Greg Giraldo Infamous Roast Of Patrice O’Neal

just put them on ready man

greg

is ready jesus christ his last one although it was canceled during a cane table he almost had a fight with

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rigel a spit and a dick great toronto a big hand for greg you're so arrogant since you came back you're walking like you're five feet tall seven since you are a copy and that program is a shame. I swear to god. I wanted to be in a good mood about it, but I can't. That show is a humiliation that shows everyone begging and fighting for acceptance from the desperate and pathetic public, it's already done, it's done worse things for comedians' public image than Modi's usage tour, it was bad, but you're a inspiration, seriously, you've really shown that even with diction like, uh, like a mallard and a bowling pin for teeth, if you stay positive and work hard after 20 years, you can beat six open microscopes.

By the way, I love this conference. Can everyone see the picture on the front of this conference and it was stolen from a memorial service for a fat woman who was shot in the driveway and I'm shocked, I'm shocked at how mean people are being, Patrice, I thought I didn't like them, you know, honestly, I've said this, I've always said this, you're incredibly funny. I've always said that I can't believe the hostility with which people do this is good this is uh this is fun it's really good to be here what's up sorry about that what happened on youtube bobby kelly I was going to see bobby kelly here with all his audiovisual presentation is used to carrying many golf clubs of cooks all day remembering all kinds of fun things when we were kids.

Good to see Norton, how do you insult the guy who hires prostitutes to urinate in his face? What are you saying because Shayna I've seen fluids more harmful than Lisa Lampanelli's panty liner. You know, honestly, I'm not just saying this because my contract is almost up and I can already see the writing on the wall. He's one of the funniest, most insightful guys I've ever met, but, but. He sent me so many hate emails I couldn't believe it. People just hate him and they said all kinds of horrible, hostile things and I didn't agree with any of it, except for the thing about him being gay.

Say something I know. For you it's not a big deal but for most people and it's true when he has something on the table he looks like Mario Cantona but he's getting married he's getting married soon Colin Quinn is getting married those are five words I never thought of what would he say Listen to something like Comedy Central presents Keith Robinson, that was funny man, what else do we have Todd Linda here? Of course, he always complains that the man keeps him in check. We have many discussions about that. Todd thinks it's all racism keeping him in check.

How many deals have you had? You've already seen something that's as interesting as rectal herpes and how many deaths you've had. Holy saying you need more breaks is like saying Bill Bird needs more fronting. How about that manatee? time's up I think I like you more than most people I was all set I actually feel a little envious of his lifestyle like I wish I could travel around the world leaving a trail of prostitutes in my wake he's always there Trying to make me feel bad about my own life for being mad at your kids, I'm like, yeah, I wish I didn't have that.

I wish I could get on a plane for 14 hours and three greasy comics and two giant, creepy chews. inhabitant, we have to fight as hard as you can not to have a look of disgust on his face while he cleans your milky load there in Rio acting like a play, huh, taking this 200 dollars from the bfw weekend concert, for true, that's right. How annoying is that little hook you have now like I'm a bad person this Friday night we talked about earlier, but I think I respect Matrisa. I think you're a fun, funny guy. I think you are, you know?

She tells the truth and, uh, but you know, I'm getting a little tired of defending you seriously. Everywhere I go, people come up to me and ask, "Hey, who is that stupid, ignorant, uninformed fat guy upstairs?" nothing in the world who is so stupid that fat man sitting next to this is the people Patrice I am telling you who is that uninformed and worthless stupid and I always defend you I defend you all the time I tell you that you must remember the camera adds ten pounds a lot thank you oh