Duck Dynasty: Si Promotes His New Invention

JASE: Well, today is the day. Any moment now Reed will propose to Brighton. But he had the perfect idea of ​​what he should do. - That's not what you did, is it? - No. Okay, okay. It's like taking what I did and making it better. Oh my God. Because I realize where I could have improved it. While my proposal had many great qualities... I took the ring and buried it in a small flower pot. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. --It was not the most romantic proposal possible. Mine wasn't good either. JASE: My engagement story was amazing.

We are at mom and dad's house, and we are sitting lying in bed. And I thought, why don't we get married tomorrow? So she said, okay. That's all? Hey, there you go. There is a man who knows what to do. Do you like what? SI: Do you want to marry me? Short, sweet, to the point. But after listening to these guys and their less than stellar proposals... I took Paula squirrel hunting. --I have the biggest proposal in this room Duck Call. The woman and I went to a restaurant. I said, hey, are we getting married or not?

Know? And she said, no. Eight hours later, she finally said yes. JASE: Eight hours later? SI: Yes. Was this a proposal or was it an interrogation? It's a shock that any of these guys are married. Women want an innovator. They want a pi... - Pirate? No. They want a pioneer. SI: Hey, speaking of which, you have an innovator here with you. What the hell? What's that? SI: I don't have the band ready yet, guys. Yes. Camouflage your beard. JEP: You have broken down. - Me what? Made. You're done here. She has left. SI: No, I'm not done.

I have a meeting at 3:00 with Willie. Willie's not going to like that. -I'm sure he'll like it. - No, it is not. Did you buy that t-shirt? Look, to make an omelet, you have to break an egg. I'm telling you, I'm an innovator. Dad, do you know anything about bell curves? Well, there is a certain curve in business that will bend. Somehow it curves. So since you're so good at business, my teacher said if we get a local businessman to come speak in class, we'll get extra credit. And that would be great, because I really need it.

When do you want me to come? Tonight. Sadie, why don't you give me a little heads up? Yes, but... They need to take a class on programming. Business 101, set a schedule. Willie, are we still good for our 3:30 hour? Can we do it tomorrow? You had a meeting scheduled with me. You just said that programming is key to business. SI: Yes. - Yes-- SI: Come on. Bring them inside. WILLIE: Why is Godwin in my office? Why is he setting up an easel? That's part of the presentation. I don't have time to listen... Have you ever wondered why, when we hunt

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s, I don't kill much?

I think it's something obvious. You can't shoot. You can not see. SI: No. It's not that. Look... - You can't hear. Just to help the sales pitch, okay, it works better when you say yes. Well, that's not a sales pitch. See, the answer is yes. If you're giving a sales pitch, you can't tell me what to say. Have you ever wondered why I don't kill any

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s when we duck hunt? Yeah, I never think about that. I knew you were wondering. Yes... The reason is that you are seeing this white beard. I'm sure it is. Look, turn my sign over.

GODWIN: Dun-dun-dun-dun! Beard-flag. Beard-flag. Hey, like many geniuses, okay, my brilliance is underrated. Willie has never joined in with any of my ideas in the past. Help me help you make a lot of money. Yeah... Every time I play this, all I hear is cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching. Look, I've come up with a lot of brilliant ideas. For example, say "Purrfect." She taped a microphone to his cat. And who can forget Wayne Parmesan? Parmesan Wayne? He was a cowboy-shaped cheese grater. Okay, actually, that's a good idea. The Hey-K 47. The Hey-K 47 was supposed to go off every time you said "hey." Hey!

I mean, if Fat Albert appeared on TV, everyone would have to duck for cover. Hey... WILLIE: Do you want my opinion? Hit me with that. It's the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. SI: You're not thinking about this. I didn't tell you the best part. Do you know what this is made of? You better not have cut up one of our shirts to do that. One of them? No, look, this was the prototype. He took me 10. Are you kidding me? Look, you have a warehouse full of free t-shirts. They are not free t-shirts. I buy them.

Look, we're going to make a lot of money with this. It takes money to make money. Godwin... It takes money to make money. You should say that tonight. Don't forget that. - Because? What do you all have tonight? - Nothing. - It's something of my kind. Sadie... We're supposed to get a businessman to come, and that's why Dad takes care of our business. - Oh, are you giving the lecture? - Yes. - Sadie! - I will be there. Never tell him any future plans you have. SI: Well, look, I'm trying to start a business here. Hey, maybe I'll learn something from what you have to say.

Never tell him where you're going. Yes, I'll be there. WILLIE: Okay. Thank you. I'm not interested. SI: Come on, Godwin. We have to go work on some more t-shirts. Don't cut my shirts anymore. SI: Hey, I'll see you tonight in business class. In fact, you might learn something. Hi guys. I'm Willie Robertson and I'm honored to be invited back and share some business wisdom with you. One of the most important things in business is selling a product. So do I have any volunteers to sell me something? Sadie, thank you, come down. OK. WILLIE: Sadie, I have a draft here.

OK. Why do I need that eraser? It is durable. It's affordable. And it's the best eraser you'll ever find. I just don't think I need that eraser. OK. No no no no. Don't take no for an answer. You will refuse to hear no. OK. In fact, new data suggests that the time spent trying to change a no to a yes may actually amount to a considerable opportunity cost. Look, it turns out that old Willie is wasting everyone's time, okay? But hey, server, I'm getting ready to fix it. Someone has been searching for things on Google. I don't think I agree with that.

Yes, what are you doing up here? Do you want to buy this eraser? I don't know. Let me see it. Yes, I do. - Yes... I need this eraser. Hey, I'm getting ready to give these students a real-life sales lesson. And I won't take no for an answer, unless the question is: has there ever been a better product than Beard-a-flage? And the answer is no! Yes, I am the teacher, and I'm telling you... Actually, I am the teacher. And let's listen to it. What we need is Beard-a-flage. I am going to sit down. Yeah, no one wants to hear this stupid idea. - If they do it. - Hello students.

My name is Si Robertson. I am an inventor. He has an entrepreneurial spirit. And look, I'm looking for investors to invest in my Beard-a-flage. And if anyone wants to buy this one, look, $39.95. Yeah? Because look, I have a warehouse full of t-shirts. I can make another prototype. WILLIE: Yes! That? You don't have a warehouse full of t-shirts. Oh clear that if. Here. There are 20 dollars. I just bought this. We're done. You can sit. Well well. Thank you. Okay, are there any more questions? Yeah? How do you make 1,000 of what I just sold you? Oh! Wow, how cold!

Willie, I'll give you one more chance to join me. Alright, I'll give you $100, but I want 51% of the company. You've lost your mind. I can't give up so much equity. Sadie, do you want to participate? That doesn't really apply to me though. Can't. Yeah, but look, I'm going to do women, you know, hey. You just said, "I'm going to make women listen." OK, I'll make $101 for 51%. SI: Wow, lemons don't fall far from the tree. The deal is over! I'll just keep my company. And hey, when I'm a millionaire, you can borrow money from me.