more elegant than the wine that comes in glass bottles because plastic has more technology while my brother is cooking her a filet mignon she looks at the filet in the pan for a minute before asking is the whole fish a girl in my class believed that Neanderthals ate ice and extra cheese she didn't know eggs came from chickens she thought they were made in a factory I worked with this girl last summer who was beyond um at first it was fun but then she got really sad we were talking about Nelson Mandela He was very sick this was in June and she said well I hope he's okay his music is so good he thought the second world war was between America and Africa he thought potatoes could only grow in America and when they asked him what his El My boyfriend's name was she said I can't really pronounce it so I just call him Mike.
who is the dumbest person that you have ever met reddit stories
I know a girl who wrote an article about how polar bears only live in Poland. I saw a guy try to connect a three and five millimeter headphone jack to a USB. port once, not by chance or anything, actually spent a good minute figuring it out a girl in class said wait, I thought pork chops came from chickens my friend had a t-shirt made out of it she almost forgot My college roommate once missed her first three trips to a city because she forgot where she was going. She once told me that she would never breastfeed her children because it would hurt too much to make holes in them when she was asked how she thought animals breastfed. her offspring she said well, they don't just gnaw she ends up editing to add that she also got into a drunken fight on the street with another girl over a gay boy.
who is the dumbest person that you have ever met reddit stories
There was a girl in my high school who thought rhinos were the last remaining dinosaurs. Oh, and she was surprised when she discovered that rice. came from plants smart girl that one I thought rice came from Asia I know a girl who really believes that gorillas and giraffes aren't real and that the ones at the local zoo are just people in disguise sister who is a year older than me caesar obama biden signs so that's Obama's last name Biden we had to watch the movie Defiance in my English class and then this girl raised her hand and asked if it was a Jewish country later after watching Defiance which is about three brothers Jews in Nazi-occupied Europe for the The second time you asked, wait, they were brothers.
She wanted to throw a stapler at him. She had a roommate who was about six months behind on rent. It is a 10 month lease and we are in the 8th month. They are threatening to sue us. Spot. a tuition refund seven hundred dollars two months rent going to play poker with him despite our constant please no two doubles show us the dollar 400 because he's as dumb as that comma this is Saturday night the office is closed on sunday i go to work saturday night and then work a long shift on sunday feeling good on monday after school he comes in first question did you pay the rent?
None of them blew my damn lid off, I almost hit them right then and there. I'll bet every penny on my name that he came back to the table Sunday night and lost everything. He somehow he got the money, although he got the money by owing. His parents again had a classmate in eighth grade who legitimately thought the ocean was bottomless. Our teacher showed a diagram of the depth of the ocean and she just couldn't understand it. I don't know how you get to eighth grade. degree without learning that the ocean does not fade into nothing a high school physics girl if the speed of light is 310 circumflex 8 ms what is the speed of darkness and later that year if china is 12 hours ahead of us why not?
Don't they warn us about nine times, 11 comma, what is the speed of darkness? Usain Bolt has a record of nine. A girl in my 10th grade history class said I don't believe in Europe because I haven't seen it. She is also a different child. They asked me to leave the class and he responded: How am I supposed to learn if I leave the joy of public education? Well, that kid was right. I've posted this before, but in freshman biology class we were reviewing subatomic particles and the teacher asked. The girl listed them, answered with protons, electrons and decepticons and couldn't understand why the class was laughing at her.
It is clear that the Decepticons are not neutral. Looking at a test I took in college, one of the girls in the class with me was surprised. I got an A. She said the test was very difficult. I failed it. I asked her if she studied anything. She said she didn't and she told me that she was drunk when she took the test. This guy in my history class once asked me: Didn't Hitler die? from a girl with breast cancer in my astronomy class, so if he went out into space, could he push the stars and hit them against each other and stuff, teacher?
No, they're incredibly massive objects, girl, but they look so small. I was 8-10 or whatever the normal age is when you know your own address and I just made a new friend and she invited me over to her house to hang out. She was planning on stopping by after I took my stuff home, so naturally I asked for her address and she grabbed a piece of paper. and pencil and began to draw three houses, he pointed to the middle house and said: I live here please, never talk to her again. This girl at my school doesn't swim much during the summer because I don't want to get water cancer, you mean. skin cancer from the sun without water cancer you can get cancer from pool water period, but help me, this girl saw a double cheeseburger on a restaurant menu and got excited thinking it meant double cheeseburger and extra cheese.
She was confused when there were two. burgers at the burger dart that girl was me my boyfriend still laughs at me tl dr I like editing cheese apparently a lot of you are on my side thanks guys edit also my highest rated comment is about cheese this 22 year old girl took one electric fan and threw it in a bathtub to clean it, the apartment caught fire, he was shocked, no one will see this in a thread, he sold it, but I once worked with someone who asked me if they made air conditioners, why not? air shampoo and he was dead serious, Chris Grayling, Minister for Justice here in the UK and also my local elected representative, simply banned prisoners from receiving books that would actually enhance their rehabilitation and reintegration into society.
I just can't believe the abject stupidity. Of this, this isn't even close to the stupidest thing he said, but it's the only thing I can remember. A girl at my high school admitted in class that she poured an entire jug of antifreeze on her windshield to melt the ice that never sticks to your dick. in crazy stupid okay this girl I used to work with here is a prime example I told her I was going to Ethiopia and she said oh my god Europe is supposed to be beautiful this time of year. I also told him she was from Philadelphia.
Now I live in California and he asked me what state the one in Boston is in. Maybe he heard wrong and thought you said Estonia. A teacher I worked with as an assistant needed him to record me reading allowed questions for a listening comprehension test. It took me almost five minutes. discussion to explain that yelling into the connector Mick plugs into wouldn't work. There was a girl in biological sciences who, when she was asked what nutrients plants give us, she said salad and was serious, she created a user account. The password has a d, it locks and it tells me over the phone that it couldn't find the other way around b a girl I knew in high school once spilled water on the table and they asked me if pepsi pepsi crystal clear existed how many years ago was it This when I was 19 years old I was waiting tables with a girl who didn't know how to tell time, she was 18 years old.
Fresh out of high school, now she wasn't mentally dead or dead or anything like that. She was just very, very dumb. She also went to the kitchen and asked the cooks how to roll a joint. She explained that she had marijuana and paper, but she couldn't roll it. Our boss was right behind her and must have heard her. The cooks told her to shut up. She did things like that all the time and sat people at the wrong tables. he messed up orders and forgot his schedule and was late he missed shifts a lot anyway he had a scholarship to play volleyball in college but he dropped out of college after failing the athlete drug test about two months into his first semester I think which is in beauty. school now this girl she knew used to rewind YouTube videos so the next

person

wouldn't have to wait.
I just tipped my fedora and let her continue. I might also post here in the first year as well, about two full months after our new classes. I came to class one day and met a girl I had never seen before, she looked familiar, although I sat down and not long after she sat down next to me, a few minutes later I heard her talking to some friends saying yes, They told me if I skipped one more class, they are kicking me out of school. What kind of place is this. That's right, she skipped two whole months of first period and had the audacity to complain that she was almost expelled from school.
So do you speak Asian? What the fuck, what the worst thing is that he asked me that question twice that day. I worked with a sweet young woman who confessed that it wasn't until after college that she realized gas didn't cost 87, 89 or 93 cents per gallon and yes, it was because she was finally paying for it herself instead of using the card dad's credit I got confused because that was what gas cost before I went to college. I didn't know him, but joey sx doesn't know how to blow his nose. That's not so bad. I couldn't blow my nose until I was 16.
I have unusually poor control over my body. It took me until I was 12 to successfully blow up a balloon and I finally mastered swallowing pills at 28. I guess I nominate myself as my old roommate's boyfriend. He spent most of the dinner movie saying that the food already has too many preservatives and that's why there are trees that have been petrified. Trees petrified due to preservatives in food and you can't eat bucky balls either. or any magnet in general because your body works with electrical currents and if you eat a magnet you could interrupt them. She was pretty dumb too.
She spent an entire night sobbing because she was pregnant. She gets an abortion and then makes sure to call people out on Facebook. for discussing the issue saying things like I could never do that to an unborn child every child is a gift when that whole childhood fiascononsense was happening on Facebook a few years ago I didn't miss either of them, one of my wife's girlfriends someone told me proposed a riddle about a train traveling north at a certain speed etc. to which she replied: oh, you can't fool me, a co-worker of my father's who I met several times, she was a middle-aged woman and she believed that there were huge black lines on the ground that separated each of the US states, You know how they show state borders on political maps, yeah, she thought they were really there.
One of my exes bit an onion ring off our bees. He surprised me. because he hates onions, but then he announces to the whole table that there are onions in this. I thought they were made of potatoes. He said things like that all the time. Now I want potato rings. I never knew I wanted something like this. I know. a girl who thought the world used to be black and white, she thought color only appeared in the '60s. I actually asked my grandmother this when I was a kid. My ex roommate's boyfriend was 22 years old.
He actually idolized Bieber, One Direction, etc., and he did it. trying his best to be like them he was also homophobic, probably gay because he often wore his girlfriend's clothes from Forever 21 and refused to get a job because the band was going to end completely. He also pushed his girlfriend down some stairs and was so in love with himself that he took mirror selfies, posted them on his Facebook, and sent them to his Facebook page, which made him the absolute worst person I've ever met. to make sure he didn't come to the house. In fact, I convinced him that our building was built on an old Indian burial ground and that strange things happened from time to time.
He never returned. I like the pressure. She came down the stairs and slipped there as if she had left dirty dishes on the counter. Katy Perry once shopped at the whole foods market. I managed to keep her from letting my cashier's hand touch her food. The personal assistant proceeded to take my cashier spot insisting that Katie could get it. sick from contact with workers, that's pretty dumb, edit for the record, this kind of thing is pretty common. Katie may have been weirder than most, but famous people also feel weird about editing commoner contacts. I want to make something very clear that she wasn't talking about. the payment situation only made a celebrity request ayaikai said this happens all the time i won't post this to the painter like a monster just a little dense i don't know if that necessarily makes her dumb but that kind of action is really disgusting -important pompous and many other negative adjectives that come to mind.
It seems like most of the ridiculous people met that dumb girl in high school. minutes away from me and she tried to claim a public road as hers she cut this tea lady off our taxpayers were here before you were a girl in high school let's call her lisa she honestly thought gravity didn't exist and the reason why there was no such thing as simply floating it was due to our weight. It took her about 10 minutes to explain that gravity gave us our weight. She then proceeded to ask if gravity could, in her words, break like a pencil.
After explaining this impossibility, she finally stopped talking the next day. She confused Newton. with Al Gore no joke she was very nice although I have a friend who one day asked in complete sincerity who this Al Qaeda guy is and why is everyone so mad at him anyway my old roommate will call her Kim He was without a doubt the

dumbest

person I had ever met once when we went to Little Caesars to get pizza for everyone in our house, so he called his boyfriend to see what he wanted. He tells her: I want a pizza with half cheese and half Hawaiian.
She hangs up and proceeds to order him a pizza with half cheese and half Hawaiian without cheese. I told her that Kim wasn't sure that was what she had in mind, to which she responded, "I think I know my boyfriend better than you, if I wanted cheese, I would have ordered it." She came home, he opened her pizza, looked at her and said, are you the dead retro king? She ran to his room and cried, we got high and laughed at his good times, let's all remember that, to a certain extent, a person who doesn't know something doesn't know it.
I don't want to say they are stupid, we were studying Romeo and Juliet in high school, the teacher was discussing the prologue and the death of the main characters, to which a girl shouted spoilers, why would you ruin the ending that a friend of mine in sixth grade only learned? natural born citizens can become president of the united states says he can't become president of she was a c-section baby probably a girl in my high school history class two classic quotes of hers conscious was the berlin wall sir and hitler no Like Jews, period, reminds me of a girl from years ago in high school who just wouldn't shut you up.

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