James Bond VS John Wick | DEATH BATTLE!

This episode is sponsored by Babble and Mint Mobile James Bond, the world famous double-o double07 secret agent John Wick, the legendary hitman who did the impossible, whether flying solo or operating on behalf of the government, the world is full of Professional killers of all kinds. and sizes, but which of cinema's super assassins is packing parabellum and which will live to die another day he's a genius and I'm boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and abilities to find out who would win a

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from the crab coasts key to casino royale stables from russia with love to moonraker on the edge of outer space no man has saved the world more times than vaughn

james

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he's the action hero og the cleverest scotsman who ever lived the Coldest warrior of the vibrant 60s, after a climbing accident in the French Alps, her parents were taken away, young Jane studied abroad and graduated from the Ministry of Defense just in time for World War II, promoted quickly becoming a Commander in the Royal Navy and when you find what you're good at in this case, a murder, never do it for free, so after the war, James decided on Her Majesty's Secret Service and became special agent for MI6 and were so impressed that he received his first two state-sanctioned assassinations.

With this baptism in blood

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he was granted legendary Double O status and a license to kill with impunity as the West's premier defender, Double Agent 07 is a jack of all trades when it comes to kicking comey and terrorist ass and basically everyone's butt. Over the last 60 years, from the novels to the movies to the comics to the games, they've rebooted it tons of times, but they're all still a link. Bond is a master of infiltration, disguise, stunts, driving, diving, skiing, boating, climbing, horseback riding, airplane pilot, swordsman, knife fighter, knife fighter. people launcher launcher and the deadliest player of all bond carries his classic walter ppk among the world's first successful double action semi-automatic pistols while it only carries nine bullets its small size makes it optimal for concealment and a microdermal sensor in the grip Codabon's fingerprint means only he can shoot it, it even comes with unique ammunition that breaks upon entry and creates eight exit wounds that travel like a bullet but hit like a shotgun, especially deadly considering Bond has a marksman's golden eye. expert capable of taking down a room of armed people. guards in a single second or shooting into a helicopter's fuel tank from a speedboat a quarter of a mile away.

It's just as deadly. Unarmed Bond combines multiple martial arts such as judo, boxing, krav maga, muay thai and jiu jitsu, allowing him to keep up even when outnumbered in this mix of styles is likely the Welsh self-defense system known as koshingwa. , who is taught by the modern special air service, although it all pales in comparison to his greater skill in hitting and laying pipes, he is so proficient at seduction that he actually feels more like a superpower Mira, we are not kidding, he once seduced to an assassin sent to kill him so thoroughly that she threw herself in front of the bullet intended for him.

He knew him for less than two minutes. Yes, sometimes the farmhand does things that I can only describe as superhero looks. So why not follow that impulse and give it some superhero gadgets also developed by MI6's resident quartermaster? Bond's spy gadgets often complement his problem-solving skills and quick thinking. He has a pin that will explode after three clicks and fall apart after a fourth. an omega seamaster watch that can fire a laser beam a cigarette that fires a miniature c4 toothpaste rocket that can be detonated remotely is probably a safer bet than that pen, especially if you're a compulsive clicker like me, wait, I was at three or four.

He also occasionally wears a lightweight body armor, as well as a garage cable for silent kills and a grappling hook hidden inside his belt buckle that is only semi-normal. He wears hearing aids that give him super hearing. X-ray screens. Ultrasonic twins. Grenades. A paralyzing gas key. he chains a cell phone taser that explodes remote controlled drones a nano suit that makes him completely invisible and a damn jet pack you have to have a couple of thunder balls to piss off a crazy explorer who rides one of those, but his best weapon he's the one the only one his penis the aston martin db5 oh i thought we were still talking about him never mind this absolute beauty isn't just good looks she's packing front mounted machine guns oil slicks smoke screens and of course the ejector scene oh and well luck trying to get in this baby is incredibly bulletproof, just watch this, it won't stop working.

Q has provided numerous vehicles over the years with increasingly crazy features, such as an underwater transformation, light-bending holograms, and a built-in remote control. on bond's phone ah just look at him living his best life and why wouldn't he? He is a globe-trotting womanizer with the United Kingdom treasury as his personal credit card. He has the world in the palm of his hand, but for some the world is. is not enough, although iterations of Bond may vary, one thing remains behind that elegant smile and the British wit is a broken and soulless shell a man who is only good for killing, I guess it's no surprise that a guy who smokes up to 70 cigarettes a day and regularly drinks enough to put him in a coma he might have a

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wish now James wasn't always like this shortly after getting his double he found love and loved so much he left the secret service behind but there are some lives he doesn't. you can escape and others from which you cannot escape.

You can't save no matter how hard you try, sometimes the only thing left is to kill the love inside you until the only thing that matters is revenge. Fawn's psychopathic tendencies cannot be denied. He has killed hundreds of enemy combatants throughout his career and perhaps simply enjoys the act of torture. but what makes me respect him is that he never forgets a play on words, after all that hate and regret wrapped up in a man with nothing to live for, the perfect assassin for a dying empire, the bond is strong enough to fend off henchmen superhuman like odd jobs and jaws that can lift a pickup truck off the ground, he survived being hit by a stinger missile that dropped hundreds of feet into a river and had his nuts scrambled in the best way.

He's even fast enough to dodge near-point-blank shots and missiles while he's in free fall and still. shoot people this is the superhero we talked about time and time again, he has surpassed criminal masterminds like dr. Not Goldfinger and Scaramonga, the man with the golden gun, he has even surpassed the worst of them, all of his arch-enemies, the international terrorist Blockfeld in two different timelines, no. less and a twist of blood in the second bluefield was the long lost adopted brother, which if I remember correctly also happened in austin powers, but that's why we love old Scottish so-and-so, who else could escape a giant space laser by kitesurfing in a tsunami?

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that's babble.com deathbattle up to 55 off your subscription language babble for life do you ever make a mistake like you make the worst mistake so bad you are the rest of your life, yes, let's pose a hypothetical situation: you see a car you like but its owner won't sell it, so you follow him home, beat him senseless, steal his car and kill his dog , the dog his beloved wife gave him after she died very recently, so yeah, big mistake and this man, well, it turns out he's the deadliest killer in the entire world.

They may call him Baba Yaga, but he's not the boogeyman, he's the one you sent to kill fucking boogeyman John Wick, so yeah. that's a pretty big mistake, the full history of this specter is almost non-existent, but he is rumored to have been trained by the ruska roma crime syndicate from a young age before moving to America and making a name for himself in their scary enough criminal underworld. enough to scare even the most hardened killers. Wick is a master martial artist who combines several schools into an all-purpose fighting style that focuses on maximum efficiency with minimum effort.

Almost no one who has fought him directly has lived to tell the tale. What specific forms he practices are for his eyes only, so why don't we look at the martial arts used to prepare for movies by everyone's favorite immortal, Keanu Reeves? Reeves combined Akido Judo and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for defensive joint lock throws and grappling moves to avoid as much damage as possible to himself while using his opponent's own weight against them, although his option is Krav Maga, which is designed to taking the best moves from various martial arts to create the best fighting style, while most martial arts are designed with other purposes in mind such as krav maga exercise, the entire goal of krav maga is basically to kill and go , if that's not a fuse in his hands, literally anything can be a deadly weapon, knives, swords, books, his belt, he once took out three guys with a pencil, number two. pencil and thanks to John's precise understanding of the human body he can target weak spots and vital organs with ease, but thanks to the continental he does not have to rely on mounting utensils to execute his victims.

Imagine a chain of hotels around the world that serve. as a front for an entire clandestine society of assassins, you can consult the wine waiter's robust selection pistols, revolvers, submachine guns, assault rifles, shotguns, plastic explosives, it's all on the menu, although Wick prefers his heckler and his coke p30l, a polymer-framed semi-automatic pistol that holds 15 rounds of 9x19 parabellum that he handles like an artist does a paintbrush and can empty entire rooms full of enemies before they can blink once, even taking out seven armed guards in just three seconds. He's the definition of accurate, he almost never misses a shot and that includes pack on horseback and motorcycle, if he's in the mood to kill you can bet he's doing it and he comes literally dressed to kill with his perfectly tailored suit jacket with tactical lining that It's completely bulletproof, even repeated shots from close range do nothing to it, it helps too.

He blended into the shadows for some sick stealth kills and even disappeared in plain sight as Batman's damned mecha eventually joined the Tarasov mafia and quickly became one of their top enforcers, a grim reaper who hunted his enemies with divine, maybe this angel of death was more human than we first thought, after years of being a badass, Rick wanted to get out of the mafia to marry the love of his life and retire. Wow, I wonder how that first date conversation went, man, she must have really fallen for him, I guess he got his ass on killer so his boss gave him an impossible task that he could quit if he eliminated every last one of them. enemies of the mafia in a single night, which he did because, human or not, he is still John Wick and lived happily ever after until his former bosses, no, no son screwed up the hell out of him, great job, you never get lost, that's not It was not just a dog, but a semblance of hope, a chance to mourn only his last tether to a happy life, so Wick returned with a vengeance ready to kill. down to the last person who stood in their way until the entire criminal underworld ofNew York was raised by his bloody crusade over the course of the three films that lasted only about two weeks, Wick left over 300 bodies in his wake, 300 stumbled upon him it's like Watching the sky fall, you're going to die, no There is no escape, he survived, was stabbed, hit by cars, shot in the stomach, blown up, mutilated and knocked off a 10-story building, all in fifteen days.

Oh, and somewhere in there he found the energy for Walk in the Sahara Desert and it's not like his wounds from the previous movie had time to heal or those from the previous movie, we can't stress this enough. John Wick is unstoppable, he's strong enough to throw grown men, break bones, and punch bodies. Two assassins through a bulletproof glass floor fuse completely annihilated his former employers Teresa, the Neapolitan Kimura crime family, and fended off an international army of assassins who attacked him at random, one after another, each A few minutes, even after being declared an excommunicator by the continent stripped of his former resources, he killed every last soldier sent after him by the high table with just a little comfort to rest like we said completely unstoppable outgunned it doesn't matter John Wick lost everything in the world that meant something to him and that means he won't stop killing until there's no one left or he'll die trying and good luck with that.

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Reduce your wireless bill to $15 a month at mintmobile.com deathbattle. Very well, the commitments are established. We have run the data through all possibilities it is not time to die for a battle to the death it is not something to be taken lightly be careful double07 and happy hunting your concern is always touching q vodka martini shaken not stirred what can I get you mate? Drinks are on me, I prefer to be alone unfortunately I wasn't asking baba yaga now you can come with me or we can do this here killing is not allowed on company grounds luckily it seems you have me at a disadvantage you won't mind giving a dead man walking one last cigarette what does my6 want with me your reputation precedes you I'll make sure to keep up no you won't ah okay to be completely honest I lost count uh so ah ah what's coming, it goes around like they say bond enter what's the mission status crush crush positively oh grow double 07.

I never thought Wick could lose, but I guess I'll never say never again, although his skills and brutal tenacity would have saved Wick initially against James Bond, you just lived. twice means once, right, I know what I said, ah, well, despite everything, Wick found his match in agent Double07 and Match is the optimal word here. Wick may have been an expert in martial arts, but Bond has actually practiced several of the same styles that Wick has and he has been shown to be just as skilled a fighter, even defeating the martial arts master himself. Wick's ability to break a bulletproof glass floor definitely makes him superhumanly strong, but Bond has fought equally powerful henchmen in the past and Wick's speed and accuracy with a gun.

He may seem unbeatable, Bond is just as impressive, he has taken accurate shots just as well as Wick, but most importantly he has a faster draw, that is correct despite being played by Neo himself, Wick has never dodged bullets On the other hand, bond does and is superior. Speed ​​gave him an advantage in both hand-to-hand combat and a draw, although as they both had bulletproof vests the fight was probably not going to be won with weapons alone and that is where Bond had his biggest advantage, his devices had no way for Wick to see them. An exploding pen or laser watch is coming and that's the goal of von's devices.

They are seemingly normal everyday objects that will take your enemy by surprise given the time. Bond has always used them to devise strategies to win games, even against numerically superior players. enemies, especially with their more absurd technology, such as the invisible nano suit and remote controlled explosive drones, the resistance of the fuse may be mind-blowing, but it is not invincible, it can continue fighting even at death's door, but the lethality of Bond's deceptive weapons I wouldn't have given him that option diamonds are forever but against someone equally skilled with an arsenal straight out of science fiction

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's luck was definitely not a source it may have been the spy who loved me but against

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was going to live and let die and you bet tomorrow he never dies, I've done it, look, I just had to fit in the last few movies, okay, oh wait, I forgot about Octopussy.

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