Duck Dynasty: Willie Hires Alan to Work at Duck Commander

alright look here's the deal we bought a six foot submarine yeah we should have been 15

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calls yeah how many

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calls is that how many 14 They hit us with this one Jason yeah that's almost a complete sandwich. We just received the Chef. right, they gave it to the chefs six inch guys, yeah, the six inch shaft just isn't right, cut it back and cut it. Change yourself six six inches. Like, what are you doing? I'll tell you what's happening, we have the chef. I need the 105.3 PO right now during lunch break yes I need to match it right now I wasn't going to mention that but it's lunch time are you kidding me?

Hey, he's throwing away the trash, no, this is a foul, guys. There's one thing you can trust these guys to do at

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is take long lunch breaks, if there's one thing you can't trust them to do it's pretty much everything else, any guy really matches up well, so OJ found the thing, but any normal employee. He would have lost it, so in a way he is so disorganized that he can't even lose something properly. We need a larger container so we don't have to keep doing this. You need to organize all that, at least get a filing cabinet or folder.

Shit, get a Trapper Keeper if I need to come back here and get something, you need to be able to hand it to me like that. I know this was an exception, but if I ordered another one, I guarantee you won't be able to find it. I'll take that bet, I don't have enough, but the point is, it's not a file, cat, I know what's in here, that's right, who's going to step up and organize the Durham file cabinet. I would, but my board will hire someone right here. I wish you were more like that. I don't really want to do it, but I think if you hired Alan, I could do it.

He is the most organized person I know. OK. I have too many of my brothers

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ing here. The blood is thicker. What water hey, okay, who's going to step up and be the team leader? Hey album, yeah, we need to, uh, okay, I'll think about it and talk to Al, but you all need to step up, that thing needs to be organized, okay? everyone come get each other I want to finish please what do you mean you want the MPS look here I was fishing for crappie one day no, no car passes by, another car passes there no, I caught a big old octopus, okay, look at a octopus and look how many tacos in that circle, can you tell me where you were when you cut the octopus?

I was at the lake, are you kidding me? No, that's just hot water. I only get fresh water. Boy, hey, tell me, what's going on, ladies, what are you? What are they doing here? I'm the office manager. Great reviewing our efficiency needs, so look, I want to hear from you what are some of the things we can do to be a little more efficient around here. Let's get out our 90's TV. I watch a lot on TV, it's not even HD, I don't know what that is. Do you think we can get an ice cream machine?

Do you think that would help efficiency? Everyone wants an ice cream that is exactly right, so I had the opportunity to prepare it. a small list of things that I think will help us. I've been working on some ways that would be efficient, yeah, okay, so you guys are going to rotate through the trash, cleaning, sweeping, mopping the kitchen, which is a disaster zone, but me having a flashback to my days in the military here with all this crap I'm seeing here hey look there's a reason I retired from the two word military organization, well I know this is going to take a little while to sink in, I don't know. all this, I'll remind you that this is the period I had, we called him Sergeant Slaughter because wherever he went, he was fine.

He was a fun killer machine. All we can do is evaluate the team better. All things come together. The sergeant enters. Robinson cleans the bags. with that shirt and hey, do something with those boots, they smell like rotten taxi drivers, hey, look, I don't know why they hung up his boots, okay, it was my feet that smell like cabbage, but I'll do it the rest of the day. Just watch I need to see what you guys are doing here so carry on like I'm not even here how about a big refrigerator? I'm not here, I'm just watching, I'm not here, you guys are just going to stay there, not here, do what you normally would do, you'll realize you're here in about 20 seconds, I'm not here, we've been raped, Guys, what the hell am I telling you?

I have been raped. Where are my things? Values ​​Name tags at least you have the right chairs I think that's my chair no, that's mine it has my name I get up to go to the bathroom all the time I can't sit in the middle oh No, this is not bad, is it? How am I supposed to fit in here? Why are you all sitting? Because I'm tired. Generally this is where I rest best. This is the problem with people like you. Someone comes and changes the way we do things, you know, it looks good, this is a comfortable chair.

I like a lot of dumb oxen. I like this chair, although I have a feeling how this could have happened and that's just a slightly creepy look. I love Al, he's the best. beardless man, I know that, however, he can be a real pain, we're like puppets and Al thinks he's the puppeteer when I was a kid, he was the boss. We're not kids anymore, although I thought it was obvious, don't touch anything. thing Exclamation point Exclamation point Exclamation point deaggression we won't tolerate boys the other thing that should be obvious I don't take orders from beardless men as a rule, morning man, hey, what do you think of the changes?

It's funny, I think it sucks. I have the opportunity. How would you like it to turn out? I'll ask you this: How would Lisa like me to come into her room? uh-oh and then just rearrange everything. She should arrest you first of all. Well I guess that's what I should do to you so what's that on your hand? Good point Martin, these are your timesheets so this is how it works. Every time you need to take a break, you hit, no, Psy, you need to take a nap, you hit, no, Jeff. you have a gas attack you hit oh yeah we have to keep track of time no I'm just going to leave this here don't destroy them I know you guys can do it come on be all you can say and I'll say. that you can do it it's not going to happen I think since he sent us a message we have to send him a message yes, what do you think things are changing this aggression?

We won't tolerate the boys, okay Johnny D, we need a new flavor for the menu, I could see what you think is the best juice for pain Mississippi or Attila, the races, I thought it was a little hot, yeah, It's hot, is it in your sinuses? Oh, I don't think I have any hair left on my nose, that's what. where it hit me my sinuses opened wide when I did it what's up what do you need? He made a big mistake. This is an emergency. Yes, he was wrong. We're having a scientific meeting. I thought it would be a good idea to hire Al, but now it would be a better idea to fire him.

Yes, you need to fire the power. It was your idea. I said I made a bad decision. He was wrong. That's not easy for me. Don't know. he is a Vibe killer, what he is doing is killing productivity, well there is very little productivity, I don't know how he can kill, we are getting all the orders, I don't even know what he is doing so I don't care that he brought . on the paperwork time cards, all this crap, Cleaning details and everything you know, the more you talk about it, it sounds like you're doing a good job, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you're the one who says he was going to save everything and that's exactly what we needed if he stays production goes down oh it's already down we could be building duck calls right now see if he stays we're leaving here, yes, we're leaving, no, no, we have to fire Allen, you hired him, you fire him.

He, oh, I've been wanting to fire my brother for years, okay, everyone needs to get back to work, hey, Al took all of his sandwiches, send me one of them. Wings, okay, I bought you the perfect wing here, that's a good one. Great, Johnny D, there you go, well, Grace, eh, same day, do you like that? Say it's really not bad, are you kidding? That was my water, tell the guys to put some hot sauce on that stuff. I told you he was nice, he eats a lot. Weird things every day you're a sissy one minute What's up?

Well, I'm wondering about this. Well, I really don't know what happened. Well, this is what I know. We are in production. Television timesheets are not being provided. a schedule now for the next six months how long have you been here? Wait two days, let me take him there. I need Jace to come to my office immediately, could you listen to our conversation? We were looking for something, what are you looking for? Corey's office stuff, where's south? He's been in the bathroom for like an hour, yeah, did he clock out for that? That's what I'm talking about.

I could hear the moans and groans on the walls. He said things weren't hot. What is this? defacement of company property. I've just been trying to find the person who did it, which isn't bad. Oh, I see you got your note. Here's the deal. I'll just be informed that production has ended so I'm thinking about keeping them. around that it's apparently about someone who appreciates that he's absolutely right it's a terrible idea you know who else was exactly right this guy here no, he's the one who saw you I'm trying to strengthen you you're right no, I was wrong I'm saying you're right I was wrong you're not wrong because you're right no that's what I'm saying you're wrong but you're wrong thinking you weren't right you're both wrong what I What I'm saying is I'm staying and I like the direction in the what the company is taking, exactly what we need because I've been seeing some things that, frankly, need to be organized from the top for Jace, no, no, I'm talking about you.

Believe me, I have my stuff in order because I've been watching for two days, don't worry about what I think the drip has to start dealing with, he's got something here and we need a drip organization which he's right about. Well, you're wrong about that. No, I've already dripped all the trickle. I want to start the trickle from the top and then it's going to drip down. That's what I'm doing. That's why I brought you. You are part of the trickle. There is not enough dripping. Someone didn't work well. I'm just saying that if you want this to be a well-functioning machine, I need to start here.

I don't need anyone to tell me what to do. I have a list that I need to be okay, okay Chase, you're right Al, you're out, you're fired, it's just a business, you can get yourself fired for helping the company write it down as just a two day experience, oh man, how good, what a shame, oh man. Wow, look, I'm telling you guys, Mount Saint Helen had nothing on what just happened with the bathroom, he didn't want to be there, no, I just caught a glimpse of hell, okay, we got it. He got ready here, but yeah, he left.

I mean, I love you, you're my favorite nephew, but you know, hey, you know better times, what do you want? Although ice would be nice, you just know I didn't know it was. I'm not sure you got it, we got it. I would sit down, but I can't. God, you're talking about a good bad girl.