A Real Cowboy Plays Red Dead Redemption 2 • Professionals Play

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I work with horses I teach horseback riding so what I do every day is work with horses I haven't sat in front of a video game console since they were much older and I had cartridges a couple of years ago someone He said there's a video game with horses and you can catch horses or something, but that's all I heard about it. You know, I've never actually

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ed it. I'm excited to see what it is. I'd like to catch yours Horo, I scared the horse, oh great, I scared the damn horse, where's my horse?

Come on, sneaking up on me, that's what scared the horse. You can do this, I can do this, I can do this, yes, yes, yes, no, no. no, that's a person, I'm going to tie you up, there you go, OOP, oh hell, he goes there, come on, can I kick some ass? I like MMA, something that one of these has to do something that was a GU. I kicked it, I don't. I know what I'm going to do with him, put him in the bushes. I always wanted to do this. No, no, oh, this is so cool, it's terrible, what happened here, oh, well, what can I accept, guys, nice, you helped me, okay, not that.

What I wanted to do is fine, oh that's dear, I know jumping is fine. I'm thinking I need to make the penny and I need a bowl. Oh, bunny, how about a bunny instead of a deer? Oh, come on, that was good. a kid I have it I know, I have to shoot a squirrel yes, I have a squirrel that just won't taste as good there's a turkey, I have a squirrel and a turkey stew I can't last long those are cows no way, that It's cool, yeah Yeah, I just stole something. I stole someone's things.

Keep going. Keep going. Let's crash this thing. These are not made for this type of there is a way. Go deeper. Do you need help sir? You need a shirt. Oops, sorry, wait, wait, wait, okay, circle. Yeah, I feel bad doing this

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ly wrong, but you started it. I haven't saved anyone. I think that's the most important thing I have to do. I'm going to rob you because the buttons there I feel horrible, no, no, I pressed l2. to talk to you there are boars no way cool they are nasty those things are

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ly bad Oh what was that it's that a boar I told you they were nasty there are things in this menu on this map that means something there are little yellow things and I'm going to go towards those yellows like some kind of gallop are closed now I'm in a canter get into a trot cha-cha-cha keep going it's kind of a gallop like they've got it right on this, okay, I'm a little impressed with the horse stuff, this would destroy our horse, broken ankle.

Oh, hey, how's it going? Okay, I want to

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, but I want to help Brevin Swanson see one more time. I'm just failing. to help people oh what's going on? what are you doing? Do I have to fight this big guy? Can I just like Indiana Jonesing? Yeah, come on, oh no, I lost my gun, there it goes, that's it, oh no, I am now. I got assaulted. I was just protecting the Reverend, there you go, did I get you to stop getting up? Oh, where's the movie with the kids? Stay by my side, okay. The Reverend just killed a bunch of people so you can beat this guy's foot.

Oh, and the trains are coming. Seriously, my palms are sweaty now. Okay, it's going to be an uncomfortable ride. Hey, look at him, you and his neck see how he turns his nose up like that. That's a problem horse. You need to work with that worst Tennessee Walker. I mean, this is him. Tennessee Walker he's not Sam's Tennessee Walker he wouldn't try to leave Tennessee we'll try to leave you and this guy looks like he wants to get punched this wonderful thing like randomly greeting people die no, no, I don't want to no, thanks, okay , can I drag it, drag it?

Yes, the horse bond was achieved and he bonded with my horse, he loves me, he didn't give you a name, he's like an apple, ooh, a silicone penny. I'll call him Judy GB he's a good one I got it, I got it, I got them all now. Oh, I can kill him or I can get high. I mean, honestly, it was so much fun. I think it might disappear for a whole day or two. Forget about showering. and sleep, just doing that, my favorite thing was jumping on the train, that was like a dream of all time, I feel like I lived a bit of a dream.