Conquering The Planet as a Duck Hitman in Spore

I'm the leader of a crime syndicate, don't ask why I'm announcing this publicly on YouTube, just trust me, that's true all along. I've been a mafia boss, but right now I have a problem. I'm a little short staffed and find myself needing a new Hitman. My previous Hitman was defeated by a group of humanoid peers. This time I need someone with wits, a bounty hunter with a true passion for the assassin, someone who has incredible amounts of stealth, and to find this Hitman, what better place? To turn to the classic video game Hitman World of Assassination, no, I'm just kidding, the 2008 life simulation game Spore.

By utilizing the scientific potential of the Creator sports creature, you should be able to examine an infinite number of options to eventually land on the perfect specimen, for example, how about this ostrich? No, too high, his head would stick out when he tried to hide behind things, in that case, what's wrong with this shrimp? No, this one is too small, maybe I could use this pickle or not too pickled, it looks like this. It would be harder than I first thought, but just when I was about to give up I stumbled upon the perfect candidate: a

duck

, this was cool, what better creature to turn into a cunning killer than an animal whose name literally means dodge out. of the road. of things that my

duck

s were going to duck and claw their way to the top of the bounty hunting world, making me and my crime syndicate tons of money and at the same time eliminating all of our competition without further ado, then I found a

planet

and my troop. of ducks sprung into action oh no wait one of them is a little stuck come on ducky come on you can do it come on come on well where was I?

Men, welcome to Hitman training school, at the end of this I will. I've turned each of you into a bloodthirsty psychopath, but right now you're really cute, to be fair, you're really cute, step up, candidate number one. I will name you Dimitri and you will be the most adorable mass murderer in the world having chosen my test subject, it was time to find Dimitri, his first

hitman

at Target, men don't usually go around looking for people to kill, that's more of a Kind of a serial killer, but Dimitri had to start somewhere and before long he found himself with a nest of snails.

Dimitri then eliminated them, but without really knowing anything about the murder, Dimitri walked up to the snails in broad daylight and began picking one with his beak, as expected, this was not very effective, there was no element of surprise, there was no secret and Dimitri was quickly defeated. so not the best start on his first mission, my duck had been hit by a garden snail and he may have made a terrible mistake. Dimitri obviously wasn't very strong, so it was clear that if he was going to be even remotely successful like Hitman, he'd need some way to sneak up on his opponents and take them out before they realized he was there chasing this.

I equipped it with a very important accessory, a piece of grass, although it might look stupid in Spore, this blade of grass contains the ability to sneak, don't ask me how it works, but shaping the grass into a kind of fairy tale, Dimitri now he could just disappear on command, perfect, those snails literally wouldn't know what had hit them and Dimitri headed back to continue. On his mission this time he was able to sneak around the back undetected and patiently waiting for the right moment, suddenly he struck, leaping into the air performing a sort of Death from Above type maneuver and hitting the snail with a series of devastating blows. in just a few moments the target had been eliminated Dimitri now had a confirmed kill this was great progress really great progress Dimitri and I were eager to test his new abilities on other more challenging targets first Dimitri infiltrated a nest of a group of shrimp and then took them came out one by one and then treated himself to a small snack, then Dimitri set about doing the same with a group of snakes and when he returned home from his training, the rest of the ducks had also been training and a proper bounty hunting association. had been formed Dimitri took a blood pact and signed a bunch of contracts through the dance, of course he didn't bother to read any of the terms and conditions, but he was sure that everything would be fine and with that he was given his Hitman Dimitri's first official job was to go meet the client, an incredibly rich hedgehog from the house next door, according to the Hedgehog, a bunch of bananas had moved into the neighborhood and were interfering with his business of harvesting parts. of the body, oh Jesus, should we really be helping this?

Dimitri type, but the money was too good to turn down and Dimitri soon reached the banana base, he wasted no time and went into stealth mode and started to get closer, but before he could get too close, oh god no, they had him seen. The bananas descended on him in an instant and it was only thanks to his Speed ​​and Agility training that he narrowly escaped with his life. It seems that the bananas were more cunning than any creature he had encountered before, so to even get close to them, he was going to have to improve his stealth skill, but how do you wonder if you can be sneakier than a piece? of grass?

A leaf word. Now that Dimitri had a blade in his head, he was practically unstoppable. His camouflage was so good that upon returning. to Banana's base they had no idea where it was, this allowed him and his bounty hunting partner to charge in to catch the bananas by surprise and brutally peck them all to death one after another, it seems these bananas are not so mature, said Dimitri. It sounded fresher in his head, he was working on his post-death one-liners, their mission was a huge success, they returned to their hedgehogs who gave them a really good review on the Hitman review app, Rip Advisor, and suddenly , a business for the duck reward.

The hunting association was booming so much that Dimitri left one job straight and moved on to the next, this time his clients were a group of poachers. Dimitri wasn't really sure if he should work with poachers since he was a duck, an animal that unfortunately, if he refused he would be poached, threatened with feeding to a giant poacher, so he didn't really have much of a choice. . Fortunately, this time the target was a group of micropigs. This should be easy, so I mean pigs are well known for being. Stupid in his overconfidence, although Dimitri got too close and was immediately discovered, he went to retreat, but as if things couldn't get any worse, the giant poacher was right behind him and was then picked up by the huge creature thrown by the air. and then Chase to the bounty hunter headquarters, oh my god, that was terrifying.

This was a mission that could not afford to fail because of this. Dimitri decided to improve his stealth ability. Again, he got a twig, now that he wasn't just disguising himself. like a leaf but like a whole branch of a tree it was great anyone who saw it would think it was a stick and this turned out to be true because when he returned to the micro Pig's Nest they didn't pay attention to him and he was able to walk on tiptoe. around undetected and then, when the time was right, he and the other ducks attacked as they always did and eliminated their targets with quick efficiency with the micropigs defeated, Poetry was delighted and they were so impressed with Dimitri's excellent work that They improved their snitch. skill further by removing his twig and adorning him with a beautiful flower hat, this would have been payment enough, but the poachers were eager to purchase Dimitri's services again, it seems they had many enemies they needed to get rid of this time. was more specific, he had to search for an intergalactic traveler named fruitius Maximus apparently frutius was a pair of a race of sentient fruits known for being incredibly tough with this in mind the poacher gave Dimitri his own sniper rifle, that's right, he had a gun now I don't think I can emphasize this enough, he was now a duck with a gun Dimitri fought wisely to test his new weapon before embarking on this dangerous mission, so he found a nice lookout overlooking a nest of mushrooms and with that he started to let go oh my god, this thing was ridiculous, it was just a gunshot, a death.

Dimitri was a bit overpowered now to say the least and was such a well-trained assassin at this point that he was hitting every shot with one hundred percent accuracy, not to mention the fact that he didn't even have arms after enough target practice. . Dimitri decided it was time to do something real and made his way through the trees until he spotted Frutus Maximus's camp ahead using the full extent of the new flower on the top of his head. Dimitri did what he always did and disappeared into the air, he crept his way until he was so close that he could smell the fruity scent of pears around him, he loaded his gun and prepared to shoot, possibly Dimitri didn't need to get that close because he was using a sniper rifle, but at the same time The end didn't really matter because as he stared deeply into Fruitious Maximus's beautiful pear-colored eyes, he was suddenly struck by a deep sense of humanity: what was Dimitri doing?

Was he really a cold killer? These couples had done nothing to him, so why was he okay with all of this? He was a founding member of the Duck Bounty Hunter Association, but while he stood there and thought about the things he had done. Until now, the things he had done with these blood-stained wings of his, he felt a great sense of shame, it was like this, he would not do it, he would no longer be a slave to the organization, he would simply leave Fruitius Maximus alone, he would escape and go live. a fuller life, I mean, what were they going to do?

It's not like they just hunted him down or anything, but the organization doesn't forget and they certainly don't tolerate traitors, what was that sound? He was getting stronger, oh god, Dimitri. He looks back, he runs, Dimitri runs, suddenly he was inundated by waves and waves of mercenary ducks that rushed at him surrounding him in a great crowd and no, Dimitri, oh God, this is horrible, my boy, my poor, sweet , sweet child, thank you.