GIRL CHAT VAULT: Vacation Sex

I love it, what's better than being on an amazing

vacation

with your broom having amazing sex with them? Yes, but here's the question: If you end up staying in an air B&B during your

vacation

, are you really getting hot and heavy in someone else's house? If you decide to do it, here are some guidelines that Elite Daily thinks you might want to follow, for example, if you're going to have sex, keep it in the bedroom, don't also do it on people's couches. don't leave prophylactics like ak8 condoms in random places, also don't make too much noise, surprise the neighbors exactly, so ladies, would you think twice before staying at a stranger's house?

I guess it's interesting because you don't normally think of an aerial B&B as someone else's home with those people sometimes living there and I've never been to aerial B&B ever, oh never, I think it's an unfair request if you're building the house, you know, to run or whatever, some people are saying yeah, don't have sex there, that's weird, if I'm on vacation, I'll have sex on Airbnb. I expect people to have sex in my house, yes, and if you think about it when you get there. when suddenly everything gets confusing and words are exchanged skin on skin all skin yeah you're not thinking about what's on top underneath or you're just doing it no, Ryan, yeah, baby, no, that's why, because I know that people have sex in them and I don't know where and I feel like it's in a hotel.

First of all, it is better to stay in a hotel so that it is clean. You can ask for clean sheets, I mean, and it's not as much furniture as a whole house, so I think you know I'd rather not rent my house thinking, okay, did someone have sex on my couch? I'm not generally renting out my house, no, people would, yes, I want to put my house on Airbnb I think it's great if you have multiple properties and it's a house that you don't live in or never expect to live in, then you can put that on Airbnb and then you can expect everyone to have sex with your friends. but I say air babies all the time y'all, yeah, yeah, and I have sex with them on safari.

Yo guys, if I'm renting your house, set me up with that effect on your kitchen island past your couch in your bathroom. in your jacuzzi in your hallway on your stairs in your bed I think further away in your own house yes, would anyone think about having sex on top of your kitchen counter doing nothing my mom cooks on my kitchen counter all of us you we eat you know on top of your chin, yeah, I can't do it, but in an air B&B it's good to bring you some pork to keep it loose, clean Feenie, my clothes, your legs, but seriously, you guys are okay, okay, if I, for example, we're probably going to do it. go visit Tim in Napa sometime, okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, no, no, come see him at your house.

I can't have sex at your house. I just bought some amazing new china, no, yes, barely yes, very smooth satin. I don't know, I think you allowed it, I know I'm with you, city, if you did, don't say it, just do it, yeah, just do it, but don't tell us because then we have pictures, yeah, you get it. pictures anyway okay no I don't really expect so I'm just reading my box. No, I know my house. I beg you, AB, have sex, good luck, but that's a respect we say we don't want. Doing it at your house doesn't mean we're like Oh, yuck, I just want to do that.

I'm kind of reconsidering this trip to Napa now. I think you could do it in bed, but I. I'm up for anything, how about a pound? Yes, there is a bathroom in my room. My bathroom is really nice. You can do it in the bathtub, describing your thread count. Yes, I take it seriously. It's very comfortable, although you'll see. Look, okay, so you've never done an air B&B before, never, oh, guys, they're so nice like when you travel, like when I just went to Santa Fe. I stayed in an air B&B, you're done guys, all the places during the holidays.

I can get a house, oh my god, like there are so many options, people go to Airbnb, chill, okay, I see it in a farmhouse, it's beautiful, beautiful, so I thought about having sex in a farm, you know, There was a country

girl

who said goodbye to breaking the rules. tradition, we all know that at a wedding only the bride should wear white, right, yes, well, a bride-to-be is in her feelings after her future mother-in-law announced her plans to wear an off-white dress to At her wedding, the bride posted on the Mumsnet site asking if he should confront her and risk looking like a bride or just play it cool and act like it doesn't bother him, so ladies, what advice would you give this bride-to-be?

Clearly, mom doesn't like you anyway, so it's a lie, what you feel, who does that? I've been to all the white weddings where everyone is supposed to wear white, yes, but if they didn't ask you to wear white, you're not supposed to wear white, so that's quietly rude to the mom and I don't think he likes you Anyway, for me, I think for me personally, I don't care if it was my wedding day, I'm a bright baby, like there's no way that when your little white dress arrives, it's going to be like trying to stand in front of me and me bat signal like there's no way you're gonna turn off my glow yeah when it comes to having to talk to someone a mother in law it's just I feel like it's weird talking to someone about could you not use that because then I don't feel so special and you're upstaging me you know I need that conversation so go away it wasn't like your average Thursday this is your wedding yeah but it was like she said she's dressed in an ideal off-white color yeah I don't .

I don't think it's that I'm with you Jeannie. I wouldn't let someone ruin my day and you want a family to do it, but it's the

girl

friend who won't stand in your way, you know? But how would you have felt if someone had worn it? White at your wedding, no, um, and I think it would depend on the type of person she is. Yes, she, you know, was always the type of person to play the victim or seek attention. She just wouldn't play that game. I would say whatever you want. They're going to talk about you anyway, you'll look crazy, right?

But if she was, you know, she was very nice and she had nothing else to wear and she felt that she looked really beautiful in that dress. Don't know. I just, yeah, let her live her life. I personally didn't say that no one could use what I didn't really care about, you can use it, you wouldn't care either, no, I wouldn't care, but this person there, yes, I am. saying if she really bothers you and bothers you, like I said, the lady doesn't like you anyway so you should be able to express your feelings to her and just say hello, it's my day.

I didn't want anyone else to wear what Personally, I don't care, I like it, I think like Jeannie said, if you're that worried about it, you might not even be in the right frame of mind to get married because then I thought what is it? marriage, color, light, she nailed it. Yes, if you are still worried about the color of your mother-in-law's dress and it will ruin your day, then you are not going to get married the right way or you could just let her wear white and you come in black. I mean, yeah, that's what I think, money, if it's something that everyone is different about, there are people who are very traditional who want things to be done a certain way and if that's the case, then I think You should be able to express your opinion, although there are rules.

I'm still there for no reason. Don't wear white after Labor Day. I know this is like this all the time, but when people there are women who say, "Oh, you're not supposed to do that, you just don't do it." putting on a little color and that's why it doesn't make a dent doesn't make sense, okay, when you're at a wedding, remember the one time you didn't set your eyes on the bride, it's hard to think that way, it's not. What if the mother-in-law is helping pay for the wedding? Haha Jessa is a two for one special.

Oh yes, a wedding drama. It's a family drama. Ramona Gordon got the surprise of her life when she turned on the local news and saw it. 14-year-old son wanted for car theft Ramona says she recognized her son Shaquille Dixon in Seville I know that one is black anyway show me well Shaquille is fine, she allegedly hooked him up with an 81-year-old man anyone here a woman at point of gun in a Walmart parking lot before leaving in her vehicle, long after seeing you know she was watching it on TV, Ramona did what she called the police and turned the tables on Ramona, it was a difficult decision, but quote , Ramona said she needs to know that she saw ladies. rat out a family member if they did something wrong I'll be the first to say I'm the writer die, you know, if you go parallel if you double park your car if you don't come home with the supermarket card and it's books, paper, come back, I'm not going to say anything, I know because you're very quiet, Adrian, why would you give yourself away?

I'm not saying anything on a different level and let me explain why I have to say something that is crazy, but what is the avalanche of offense? Whats up girl? No, Adam, although what I'm going to do now is take that person aside and say, listen, let me talk to you real quick. I saw you on the five o'clock news and I'll punch him in the face and slap him. Raise them up a bit and tell them that if you ever do something like this again in your life, I will call the police. It's okay, my sister.

I can never imagine my sister pulling a gun on an 81 year old woman. It is a fragile age in which they are impressionable 14 years old pointing a gun at an 81 year old woman to move her car forward. I'm just going to punch her between the eyes more than that, but the point is, again, I don't have kids, so yeah, so I don't have kids, we're saying I'm just laughing. I really don't know what I would do if my 14 year old son was pointing a gun at an 81 year old woman when he was 14 years old. Honestly, he would.

You'd try to get the kid help like he was serious about this, right? I would do like my kidneys to get help. Maybe he would surround himself with a group of people who could help him understand that he never could, but that he had to. send him to prison at 14 years old. I think about it again, I don't have kids, but I'm just saying he could really love them, you know what I'm saying, so he had a gun, yeah, so who knows what he could have had. It happened, you know what I mean and I could have killed that 81 year old man by sitting down or whatever and that's no laughing matter and this is it?

I have a lot of respect for parents like you because it's not just your job to raise a child that carries your last name, but you have to raise a responsible human being that coexists with the rest of us here, okay, okay, in my mind this Alright. I have this mentality about discipline. I'm going to discipline my son first or the world is going to discipline, I have a feeling this mom has tried and tried and tried and tried and dried and her son didn't listen, so she's okay, now it's the world's turn . I hope you learn from that this time. what she would do, she would do the best she could with Aiden and if he doesn't learn she wouldn't say anything, if it was a fuss she would be like Ryan at home, look look at her you know you just find a good pastor but in all honesty I I would do exactly the same thing you know what I think for me I think it would depend on what they did what the crime was my turn and you know if I know you did something really really bad if it was me you know it was you oh yeah you're going to go to jail , yeah, you know I don't do this on TV, you'd call the police if you weren't lurking, guys, these are my friends, you're calling the police.

Why are you going to say the beep? You mean the lunch key. I know if I am what the crime was. Well, 281 at gunpoint at Walmart. Okay, look, if you steal a bag of chips, I'm not going to throw you away. I'm not going to give you away. but if you have a gun, if you have a gun and you rob the whole market, I will have to, you know, turn you in, yes, it's called armed robbery, it's loving, yes, loving you and loving you, and if anyone is experiencing this type of guilt. from a friend looking at you from the other side of the road wondering if you would really do this, all you have to do is slam the door in his face and call the police for mine.

Wow, I really don't think I can do it. Adrian now conceded I'm cursing all of you and I'm not what's wrong with you What if why are you doing this? I would try. I won't be like you with this look if you don't seek professional help. and show me you're getting help give me any weapon and this sounds so crazy guys Adrian what if it was mom and Nilda who were robbed at gunpoint? Yeah, oh, well, my mom was actually held at gunpoint in New York. City on the subway and what would you like the repercussions to be for that person?

He went and got help because he was on drugs when he mugged her and cocaine and she actually writes to him to this day, oh that, she's had enough. this guy is that's um Jesus love now no, wouldn't make you a munchkin, yeah