We Shatter Every Bone in Ragdoll Fall: Break the Bones!

oh Chris I'm

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ing catch me I've got you don't worry you can trust me oh you had a job and now I'm a big pile of goo on the floor. Sorry, there was a quarter, what am I supposed to? It's coming, it's coming oh god you missed the game oh I just got scared I'm sorry I don't like it it wasn't even a quarter it's just a piece of aluminum foil oh fuck I thought I might buy sweets with it. dumb dumb look at this guy he's like how did he how did he get here? It's good at climbing Hey buddy, you wanna back up, get away from that edge, man, it ain't safe huh oh oh, is it that safe when I'm around oh?

No, you know, let's try to jump to the other building that seems safer, okay, yeah, yeah, full speed, look at it, go, it's so fast, no, you're supposed to run, idiot, who could have predicted that This wouldn't work, see? his face immediately resigned oh this is the ulna I always confuse them or the ankles hit that hit that hit that ankle can't go what's the difference it was a lot that television I don't know we have to get a

bone

dictionary that's what they are called right , we need a bubble neurologist, a bonologist, boom, actually, that's not so bad, all things considered, no, I think we gain our body for things like that, I know he's dead, he's dead, just two legs and an arm, You know, that could have done it.

It's gotten worse, we better have broken without

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s, so I guess we're trying to make

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, so we want to bring

bones

, yeah, I want to

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this guy's bone, get it, no, I want to chase him, let's

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him, don't worry . I'll do a better job of catching you than Chris did oh, there's a guy sitting right there oh, there we go, okay, keep going, keep going, I think we can hit, oh, let's go down this crane, oh, going up fast, Let's go. graph man, I don't know how we always break the game on the second damn level, go there, I'm trying to push it back so we can hit more things on the way down, oh, there we go, oh, oh, oh, spaghetti. for a minute, oh, they broke another eye, oh, that's the whole arm, okay, this way, no, oh, that way, oh disgusting, brush your teeth, oh, aha, come on, hit something else, hit something else, it smells like broccoli on a corpse, it's something else, damn it, we went. so incredibly high but we were so far away that we didn't really hit anything else, let's see, I see a red barrel, oh, those red barrels here too, our barrels equal explosion, it's called a video game, math, and mushrooms equal me make it bigger, I don't know.

I never want to hear you say that, but I'm at the grocery store. I'm throwing mushrooms in my face. I think I'm going to get so big and step on

every

one you have to leave. from here this is a Starbucks here we go kablamo that also hit that oh there's a blue barrel down there what the hell is a blue barrel doing does it freeze you out there? I don't think it does anything we broke our ribs for the first time that's cool and we were right finally the paramedics are learning what you mean by parallel not perpendicular why am I murdering all these people I don't know because it's fun oh Time to report back to Chris, which one is this? sociopathic pests because Ultra bubbles oh I hit that guy oh I slapped him and I broke my hand yes yes there is another one hey if I'm going down I'll take you with me oh yes oh oh now we don't have brine oh Did we have one to begin with?

No, we jumped off a building. Oh, that had to have been good. Look, we need to take a look here. Okay, there's a guy. There are a lot of people there. Will we get more money yes? we're with us there's no there's no way to monetize asking that question okay come on I want a double I want a double no excuse me sorry I'm going to bounce here oh that guy was like a fucking cartoon character guy that works , get that guy, get that third guy, people's elbow, who's Patrick, what, no, I'm just kidding, I know what a hat trick is, oh yeah, dummy, I'm wearing a hat, oh my god, a ghost man, I don't think you.

I'm marrying Jane, I can't, okay, I guess I'll just jump, I'll save you, brown man, yeah, don't worry, MJ's here, I'm coming, oh, I busted my ass in the building, don't you hate it when you see it ? a man, you break your plan on the building, oh Spiderman, Spiderman can, bro, I didn't want to go that way, Spider-Man, you cheated, oh come on, oh I was trying to get him to hit his crotch on the tip of that building that would have been great just hit the person you like don't be an idiot Spider-Man what's your problem hit your crotch and don't break anything who do we want what is this Captain unibrow is that Huggy wuggy oh god I can't escape he, you know, I want to break his bones, we'll save our money because that sounds very satisfying, yeah, three thousand haters who hate dollars.

I'll keep you here, don't worry buddy, I've got you, I've changed my mind. I don't want you to

fall

, you know the problem is that I think we both already have a broken bone. I need you to save me from now on, idiot, it's no big deal, oh, we should have been standing there, they don't stand on a pipe sticking out. from a Dingus building oh I missed it oh we just got through without hitting our face in the air conditioning oh that looks like it hurts terribly thrombopaline oh Mary Jane I'll save you I'm not even Spider-Man anymore you're not even Spider-Man, you're Robin, She's got a heart ahead of her, friend.

I just broke my fever with her fucking skull. Oh, they're going to miss that guy who's too distracted by my brittle bones. I don't drink enough. Mouse, they call him. Mr. Glass, he is the worst superpower ever. Hey, here we go. Brooker Ribs, have you ever broken a bone? Chris, yeah, besides your funny bone, because she's not funny. Let's see if we get a lot of speed if I don't hit anything on the way down. go for the diving board, did you break a boat? You never answered me, yes I did. I broke both wrists at the same time, not years apart, but I still broke them both.

Oh, what did you do? One was football. I caught him and then someone. He threw a laptop at me and I broke my wrist, why am I surprised that someone threw a computer at you? I'm texting you

every

day. I just found out about different parts of the country. I had surgery on both, oh man, God, yes. I've never broken a bone I'm too radical I'm cybernetic I'm bionic I saw this ability Trampoline ventilation pipe oh or just break your hand on the roof that's cool oh no Brothers you stupid idiot wait break your back with that oh or you hand, there you go, you step on a crack and you break your mother's back, but first, oh, you got a splinter in the Wazoo, where's the Wazoo?

You don't want to know, man, hit the barrel, it's a barrel, okay, look at this at full speed. the way to the bottom I don't want to hit anything until his hand oh I love the monkey uh Bad Monkey don't burp No bananas for you how good again we've already broken our terribly fragile bones we have a calcium deficiency oh get your head out of your ass stop looking for poop to throw look at the grind sick like Tony monkey oh this is Tony monkey speed oh I like that the pipe doesn't help you handsome hey hit his ass oh my god oh oh I've never broken my butt, thanks monkey, oh, squeeze the two men right in my eye.

I mean, he didn't fall off a building if you fall off a building and don't fart. I think something is wrong with you, Stephanie. I invited you here today. to profess my love by exploding barrels I'm here to profess my love for you and please don't explode and run away from me I'll be so sad what do you love everything you see you're like oh, okay, is it? beautiful my own bones I love you so much oh my god look at that guy see this would be a good angle bones hit the barrel bones bones barrels barrel bones uh how does that work?

Are we at the Eiffel Tower? Yes, I just realized that. we've covered it in red barrels Chris sorry, yes I'm crazy. Chris's red barrel in four rooms, come on now, I'll get you a rental barrel. We put a bottle of alcohol. I don't care how crazy it is. left at the Eiffel Tower and then up it. I'm up in the composite barrels of the Eiffel Tower. Come and get off before they catch me. Oh, I'm going to slide off that sign. I said I'm just going to grind. Oh, is that an arm? sitting balance balance oh you broke your pelvis on it I'm sorry oh there are worse ways to do it my universe croissants and subtitles fast get the cheese the soft cheese wins the cheddar is too hard it will just kill it on impact the stinkier the better the more stinky of the cheese, better, but sir, there is nothing stickier than the neck for you, damn it, it brings short-lived cultural moments, it's the squid games guy, I think we're squealing, why in so many games it's like there's a korean boy in a monkey, yeah? what an iconic character oh i got it oh i can get all three i have to sweep them sweep it yeah oh god that

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ed okay i have one of them i'll take it because you haven't been using your super cool slow motion sound effect oh well you mean this one like now now oh I did it I did it right Parable super cool slow motion sound effects man that's better yeah I did it I'm fine I'll have to go be in my unnecessary sequel well Robin watch me do a backflip Batman hey Batman I'm trapped again look at my stunts it's Batman we think Batman is in French I think it's dolphin man that's what the bats said they squeak I think they're like I don't I think it's true Where are my insects?

Nature is beautiful. I try to place my wings. Chris is just reading his memoirs. Oh, there's Batman in French. Here he is ready. He just rolls off the tongue. What a great name! Oh my god, are we on a plane oh, we won't be on it for long crashing and we're tunneling towards Earth apparently ah oh, I kicked that car oh, I hit a Kia oh, it actually moves fine, here we go ooh big ones big red barrels oh red oh didn't they explode my whole life is alive you hit the gray one oh my god big red box damn everything is big and red the only time I met Clifford I thought oh look out he's going to explode and that's how we lost Metropolis. oh we're poison for some reason it's okay oh spiderman I'll get you I made that jump out of this plane my greatest nemesis oh it was supposed to be transported separately he'll break his tongue if he hits something oh it's the dresser of the venomobile. no, oh, in the engine, I knew it was a great way out, oh, there's a red barrel there, okay, go a little to the right, it's a barrel, you're stupid, offend him.

Land the tree and save the cat, yes, bubbles, any broccoli. and hit the ground really hard, added broccoli. Do you think if you hit that car, you can sue them? Oh yes, they use their insurance. Would you do car insurance or health insurance? That's a really good question Chris, hey we're at the deep intellectual end here if we don't let go we'll both drown ah quick my name is just Chris oh my god that tree is so hard I thought it would be like a soft squishy bush but no, I had already cured the sound effect and all because of you for a fart, you hurt my feelings, yes, my God, that lady just karate shot me in the leg and broke it, monster, come on, hit the car like crazy velocity, the only velocity I know and apparently we have three terminal velocities, I mean. there is all air resistance, it is overcome by the earth's gravitational pull of 9.8 meters per second per second, yes, second of the second idiot Prosecco.

I like a good Echo, oh look at this place, look at this, he breaks his arm before he hits something, damn. idiot, oh my god, we broke the rocks with our Badonkadonk, you guys are the Chuck Norris, oh, oh my god, we're drowning, so many people enjoying their vacation, idiotic locations across the river, sticks, that guy's on his phone, look at that guy, he's in the wild. I don't even appreciate it or all the manslaughter that's going on over there, how do you get the signal? Oh I got it, those paramedics, man, let's get engaged in a waterfall, die, Huggy monkey, blue monster, sorry, excuse for horror, oh yeah, break everything, look, yeah, stop looking.

I like this stop smiling at your pain you, oh I love it, it hurts, that's all your characters talk about, put your spine in it, oh we smashed the Huggy buggies, but give him Sheldon's voice, new Pro Legend , etc., clickbait, new Pro Legend edition, there you go, that's how Click bait, put a big red circle and an arrow around it, perfect, that's how Chris destroyed Huggy Buggy's butt and There is no other way to misinterpret what he was going to say. I don't think you should say it like that, leave a like guys. I enjoyed until next time boy I love you laughter