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Welcome one and all to The Late Show. I'm your host, Steven colar, folks, if you're a long-time viewer of the show, you know I'm Catholic, which means I believe one of the virtues is humility. Well, tonight I have something to be very humble about because I can announce that this weekend Pope Francis will be

meet

ing with me at the Vatican. I mean, come on, I mean, I'm excited that the Pope is Catholic. I'll let you know after I

meet

the damn Pope. I will be joining an incredible delegation of 105 comedians and comedians from 15 countries as part of a meeting to establish a link between the Catholic Church and comic artists, the Pope, the Vatican comedy, I can't wait, I hope we meet, I hope to meet the original priest and rabbi who walked into that bar find out what happened never find out what happened this invitation was extended by the Vatican decaster for culture and education and the decter for communication in my opinion the two dicasteries funniest I know.

Controversial I'm going with some of my friends because among others the US delegation includes Jim Gaffigan Conan O'Brien T Naro whoopy Goldberg Jimmy Fallon and Chris Rock Chris Chris please for safety reasons just I would keep Mary Magdalene's name out of your mouth because the Pope is wearing a big ring. Of course, meeting the Pope is a great honor and absolutely nothing could tarnish the joy of this trip. Italian media reports that Pope Francis used a homophobic slur once again on Tuesday. Happy Pride, why, why, Pope Frankie, why are you the progressive Pope, have you made historic statements in support of same-sex civil unions, carried out by lgbtq plus Outreach on a group of gay priests, who am I to judge?

Obviously, you were the Pope, but you're supposed to be the cool Pope, the Vatican, an ally. How do I say this? You were the chosen one. I can't believe I'm alive for the first time. The Catholic Church has let someone down because now, suddenly, Pope Francis is less pro-lgbtq than NASCAR. I don't believe it. I sell t-shirts that say yes car, it's not easy to be less tolerant than NASCAR you know their slogan pretty sure our fans did it on January 6th this is what happened oh wow I'm not saying definitely that's their motto they said that, Not me, they said that.

This is what happened yesterday in a closed-door meeting at the Vatican. Francis allegedly used a highly offensive Italian term to describe gay men and, to make matters worse, this came just two weeks after the Vatican apologized amid reports that he had used the same word in a previous meeting. Meeting with the bishops, the bishops tried to stop him, but they couldn't reach him in time because they can only move diagonally. bad planning, that's bad planning, I don't know, they have a member, oh, speaking of Catholics, Joe Biden, he's out there. Right now, Trail's campaign is trying to appeal to older voters.

His campaign is hosting events like bingo and pickle ball. Watch out, Joe, at your age, you might break your hip playing bingo, but seniors aren't the president's biggest problem, which is why Hollywood veterans and Biden alumni launched a super package to shore up his seniority problem.

youth

vote called won't pack, okay, a little awkward, sort of a reference to an old song, but better than the first attempts if I could change the time of the package and the baby has the package won't pack. Down's mission is simple. they want to create pro-Biden content for hard-to-reach voters under 30, which can only mean one thing after Malone's face tattoos.

Wow, the Hollywood veterans hired to appeal to young people include writers from shows like Parks and Recreation, Big Mouth and Saturday Night Live, which explains Biden's new ad Young Americans are heartbroken by the humanitarian crisis in Gaza and Joe Biden knows that The only solution is the cowbell. I'm Joe Biden and my balls are sweaty. I can not believe it. I can't believe we got him to record that. Whatever Biden is doing seems to be

working

because now in the magic 538 projection system, which has never been wrong, Biden has a 53% chance of winning compared to Trump's 47%. him that way until November, what would that look like the way the White House says it's not frozen?

It's just that off screen where we can't see it, there was a T-Rex and now it was hiding, folks, I don't want to alarm you. you, but the American dream is dead all because Joey Chestnut has been banned from Nathan's 4th of July hot dog eating contest what is Joey Chestnut 4th of July hot dog eating contest this is like how is this? How is this? It's like excluding LeBron James from basketball or Aaron Rodgers from podcasting Joey Chestnut is the best hot dog eater ever. I just hope nothing bad happens to the number one chestnut eating champion Joey hot dog chest chestnut ban that has shocked the tube meat community, this was announced yesterday by Major League officials eating yes, the mle .

I always dreamed of being called up to the big leagues, but I got stuck in the minors in triaa. Davenport's dumpling chewers are going down the drain, so why this grave injustice? Well, the meat lovers at Nathan's are pissed. because Chestnut signed a sponsorship

deal

with a plant-based company impossible foods not to be confused with our new sponsor possible foods is possible food on his part impossible Carnes doesn't want to stop Joey from doing what God put him on this planet He chokes saying that he is free to compete in any contest he chooses and adding that it is okay to experiment with a new dog.

Carnivores shouldn't have to be exclusive to a single sausage. Can someone please tell the Pope that? Now Chestnut Chestnut issued my own response of him saying that I was very disappointed to learn that I am excluded from the Nathan's 4th of July hot dog eating contest. I love competing. I love celebrating America with my fans across this great country on the 4th. Rest assured, you'll see me eat. Again, soon it's a threat: I'll come to your house, sit on the hood of your car, and shove handfuls of wet meat into my mouth while we maintain direct eye contact, but I, as an American, want to thank Mr.

Chestnut . because, like our Founders on the 4th of July, he will not give up in the face of adversity, no, he will muster the courage to keep going until he becomes the sausage, this is a fight he enjoys and he will not tolerate this celery assault, come on. America puts the pickles aside knowing the bun will rise tomorrow Joey is willing to die on this grill the competition will never catch up to Joey Chestnut Mr. Franks For Your Service crinkle cut fries Joey will be fine Joey really thank you Joey is going to be fine but farri might have a bit of a problem with its lack of meat because, like everything else in America, meat has now become politicized as part of what some call meat culture.

War sounds stupid, but on the bright side, I can't wait for all the meat war movies like the apocalyptic cow and the metal brisket, this backlash against vegan meat is part of the anti-science movement that brought vaccines are bad and smallpox is back Recently Cracker Barrel started offering impossible sausages that far-right commentators have been calling 5G. sausages controlled by Bill Gates that disturbing theory is very popular among the barbecue meat conspiracy group but it's not just about vegetables no the far right also rejects pasteurization in recent years drinking raw

milk

has dramatically increased its popularity among Americans right-wing and You have to imagine some of those guys like raw dairy for the wrong reasons.

Baby

milk

simply tastes better without a condom. Oh, I don't know, it was worth it, it's worth going back, how's it going now, says the CDC, says the CDC. Raw milk can make you very sick, but that hasn't stopped the ultra-conservative group Turn Points USA from selling a T-shirt that says "I Have Raw Milk." t milk, we have a great show for you tonight. My guest is Seth Meers, but when we get back, I'll answer your son's question. Stay.