Greg Fitzsimmons Was a Dry-Humping Machine

the Joe Rogan experience, although he is a phenomenon, look at those videos of guys who like them, I can't say that, I mean, they really get their balls kicked hard. I think that boys get their balls trampled with stilettos, that's something very common. guys lose testicles yeah I know a guy who lost a testicle because he got kicked and he didn't have a cup and he was training like he was going to do one more round so he could train and get hit in the bag. with a pimple and his balls busted these guys are just letting some girls walk all over him with a stiletto heel yeah I was with Dave Vada once when I was in 10th grade and we were wrestling and he reached down and grabbed me. very hard balls and SQUOZE I'm crazy, he was a little crazy and I remember lying on the floor for about ten minutes feeling the most severe pain I've ever had in my life, man, I thought I was Barren for a long time because a He got kicked in the ball.

The black belts kicked me in the balls at least a hundred times hard, like they kicked me in the balls, man, like many, many, many, were they trying to kick you? in the balls no, no, they collide, yes, like saying, if you're throwing a kick with your right leg and I'm throwing a kick with my right leg when we throw them at the same time and you just move weird sometimes. he just goes right into the bag, yeah sometimes a kick goes wide, you know like someone is punching you and you're trying to hit him in the chest but he inadvertently catches part of your leg and redirects it right into his balls.

It doesn't really cover your balls that's what they make new ones yeah there's a new one too well there's a company called Diamond MMA and I use their cup when I do jiujitsu and it's a compression short with all these straps built in and this cup what's wrong with it. like a more flexible foam rubber on the outside and then a very hard rubber that covers the outside edge and a very hard rubber that covers like the sack and the cock and then it fits very comfortably to your body and you could get your balls kicked quite a bit strong without that, yeah, so it's a giant improvement, yeah, but when I was a kid we didn't have that, now we had a cup that slipped into a jockstrap and barely stayed in place and one time I was in a tournament and I got kicked balls, so I was pretty sure this guy did it on purpose.

He was a bad guy. I was fighting with this Korean guy. He was very good and very bad. And I'm pretty sure he kicked me. in the balls on purpose because I punched him in the face on purpose that afternoon. I was pretty safe, yes, but my ball, my cup, crashed into my ball, so the cup did something worse than protect me and then not protect me, it actually became a weapon against my ball just so the cup crashed. It crashed into my ball, my ball swelled, it was horrible, that's how it was, so what were those cups that practically protected your shaft but not your balls?

They do protect your balls a little in the ideal circumstances like if something comes out it goes straight and hits the cup, it's much better for them to hit the cup than for them to hit your balls on their own, it's definitely better, but let's say a bike helmet, they made cups of Taekwondo that we used to use outside, that we are even better. because you would wear them, you would have your pants on, you're like they were gay pants and then you would put the cup over the pants and there they were like sturdier and they would tie and hold them in place and there was a little bit more material in there, so it was like it would cover your trash better, yeah, but still, the sack is a terrible design, it's a bad design outside, hanging in the air waiting to be hurt, do you ever sit on your ball oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, sometime once you cut your dick in a zipper, no, never, no, oh God, we're underwear officers, Don, I got two gun commands before a dick in the zipper, yeah, it's like the crown, no, the shaft somewhere on the side of the shaft I caught it in the zipper and it was bleeding oh, no sex for a while after that because then you have to explain, yeah, like what's on your penis, cotton zipper, liar, you lie, You are going to give me a disease, you are like that. part of that is because of what they invented, but the button fly, yes that's probably true, yes I think the button fly came first, why?

Yeah, I think the old divas, I think they were all button flies, they hadn't discovered zippers yet, yeah, like zippers like a list. Guess, when do you think they invented the zipper? I mean like in the 1800s, yeah, I guess I thought the original Levi jeans had zippers, I don't think so, now I think they are originally, I think that's why they call them the original button. fly yeah right like 500 ones yeah 501 jeans yeah button flies I remember the dry humps I was a dry hump with her in high school man

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dude I'd go all night I'd get it I was I was gifted and you know , ug, you try Do your right in the middle, right in the spot and then I was perfect and I remember one time I got a scab.

I got so raw I had a scab. Jesus, yeah, did you go crazy from dry

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a couple of times? but he was pretty restrained, well, you get a hump if you dry off, the right way to do it is in silk pajamas, oh, no underwear, right?, you guys could go back in time and I could talk to my old bathtub, hey , these corduroy pants, what do you appear in? a girl's house, she's in 8th grade, dad opens the door, why are you wearing silk pajama pants? I like it a lot, so I read a lot about China trade and it's Irene, here she comes down, were you wearing underwear?, piece of what you think.

I'm stupid, I'm married, I have kids, okay, I've had sex, little girl, I know what you're doing, you want dry hump, my son hmm, she comes down and wears silk pajamas. She's passing here far away, yes, yes, dry. man fucking, good old days, yes, remember you grabbed a tit, you were so happy. I can't believe she is holding her boob outside her shirt, yes she was our aegis now, yes you were so happy like this was so much better than not holding her. Yeah, this is as good as it gets and then if you were a girl, I felt bad for girls back then because how annoying would it be that someone just we don't have what we're talking about, that you're just grabbing their tip and you can't stop like If she had her bra on and you put your hand under her bra, yeah, and he's just grabbing, just squeezing, yeah, that's not pleasurable for her, no, definitely not, but they did it, maybe she would. taste.

Maybe she just liked the fact that she's naughty, yeah, mmm, so naughty. She couldn't imagine that the girls would enjoy playing for a long time. I really thought they were just being nice, I couldn't imagine girls liking boys. Because? You even like me, yeah, why do you like boys? Boys are so disgusting, yeah, you know. I remember when I was a child thinking about that man. I'm so happy that girls liked boys, but I don't understand hmm, it doesn't make sense, why? they would like us is that we don't have any of the good things that they have yes, they have tents they have to get wet we are ready we are dirty and disgusting they wear makeup we are not disgusting we are stupid and we are stupid as if we were dumber for wanting the whole process in the one in which men develop and obtain testosterone and go through the entire cycle of adulthood.

It's just a fact that women mature faster and are smarter at a younger age, so when you're 15 years old. You gotta get a fourteen-year-old girlfriend 'cause you got a 15-year-old girlfriend, she's like you're an idiot, you gotta get someone smarter, yeah, if I get someone smarter, like you are, if you like it, How many 18 year old boys have a Many 17 year old girlfriends, yes, yes, but how many 18 year old boys have a 19 year old girlfriend? 19 year old girls don't want anything to do with an 18 year old boy now, well they are smarter now, yes they are.

I'm looking for a 22 year old girl, yeah, no, it's so true my daughter said she's like, "I can't, she goes. I can't even talk to guys my age. Yeah, one time, a couple of them They are smarter, yes, they don't have them." go through all that - that testosterone thing mm-hmm only you are thinking about getting rid of burdens yes, you are just thinking about just studying at school oh I know Jesus oh yes, it was more or less playing sports and having a orgasm was in high school, yeah, and as soon as you found out about orgasms, sports come back, we meet in a big backseat, yeah, I just do a little bit about it, my dad's like, hey, how come Don't you play baseball anymore?

Yes, I found something new and I'm much better at it. I liked it more, it's more fun. I always win every game every time you come in. Yeah.